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| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Feb 20, 2008 |
na correct gaylord widout cure  gunpoint i hate u |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by TheSly: 10:40am On Feb 20, 2008 |
whats with the angry icon again clem? r u now gunpoint?   |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 12:29pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
no mind me  the guy hate me so me too i dey tell am i get the same feeling |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by TheSly: 12:34pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
. . . . *sighs*. . . . . . . . . i was thinkin maybe uv been infected with his skills of using too many angry icons in his posts. . . u cool with the Grin * * and '' '' no angry icons iight. . .  |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 1:07pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
*grins* one love man |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 1:54pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
two love sis |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 3:48pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
too much emoticons this is advanced spamming hi tessy |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 3:53pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
yeah one love beiby  |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:25pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
it is good for you all to love oh, spread the love okay, but the babies , when all the loiving is done, make sure y'all make some arrangements for the babies. now as if ifyalways is not the type to explore so intellectual reasonings, clemcy and all his angry icons can only suggest some sombreness on the poor guys part, who says every day should be a smiling day? except the kid would decide to put some sauce in the soup of lingua franca and concot some more words that would make one to swirl in exhileration at the intermingling of sound and dance let me ruffle some feathers a bit as i humbly walk across the streets amidst intermitent concobulations originating from the human psyche |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:26pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
. . .abeg sir put comma now. make i go bring my dictionary abeg.just put a comma and if possible go komatose hey guy,welcome and how have it been |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:52pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
comma no dey him keyboard |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:17pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
. . .i thought as much too. it must be a typewritter hes using. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:24pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
nice observation *na tufe sell him great grand papa typewriter to the guy for auction* |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:30pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
hehe.sauce i say i no talk ooooo. the guy don broke reach that levels abi him just dash am out? there is a big difference btw dashing to help the poor and selling so which is which? |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:55am On Feb 21, 2008 |
@ya'll i aint gay, tot i'v already made my point as 2 jst hw much i lov pu*sy!!! wz jst tryin 2 mak peace wit that damn kid bt since ya'll want beef, i'l giv u beef!! @saucekid watch urs!!! @clems bring it on ma/sir @ifygunpoint i really dnt lik d beef you're brewin wit turkey!! if u must b one of my first ladies(im still contempulatin on som odas) u hav 2 work wel wit this guy as he is an important member(does he hav a choice??) of my cabinet!! @turkey plz, plz, plz, b my adviser(special) on (ds)information and (ds)orientaion, your powers of oratory r well beyond that of any oda avian species i knw of & wit u rulin d zoological world & me rulin d human world (& rulin you tooo 4 sure), "our" plan can finally com 2 fruitition, "i" can finally take ovr d world(no puns intended) wit nlnd & nlnders in it!!!! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 10:21am On Feb 21, 2008 |
u dey craze for lyfe |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 5:51pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
. . .gunpoint oooooooooooooooooooooooooook see ya when things get better with ya |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by kronkykay(m): 8:37am On Feb 22, 2008 |
damn gunpoint, . . . . . . . . . i can't believe ur girl just left you coz i told her not to cheat on me. . . . , shame dawg!. . . . . . . .watchugondo? |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:01am On Feb 22, 2008 |
nothing! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 2:12pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@Gunpoint Dont open ur mouth here again. With all ur uanga, u no fit kill common turkey |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 5:35pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@ituen guy, dnt try our fragile peace, turkey is vry important 2 my quest so nobory, i repeat, nobory toshes dat avian ovrlord!!! @kronk 2 words for you, You WISH @ifysometimes wats all this?? tryn 2 fall my hand in front of all des otondos?? u wil nvr b rid of me so dnt evn try!!! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 5:41pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
. . . gunpoint,so na lyfe jail abi na contract we sign so no leave,no transfer,haba d thing go soon tire me ooooooooooooooooh change of soup is allowed @kronk ,OYO |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 5:59pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@ify yes nw, change of soup is allowd bt only 4 me!!! as i sabi do wel wel, u dnt got reason 2 murmur. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:07pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
gunpoint:i never for once imagined that anyone would have the presence of mind to have recallibrated the rendition of the combined words of ify and always, but lo and behold, the one called gunpoint has laid such fears to rest with the re-christening of 'ifyalways' as 'ifysometimes', gunpoint has now more or less engraved his name in the world great peoples hall of fame (a resounding resonance of an extended standing ovation is heard in the background) @gunpoint excuse me kind sir, are you the expected one or are we to expect another turkey messiah (waiting in baited breadth filled with anticipation at the unknown answer ) |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:21pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@turkey your eloquence tickles my orisbuliscanipantililum!!! yes!! i do knw i am a hall of fame(r), bt hearin it d way u put it, puts it all in a diff lite. yes i am d messiah(nt avian messiah oh), & you're my john d revelator 2day, u wil b wit me in my kingdom!!! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 7:34pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
i say two of a kind. you guys should wait now till atleast i make my english in WAEC.haba,even TOEFL sef no hard like this.shuoooooooooo  |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:43pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
@ifysometimes and u wil b at my rite hand side |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:46pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
gunpoint:what da' hell  , that word must have been spoken by Ramanajra Drundulipindum of the ancient Mongolian Empire, he was the only turkey sage that could concot such words, gunpoint are you by any chance a descendant of the great Mongolian turkey family? it is understandable that you are in self denial, but not to worry, as the true task of realisation should soon dawn on you, we shall reform you from your aggression and wanton need to obliterate except you are not the one i seek ifyalways:ha, this puny little impish somthing is still pining away in her whining voice, you're still a pre pass WAEC entity and you dare to confront me in your prior postings, i will descend on you with my vocabulistic juggernaut and when i'm finished with you even you shall become a certified true TOEFL examiner (okay, tell me thank you sir before i change my mind) |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by TheSly: 7:47pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
*sighs* Thank God. . . . No angry Icons in your post. .
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| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:12pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
ifyalways, i am still waiting for my 'thank you sir' |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:24pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
. . .and he wud have to wait till eternity. thank huh sirs |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:31pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
ifyalways:okay, i guess that would do, seeing that you are yet to scale the oral and written hurdle which the west african examinations board has placed before you, but in case of a next time, it is "thank you sir" and not "thank huh sirs". repeat after me "thank you sir" and not "thank huh sirs", giddit? |
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