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| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 8:32pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
laffin |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:38pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
that gunny sef,na only mouth he get |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:41pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
at least the mouth has it's uses, e.g. talking, eating, kissing, clucking, lying etc  |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 8:44pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
suckin, lickin . . .yawnin sef dey |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:11pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
fu*kin. . . . . . |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:29pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Mr. Turkey:thank huh sirs. repetez apres moi |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:39pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
turkey get mental retardation after watching him brodas die |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 1:58pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
yeah ha ha ha wat a thread! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 5:18pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
yeah he he he  what a laff ! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 6:53pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
he he haw what a comment |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:19am On Feb 25, 2008 |
howhowhowhow  wata bunch @sauce my mouth worth pass ur person!! dnt piss me off!!!!!! @turkey plz xtend ur lecturin powress 2 des upcomin upstarts 2 my rulership of nlnd! dey nid a lesson in civics & who beta 2 teach dem dan my minister of teachin himslf?? N.B:i do use my mouth 4 all d tins u mentiond, xcept cluckin, plz note!! long liv nlnd, long liv my carbinet(turkey included), long liv mua!!! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 3:46pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
wacko! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 4:22pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
And thou turkey shallest start, dis lecture series i commandest thou 2 teach wit clems 4 he/she is blind bt knowest nt dat she/he is blind. Thou oh turkey shall reveal d truth onto he/she dat she may be free indeed!!! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 4:44pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
Thou oh turkey shall reveal d truth onto he/she that she may be free indeed!!! after writing all that poem, am glad that u finally accept that clem is a she, |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 4:51pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
wake up dude gunpoint u'll neva cease to amuse me all dat 4 mee? ha ha ha lol |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 5:08pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
Am tinkin of openin an eatery. . . .& d name will either b tasty fried turkey or turkey republic |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 5:11pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
@sucess it is still controvesialy in doubt as 2 which sex clems is(or position he/she prefers) dat aside, wat u saw wat nt a poem, it is an exalted manner of speech so no ta si mi!!! @clems a wise man once said som ppl r alive & around jst cos it is illegal to kil dem, bt dnt worry, im workin on dat legislation. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 5:17pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
@ holybug 4 wat u said & as far as im concernd, u, u r dead meat!!! watch ur every!! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 5:21pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
i av checked d list below i dnt fall into any categorie, so u r still d dead meat. . .because u r edible hmmmmmm, had 1 of ur cousins for lunch, it was peppered & grilled Beef Pork Mutton Poultry Mr. Turkeys categorie Fish e. t . c. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 5:22pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
pls holy don't sell fried turkey again ohhhhhhhhhh, be warned. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 5:25pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
gunny. . . . you make me laff in kuvuki your mouth worth no fit kill ant |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by success123(m): 5:28pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
stopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by holythug(m): 5:44pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
m sure gunpoint is pretendin or is he 1 of d turkeys that escaped death -row durin new year celebration, u better watch it easter is around d corner |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 9:28pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
. . .laughing my fine ass off. ooooooooooooooooooooooh gunny,you never disappoint ! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:59am On Feb 26, 2008 |
@suck-cess leav holybug, let him do as he pleases, i go tidy am as & wen due @ifysweetest u knw na, i dnt disappoint, i gat d magic-stick(aka koko honny)  |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:21am On Feb 26, 2008 |
nutter! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 8:31am On Feb 26, 2008 |
@clems U, asser!!! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:39pm On Feb 26, 2008 |
me sef dey wonder am too |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 8:45am On Feb 27, 2008 |
@sauce stop wonderin, start attendin Mr Turkey's lecture classes, ur (bleeped up)lyf will nvr be d same!! @clems look girl/guy, u aint gon get none frm me, i'v already told u dat enuf times 2 get u 2 quit but u no dey hear na Sha b warned!! |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by lamskyblue(m): 9:30am On Feb 27, 2008 |
If I wake up one morning and say " You all are nuts" what will you say  |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 4:19pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
we will say ure not exempted were |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 4:31pm On Feb 27, 2008 |
gat ta say i gata gree vit glems vour once!!! congrats d newest were on nlnd!! tufe(abi no b him again), yaba left side form(VIP section) vour dis newbee!! |
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