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| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 10:38pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
hohohohoh |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:09am On Feb 13, 2008 |
@ifygunpoint u wil realy allow dis, dis, dis okada-rider bouy 2 diss a full field marshal?  @tufe but u knw u wil b vry busy carryin ppl to & fro dat day, let dis chic enjoy smal at least!!   |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Migines(m): 7:22am On Feb 13, 2008 |
Damn the day i'll tell a lady i luv her and her reply will be "hohohoho. . ."<or even anything close> @tufe wit her reply u shuld know ur place. And come o, who dash u chairman <lmao> idiots of nowadays. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 8:21am On Feb 13, 2008 |
Hmmm, its because you are new in the game, u get such most times, then you move on to the next, I trust you Ify, you wont let tufe go for another woman, will you |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Migines(m): 8:29am On Feb 13, 2008 |
U get such "most" times wen ur game is wack! And ur lyrics are terrible! @clem honnie wuld u like to take a drive? Lets get away 4rm dis unfortunate souls. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 9:49am On Feb 13, 2008 |
lyrics, terrible? If u make mouth, i fit use those lyrics on clem and next thing u know, she go pack comot ur tent and move to ma Villa my lyrics are fundamental. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 10:29am On Feb 13, 2008 |
Migines, is it possible for Webby to do such? |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 6:44pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
. . . .my hohoho was in reply to web's hmmmmn pls.  moreover,the luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv you was not specific,it might be directed to anybody for all i know  @all happy val esp to those who are of my household.   |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 6:54pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
hohoho too baby |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tufe(m): 7:06pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
@miggy Bleep you @ify, wise answer, the yong chap just cudnt see properly @web, i no just grab wetin u been dey talk |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 10:07pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
. . .ok web more hohohohohohohohohoho to you |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tjtj1(m): 10:10pm On Feb 13, 2008 |
hmmm |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 10:00am On Feb 14, 2008 |
never knew you were this sweet, come let's leave these ppls with their hmmmmmmmmmms and lets YIM for a while. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 10:54am On Feb 14, 2008 |
happy val miggie
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| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
happy val to all |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 2:50pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . . . . . . |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 11:19pm On Feb 14, 2008 |
uhm-ers, whats it again |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 6:31pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
uhming is another word for fart-ing farting all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 6:35pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
good reply |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 7:21pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
I glad you are directly on top of saucekid. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:11pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
hehe you mean oooo my fart is effervescent  it wud get to you first b4 it wud absorb fresh air from the enviroment tho,so to your noooooooooooooose it hits first.enjoy dude  |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:46pm On Feb 15, 2008 |
*gboosa* |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Feb 16, 2008 |
and i have have this natural body odour that smells more like em, Gucci Rush(R), Its a deodorizer. It's there cos of ppl like you. |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 9:25pm On Feb 16, 2008 |
na that death smell you dey call gucci no make me hear am again |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Nobody: 9:48pm On Feb 16, 2008 |
need some? |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 10:31pm On Feb 16, 2008 |
nah. . . . . doubt it |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:07pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
So this is all you guys could come up with? Farting and contributing to the pollution of the fragile enviromental balance of the earths atmosphere with the outcomes of the chemical processes that occur from the metabolic actions of your various bowels. All those carbon monoxide and subtle methane gasses that's capable of laying an entire city to waste. And I thought that my absence all these while would have made all you guys become rational in your thought process, how wrong I was Anyway, gunpoint, I must say that you have proven yourself not to be the brutal and dastardly destructive denizen that I thought you to be, but if you expect me to start gushing and swooning just because you posted an imposter of me at the beginning of this thread, then you got yourself in fantasy cloud nine (you best wake up fast), imagine the effrontery that you got disrespecting the memory of my. . .of my. . . (sobs sadly in muffled decibels at the fond thoughts of my masticated better half)  Now y'all got me broken, well, a note of warning to all of you who made attempts at my life way back then, I am alive and clucking, and I wield a kerosene powered flame thrower. If anyone ventures to emit any variant of a methane gas or carbon monoxide containing foul air from their anuses, don't go blaming me for any accidental conflagration that might occur |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 4:01pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Its Mr TURKEY[img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4503[/img] |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 4:08pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
all because say he wan talk say he dey around,he give big speech |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 5:20pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Na valentine hangover dey worry am |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 6:47pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
what was all that? . . . .i almost tot it was oct 1st,independence speech,too long and boring joo. waste of cyber space ,dont try it again Mr Ninglish else . . . . . . |
| Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:10pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
ifyalways:okay, for the sake of chivalry, we won't be responding to the above attacks on our intellectual acumen or our vocabulistic capabilities and saucekid, i didn't know you were not comfortable with grammatical construction, beats me cos my favourite new words for last year were yebariba and samboribobo respectivelyinfact i have started a global campaign to have those two words officially included in the revised edition of the oxford advanced english learners dictionary which is expected to be published before the end of this year, perhaps madam ifyalways could help us out by signing our petition, it already has close to 140 million signatures ( infact we need just two more to meet our mark |
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