Callotti:
Finally, getting rid of religion and the fear of the unknown in my life opened my mind to a whole new world of intelligence AND POSSIBILITIES. For every problem, there is a solution. Education is the key to intelligence.

Sound point.

Callotti:

I am passed the hooking-up phase! Lemme explain.
I only meet people WHO HAVE TURNED ME ONE TO THE POINT I FEEL H-ORNY WITH A LOT OF phone intimacy.
Besides, I always give a 3-6month of constant communication and phone SEXING before I meet MY MEN(No females please)
I have already made reservations for that. I already have a date! HE HAS PAID IN FULL! I OWE HIM $25,000 WORTH OF FUN AND PRIVATE DANCING! He has paid for my flight ticket, hotel, xmas-shopping money. . . plus paid my one-month PAYCHECK!
Most importantly. . .I only hook-up outside Nigeria. . .in 5 STAR HOTELS! WHERE YOUR DNA CAN BE TRACED ALL OVER THE ROOM FOR SECURITY PURPOSES. . . NEVER IN NIGERIA WHERE PEOPLE DISAPPEAR FROM THEIR BACKYARDS NOT TO MENTION HOTELS. I DEY KRRRRRRRRASE?

Thanks for the offer. . . But I have never 'hooked-up' with a NLander. . . and never will. NOT MY KIND.
The kinds of men I really 'hook-up' with pay people to answer their phones not to talk post on NL! TOO BUSY LOOTING NIGERIA!

Abi you wannmee to disappia like one 'Nkiru Sylvanus'?
Those days don pass abeg!
Please, continue to love my 'mind'. . .it is priceless.

Merry Xmas.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMSTYtMSbL0

Callotti please tell me about why anytime you open your mouth on nairaland, I just go dey laff sotay my belle go wan burst. Please tell me about ur funny personality.

pDude:


Callotti please tell me about why anytime you open your mouth on nairaland, I just go dey laff sotay my belle go wan burst. Please tell me about ur funny personality.

My darling bros. . .NA GODIOH! My best coping medicine to life's challenges has always been laughter.
It just comes naturally darling.
I was born by a pair of 'great clowns'!
Never a dull moment growing up. . .with lots of love, fun and games. ESPECIALLY WITH THE KIND OF COUSINS I GREW UP WITH! PRANKSTERS!

I think it is genetic.
When you hang out with 'BOYS' only. . . . .your most endearing quality is to make them laugh till they quench.
I have always been a happy soul.
Since I came to NL, have you EVER SEE ME SAD OR MISERABLE? Except when germs try to 'colonize' my nostrils.

Nna. . . my life is toooooooooooooo rich.
Yesterday at work. . . my co-workers laughed till they nearly died! One begin shout say head dey pain am!
Any time I appear at work. . . the whole place lights up!

It is a gift I guess. My sense of humor amazes me too. I can't help it. Even my mama no fit siddon for one place whenever I am around. Our househelps. . . hmmmmmmm! Dem dey call me from Nigeria to gist, make I make them laugh for phone.

Humor makes a personality WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM. . . . .the heart of others!
I am blessed. ALWAYS. Keep laughing dearie. Please don't stop. . . it prolongs life and the world is always a happier, KINDER AND WARMER place.

LESS WRINKLES AND LESS GREY HAIR TOO!

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Merry Xmas to you too! Playing you my VERY, VERY, VERY . . . .MOST ROMANTIC XMAS SONG. . . for LOVERS ONLY! I would like to 'rock' you with this song. Can you feel my love from hia?

I love you too!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOXqc7Tq6y0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8OTNAgRS-w


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY5ONVWT5v0

Callotti:

My darling bros. . .NA GODIOH! My best coping medicine to life's challenges has always been laughter.
It just comes naturally darling.
I was born by a pair of 'great clowns'!
Never a dull moment growing up. . .with lots of love, fun and games. ESPECIALLY WITH THE KIND OF COUSINS I GREW UP WITH! PRANKSTERS!

I think it is genetic.
When you hang out with 'BOYS' only. . . . .your most endearing quality is to make them laugh till they quench.
I have always been a happy soul.
Since I came to NL, have you EVER SEE ME SAD OR MISERABLE? Except when germs try to 'colonize' my nostrils.

Nna. . . my life is toooooooooooooo rich.
Yesterday at work. . . my co-workers laughed till they nearly died! One begin shout say head dey pain am!
Any time I appear at work. . . the whole place lights up!

It is a gift I guess. My sense of humor amazes me too. I can't help it. Even my mama no fit siddon for one place whenever I am around. Our househelps. . . hmmmmmmm! Dem dey call me from Nigeria to gist, make I make them laugh for phone.

Humor makes a personality WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM. . . . .the heart of others!
I am blessed. ALWAYS. Keep laughing dearie. Please don't stop. . . it prolongs life and the world is always a happier, KINDER AND WARMER place.

Thanks. I will def keep laughing.

pDude:
Thanks. I will def keep laughing.

Amen!

@ Callotti, having gone through this thread, I think I admire you, but nevertheless, I still have some things to chip in ( as a fellow mature lady like you), especially as it concerns your religious beliefs. Hope you don't mind.

Hey! We all learn.
All for experience.
Forgiven. I remember you. You insulted me for absolutely no reason.
The computer makes us brave without knowing who sits behind it.
No wahala!

From this statement of yours, I can tell that you have a Christian heart. Forgiveness is a true Christian virtue which Jesus Christ taught us. For the fact that you can forgive, you are in line with God already.

I never cared for Christianity from my childhood, for it never made sense. I did not want to offend my parents. As soon as I could pay my own bills, I slammed the door on religion. Christianity confused the hell out of me.

Oh dear! I really feel your pain. Maybe you were then surrounded by mere Church goers who did not practice Christianity as led by the Holy Spirit.

Nairaland and other Nigerian message boards like NVS made me HATE Christians! The hypocrisy. The judgemental, holier-than-thou attitude! Nauseating!!! I could go on and on! I found real happiness when I became an Agnostic. I feel free and I have accomplished sooooooooo much without Christianity in my life!

Dear, you know what? You do not have to listen to anybody, let alone a biased hypocrite to understand Christianity. The Holy Bible is there for you to read! The Scripture says "do not be deceived, God is not mocked". I really feel bad that some people's attitudes scared you away from Christianity. My dear, I would still implore you to think twice about this agnostic thing. There are lots of things to benefit from being a Christian. You can still be rich, influential, high and mighty, etc. Afterall, The Bible says we shall be the head and not the tail. Christianity is not an excuse to be a low life! At all! Christianity cannot stop you from achieving your dreams, as long as they are in line with the divine will of God for your life.
See, as I am now, I'm a big babe, a socialite, academically up-there, etc. and I'm a believing Christian! I've met and interacted with real high and mighty peopke in the society who are true Christians. You can really see the Glory of God radiating in their lives.
You see! It's just that you allowed some people's hypocrisy and bigotry to cloud you, which I really feel bad about. Just know that Jesus loves you and wants you back to where you belong. Just go back to Him in prayer, He will surely listen to you. Also feel free to contact me okay.

Cheers love.

Hey mr calloti, sorry still find it very hard to believe u're a woman because of some reasons; hw do u get d strenghth to reply people on dis forum like that? I first noticed u on that thread about Dino Melaya sexcapades, I must say u 're one hell of a character living life to the fullest.

O.k, in another thread regarding pa achebe u were among those castigating d old man when the critique on his last work came up in this forum, now being an average ibo ursef I want to know why u so much despise d man. Thanks!

BeraBera: @ Callotti, having gone through this thread, I think I admire you, but nevertheless, I still have some things to chip in ( as a fellow mature lady like you), especially as it concerns your religious beliefs. Hope you don't mind.

Thanks. Please, feel free. This is what this thread is for.

From this statement of yours, I can tell that you have a Christian heart. Forgiveness is a true Christian virtue which Jesus Christ taught us. For the fact that you can forgive, you are in line with God already.

Ok. Forgivess also comes from a sense of having inner peace. While Christ may have taught that, only a happy, peaceful and content person can have a TRULY forgiven spirit. Yes, I am in line with God.

Oh dear! I really feel your pain. Maybe you were then surrounded by mere Church goers who did not practice Christianity as led by the Holy Spirit.

Yes. I was surrounded with a lot of church-goers and still am. But, I can't say I blame them. A world of material and spiritual poverty, illiteracy and unfounded fear of the unknown/superstition in a deeply mysterious world of ours are enough to make anyone lose ANY religion. My family members are still predominantly Christians and I LOVE THEM ALL. They are not judgemental and intrusive like the kinds you find attacking others or trying to 'jihadize' you into Christianity.

Dear, you know what? You do not have to listen to anybody, let alone a biased hypocrite to understand Christianity. The Holy Bible is there for you to read! The Scripture says "do not be deceived, God is not mocked". I really feel bad that some people's attitudes scared you away from Christianity. My dear, I would still implore you to think twice about this agnostic thing. There are lots of things to benefit from being a Christian. You can still be rich, influential, high and mighty, etc. Afterall, The Bible says we shall be the head and not the tail. Christianity is not an excuse to be a low life! At all! Christianity cannot stop you from achieving your dreams, as long as they are in line with the divine will of God for your life.
See, as I am now, I'm a big babe, a socialite, academically up-there, etc. and I'm a believing Christian! I've met and interacted with real high and mighty peopke in the society who are true Christians. You can really see the Glory of God radiating in their lives.
You see! It's just that you allowed some people's hypocrisy and bigotry to cloud you, which I really feel bad about. Just know that Jesus loves you and wants you back to where you belong. Just go back to Him in prayer, He will surely listen to you. Also feel free to contact me okay.

Cheers love.

One of the reasons I think you have come to admire me is that I am not fake and I do not play games.
I have found peace in my new way of thinking. . . I am a much happier and resilient person.
The reason my life is rich and fulfilling is because of my AGNOSTIC beliefs. Christianity would rob me of the simple joy of thinking. . . not to mention living.


I believe in a LIVE AND LET LIVE world.
Can Christianity offer me that? NO! The reason I can NEVER accept it.
It has nothing to do with 'others'. . .but what it can offer me. NOTHING.
Thanks dear. Just do your part and we shall all fulfill out purposes. . . .synergistically-speaking that is.
Most importantly, I'D RATHER DIE HAPPY DOING MY OWN THING, BY MY OWN RULES, than negotiate some form of 'salvation' that should HAVE BEEN FREE in the first place. I really do not with to claim an ofterlife of spiritual wealth I no absolutely nothing of. . . .at my own expense.
MY AGNOSTIC GOD UNDERSTANDS.

Many blessings to you dear. Thanks for your warm words. I enjoyed reading them.

rash47: Hey mr calloti, sorry still find it very hard to believe u're a woman because of some reasons; hw do u get d strenghth to reply people on dis forum like that? I first noticed u on that thread about Dino Melaya sexcapades, I must say u 're one hell of a character living life to the fullest.

O.k, in another thread regarding pa achebe u were among those castigating d old man when the critique on his last work came up in this forum, now being an average ibo ursef I want to know why u so much despise d man. Thanks!

Mu han han han han han
I don't blame you jare. I am very female. . .but very AGGRESSIVE in my thinking and behavior.
Other than my looks. . .there is absolutely NOTHING FEMININE ABOUT MOI! I even have a HUSKY VOICE, which my men love.
Too independent, too ambitious and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to DETERMINED not to be intimidated by anyone.
STUBBORN!!!! Once I make up my mind about something. . .it is just what I am gonna do. . .NOTHING BUT MOI CAN CHANGE THAT COURSE!
I have a VERY STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG personality. (my parents)

Huh! I have more strength than most. . . I get pawa to FIGHT!(Blame America. . .na dem teach me) I used to be very timid in Nigeria believe it or not. Most people who used to know me CANNOT believe what I have metamophosed into. I LOVE IT!
YES O! I am one heck of a character. . .offline too!
Living life to the fullest is my ONLY goal in life. I do not plan to deviate from it. . . come hell or high water.
I have the strength to REPLY. . .because I have the time and resources for ANYONE who stands in MY WAY. . . unless I DID NOT SEE YOUR POST!

On Achebe:

I used to love the writings of ACHEBE. . .till he grew old and senile.
Then his true nature was exposed. A TYPICAL, RANCID, IGBOTIC BIGOT!
Like MANY you find on NL!
NOW, I ABSOLUTELY DETEST HIM. . . .because he is a DOGGONE BIGOT.

He reminds me of the character called ONLYTRUTH on NL.
I have lived half my life on Earth. . .if I am lucky to get the other half. . .
So, I must tell you I am an expert in studying characters in and outside Nigeria from their writings.

Conclusion:

WHEN IT COMES TO THE WORST KINDS OF HUMAN BEINGS IN THE WORLD. . . .YOU NEED TO EXAMINE THE WRITINGS OF A RELIGIOUS OR ETHNIC BIGOT.

Achebe's writing is full of HATE. . .SYMBOLIC OF A TYPICAL BIAFRAN. . . A symbol of discontent spirit. . . CANCER FOR NIGERIA!!! There will NEVER be a country.

Callotti:

[b]While Christ may have taught that, only a happy, peaceful and content person can have a TRULY forgiven spirit. Yes, I am in line with God.

The reason my life is rich and fulfilling is because of my AGNOSTIC beliefs. Christianity would rob me of the simple joy of thinking. . . not to mention living.

I believe in a LIVE AND LET LIVE world.
Can Christianity offer me that? NO! The reason I can NEVER accept it.
It has nothing to do with 'others'. . .but what it can offer me. NOTHING.
Thanks dear. Just do your part and we shall all fulfill out purposes. . . .synergistically-speaking that is.
Most importantly, I'D RATHER DIE HAPPY DOING MY OWN THING, BY MY OWN RULES, than negotiate some form of 'salvation' that should HAVE BEEN FREE in the first place. I really do not with to claim an ofterlife of spiritual wealth I no absolutely nothing of. . . .at my own expense.
MY AGNOSTIC GOD UNDERSTANDS.

Many blessings to you dear. Thanks for your warm words. I enjoyed reading them.[/b]

Thanks for finding time to read and reply my post. I just chose these part of your reply which got my attention, and i need to clarify some issues you raised therein. As i said earlier which you confirmed, you were surrounded by people who misunderstood Christianity which gave rise to your present agnostic views. I would suggest you read the Bible and see stories of some influential and wealthy peple who believed in God. Also, we still have wealthy, happy, fulfilled believers living today.

Now back to the issues you raised in your reply, let me assure you that Jesus Christ offers a happy, fulfilling, peaceful and content life and cannot rob u of the simple joy of thinking and living.

Yes! Christianity Can offer you a world of LIVE AND LET LIVE
True Christianity does not believe in the "pull-him-down" (PHD) mentality, only hypocrites do.
You can chose to make a difference with your Christianity, you dont have to look at what others are doing, only the Bible is the true Word Of God. Even these Christian literature/books we have around, some of them mislead.

And finally, SALVATION IS ENTIRELY FREE! You don't negotiate or price or pay for it. Christ already paid for it with His blood which was shed on the Cross of Calvary. All you have to do is BELIEVE and CONFESS that JESUS IS LORD. That's all. Then leave the rest to the Holy Spirit to do (which include guiding your life, protecting you, directing your life in a way that pleases GOD AND NOT MAN, and making sure that all things work for your good).

Just continue to take good care of yourself okay, i'll keep praying for you.

Cheers!

BeraBera:

Thanks for finding time to read and reply my post. I just chose these part of your reply which got my attention, and i need to clarify some issues you raised therein. As i said earlier which you confirmed, you were surrounded by people who misunderstood Christianity which gave rise to your present agnostic views. I would suggest you read the Bible and see stories of some influential and wealthy peple who believed in God. Also, we still have wealthy, happy, fulfilled believers living today.

Now back to the issues you raised in your reply, let me assure you that Jesus Christ offers a happy, fulfilling, peaceful and content life and cannot rob u of the simple joy of thinking and living.

Yes! Christianity Can offer you a world of LIVE AND LET LIVE
True Christianity does not believe in the "pull-him-down" (PHD) mentality, only hypocrites do.
You can chose to make a difference with your Christianity, you dont have to look at what others are doing, only the Bible is the true Word Of God. Even these Christian literature/books we have around, some of them mislead.

And finally, SALVATION IS ENTIRELY FREE! You don't negotiate or price or pay for it. Christ already paid for it with His blood which was shed on the Cross of Calvary. All you have to do is BELIEVE and CONFESS that JESUS IS LORD. That's all. Then leave the rest to the Holy Spirit to do (which include guiding your life, protecting you, directing your life in a way that pleases GOD AND NOT MAN, and making sure that all things work for your good).

Just continue to take good care of yourself okay, i'll keep praying for you.

Cheers!

Thanks for caring.
I will wait for my own moment of 'believing'.
I have not felt it yet. . .and I am not gonna even try to
For those who have found 'peace' with Christianity. . .I WISH THEM WELL.
I will wait for my 'road to Damascus' moment.
Just tooooooooooooo happy the way I am now.
Thanks again.

Will do. . . .all the best.

Merry Christmas!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLWv7Z47UL4

^^^^^^^
awwww see loffing for this thread!

milli u nor go wish me merry xmas too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEvdci0poPo

ikamefa: ^^^^^^^
awwww see loffing for this thread!

milli u nor go wish me merry xmas too?

Ask and ye shall receive. . . .

I am having a LOVELY Amy Grant and Vince Gill Christmas. . . . despite the works THY POLYMONIKERING MUKINA2WOR-WOR GANG OF HENEMIES! Have a proVlem-free one sugar!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30YX3sHdSB4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtW898E0WD4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTm1Slm5wFg

Never-NEVER. . . .ODESHIIIIII. . . .!!!!FAYA GO DEY BURN DEM!!!!

*casting out evil spirits from my thread*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEvdci0poPo

Less than 48 hours to see my 'love'. . . .! AGAIN
It is the season to be 'honey'!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeh2JUuUt3w

I have practiced my dance moves. . . thanks to this babe. Time to dance in my 'SPECIAL NIGHTIE' for my 'man'!
Wish me luck!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzZ1cL68Sbg

milli wetin mukina do you?

me sef follow cast evil spirit comot oh

ikamefa:

milli wetin mukina do you?

me sef follow cast evil spirit comot oh

Mu han han han han han han. . . You should know I don't do 'the friend of my h-enemy' by now. . . .on or offline.

Ameeeeeeen!!!! I join you in more prayer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCtSDreiv2Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L_2aWaXWAI

Enjoy daring. . . this is for you! HAPPY HOLIDAYS. . . .

Back to my jollification. . . .THIS IS FOR MY DARLING FATHER. . . . MERRY XMAS!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqx18K-DztQ

For my darling mother! I LOVE YOU MOMMY!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f1WZOZUku4

To my darling Siblings. . . .SEE Y'AWL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Time to PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATY!!! Love y'awl ALWAYS!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRx1iIfoNdg

To my darling husband. . . . . NA YOU BIKO!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpjfPOY3ujg

TO MY DARLING KIDS! ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOTeubdW9SQ

To that 'special man' who has mad a difference in my life. . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HCR_g9lmT8

Nothing for fans and stalkers

ifyalways: Nothing for fans and stalkers

In life, just like on Nairaland. . . there is a thin line between friends and foes. . . just like with fans and stalkers.
You learn not to trust BOTH. . . by keeping a watchful eye on BOTH as the congregate and associate with thine h-enemies.
LEST YOU BE SOLD TO THE LAND OF THE PHARAOHS. . . .or the Philistines!
You treat them the same way. . . . .by being the utmost entertainer. . . while you GET OFF ON IT!

One thing is certain. . . I play the fool, till I get you where I wanno GET you! Then we shall eventually know who the 'real fool is' when the shyte hits the fan!

Ask and ye shall receive. . . . . JUST CALL ME 'LADY GAGA'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrIz4gPoCH8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03gPOikt64c

Thank you dear. I trust you had a good fun filled. Vacation.seen a picture, good testimony

May the new year bring you more joy, peace and goodies.

PS: your sister(I assume its her) is a cutie pie. Look at those long legs(my eggs could see them ).
Lovely picture.

ifyalways: Thank you dear. I trust you had a good fun filled. Vacation.seen a picture, good testimony

May the new year bring you more joy, peace and goodies.

PS: your sister(I assume its her) is a cutie pie. Look at those long legs(my eggs could see them ).
Lovely picture.

Happy old year, Dear IFY-A!
Pictures do not lie. I will save the 'raunchier' ones for later.
May you continue to be the WOMAN of my dreams. . . .Amen.
All the best to you and yours. . .this new year and for ever.
I had fun. . . tooooooooooooo much fun.
I know you did too!
Thanks sweerie!

Lol
That pose is soo off the bag, uber cool.

I had and still having a swell time. Thank you.

2013? Its gonna be orgasmatastic for me.and mine

Learning from you lady.
Thanks for the pictures. Always a pleasure.

ifyalways: Lol
That pose is soo off the bag, uber cool.

I had and still having a swell time. Thank you.

2013? Its gonna be orgasmatastic for me.and mine

Learning from you lady.
Thanks for the pictures. Always a pleasure.

Supu

ifyalways: Lol
That pose is soo off the bag, uber cool.

I had and still having a swell time. Thank you.

2013? Its gonna be orgasmatastic for me.and mine

Learning from you lady.
Thanks for the pictures. Always a pleasure.

Always a pleaJOR to share the goodness of life!
My 'Charlie-Chaplin' Pose!
Happy orgasmatasticals ALL YEAR ROUND!

Calotti/Jelita

Can i ask a question
You made a reference to perx and TehN
Why so if i may ask