My niece once asked if ants can recognise each other when they meet themselves!

uncle wat is a condom :Duncle wat is a condom

My 4 year old son woke up this morning and his pee pee was erect. He noticed it and said 'mummy, my thing is bigger than before.'
And am like 'uummm'
He cuts me off and asks urgently again, 'mummy why?'
so i said 'OK little man, lets go take a bath'

We're watchin a movie in my house,,den a small boy asked me,"how did dose pple get inside d tv...did dey pass through a door ?",,,i was dumb..cus i dont knw how to xplain it to him,,meanwhile everyone in d room was stumbling wit laughter . Anoda one happened again on anoda day,i was listening to radio,,,den my little broda asked"is sumone inside it?,who is he?,hw come he's inside?,hw did he enta?...den i replied.."sam,d radio is a human being",he was like ..wat d hell !..bewildered .

nekaa: My lil couzn asked my boifrnd, "ar u goin to sleep in our house?" I asked him y he was asking then he said so that mummy can make eba for him too.

neeka ow fa u.?u make sense oh.!

dejiswaggs: Does God Eat Amala?

This is too funny abeg. LOL!!!

Funny! D last question i heard 4rm a younger sis was. How did light run 4rm d transformer to our room, without seein it or meetin it on d way I'll answer it d work of God and its Angels

digitite: Daddy, why do you have big belly like mummy(when she was preganant). Are you pregnant too?

Lwkmd

when i was younger, i asked if JERUSALEM was in HEAVEN and what was at the bottom of the universe....

my little nephew ask me do they eat pomo in america?

Marcela04: Den don't u no it is wrong 2 do some tins infront of kids because dey do tell their friends wat happens @ home.

Thanks, no need for me to explain how it happened.

dvdon:

I guess its you asking the question now. Hope your mum and Dad here on Nairaland will repl.y lolz$

exactly!!

When i was young after seeing d advert of 'always' pad. I would ask my elder sis 'wat is it use for?' . Her response was 'its used as plaster to cover wounds' each time i remember now i laugh alone .

;DMy cousin wud ask his mum,mum how did giv birth 2 me,wuz born alive or layed jst lik chicken ;DMy cousin wud ask his mum,mum how did giv birth 2 me,wuz born alive or layed jst lik chicken

Following...

When I was small I once ask my mum, why did dad beat you last night?

berem: I rmbr during my teenage/puberty age when I always have my bath with my kid sister in the bathroom.she would always ask "sister chi,see hair is growing between your legs.when will you plait it? Wetin I wan reply before? I simply tell her to STFU!

haha, tell her now and see how she cringes.

There was this day I had a great difficulty defecating ( it must have been Jedi Jedi) so I had to push really hard and it hurt so much. So when I cam out of the rest room, I exclaimed to my mum "Mummy women are trying o, if it was this hard getting a small faeces out it must be really hard delivering a baby through that tiny tunnel o". My Mum just smiled and told me women have another 'hole' where babies come out. It was the first time I heard about that other 'hole'.

baldman: There was this day I had a great difficulty defecating ( it must have been Jedi Jedi) so I had to push really hard and it hurt so much. So when I cam out of the rest room, I exclaimed to my mum "Mummy women are trying o, if it was this hard getting a small faeces out it must be really hard delivering a baby through that tiny tunnel o". My Mum just smiled and told me women have another 'hole' where babies come out. It was the first time I heard about that other 'hole'.

and the quest to re-enter it began.

After looking at the grand parents photo albums. the girl asked " Grandma , was the world black and white when you were young?"

dtemidare: i once bumped into mummmy and daddy's room saw the duo naked i asked daddy what are doing ontop of money? daddy funningly answered that mommy what sick and that he was trying to make her well. when i remember that now i laugh so loud. daddy was just curing his congy and mommy was screeming. this our parents sef.

did u seriously walk in on ur parents wen dey were gettin intimate. thank God it never happened to me, i wud neva recover from it

solidbroda: My little nephew saw a lightning, and the next thing He asked me was "Why is Jesus Bringing Light?" I laughed tire

LOL..
Same thing happened to my kid brother. He saw lightening and started crying..i looked into his eyes n asked what went wrong. His response was '' aunt mi, the world will end today so, lets start confessing our sins because God will soon come down to take us away. Then, i laughed and told him, its about to rain, get set!

Lastuff007: When i was young after seeing d advert of 'always' pad. I would ask my elder sis 'wat is it use for?' . Her response was 'its used as plaster to cover wounds' each time i remember now i laugh alone .

My son used to ask where the 'blue water' is when I bring the always pad home when he was younger.

Like,hw does one give birth.
when will i give birth

when i was a child, I used to wonder why Govt cant print plenty money and share evry one like one million each.

i used to also wonder if it is the small line in front of ponnany that the joystick will be inserted...
never knew that every good thing is always hidden under... just like all the natural resouces are hidden in the ground....

A baby's threat

In the kitchen tonight, conversation goes thus:

7 yr old lil miss: Mummy is there a word like 'kidnap'?

Me: Yes dear, it means............

7 yr old lil miss: (cutting me short)..so there are words like 'adultnap', 'grandparentnap'and uhhhhmm...yes, 'pregnantwomannap'? (smiling as she says these o!)

Me:

my younger bro asked: who gives people left hand
I answered: its God
he responseds: I dont want left hand I want two right hands

when I was much younger I use to think there was a door at the back of our television thru which people enters at night

Ȋ̝̊̅ remember thinking that nigeria is the only place on land and that all other place/country is in the sky.

My daughter this evening:
Mummy , I want hair like Laura, Poppy and Emily.(her oyinbo friends)
Me:No Darling your hair is beautiful so it does not have to be like Laura or Poppy's.We all have different hair but yours is even better cos we can weave or braid it.
Bebe:So mummy why do you have hair like theirs then (I have peruvian weave on)
Wetin I go come talk now.

damiso: My daughter this evening:
Mummy , I want hair like Laura, Poppy and Emily.(her oyinbo friends)
Me:No Darling your hair is beautiful so it does not have to be like Laura or Poppy's.We all have different hair but yours is even better cos we can weave or braid it.
Bebe:So mummy why do you have hair like theirs then (I have peruvian weave on)
Wetin I go come talk now.

Smart gal! Tell her its artificial. If u hv wig,use that as example