Pls can someone tell me what type of gift i can offer to my girl on the val day as am confused now on what to give her, pls someone help here

do what i did on my first real val's day . . . sleep.

Sleep cant come , because i know she muct be there for me that very day, so you did not answer my question yet man. i need good answer from someone.

Sleep cant come , because i know she muct be there for me that very day, so you did not answer my question yet man. i need good answer from someone.

Make her you "cantarpant"!

almondjoy or what ever you call yourself, just respect yourself here, you are not the only one the sees that mistake, so i cant see the reason you will keep on repeating it in all my post, just respect youself before i insult you here.

Go get piece of paper to color all RED making heart-shape, then use a white ink-pen writing this Valentine poem at below:

Red are for roses.

Purple are for violet flowers.

Brown are for chocolate candies.

And Happy Valentine's Day!

Then cut out heart-shape paper and fold to give your actress girlfriend.

almondjoy or what ever you call yourself, just respect yourself here, you are not the only one the sees that mistake, so i cant see the reason you will keep on repeating it in all my post, just respect youself before i insult you here.

almondjoy:

Make her you "cantarpant"!

Jimiyke:

almondjoy or what ever you call yourself, just respect yourself here, you are not the only one the sees that mistake, so i can't see the reason you will keep on repeating it in all my post, just respect youself before i insult you here.

Why the anger? I expect you to laugh over it and not be childish about what is supposed to be a simple joke.  If you are this sensitive, Nairaland is not the place for you.  People make fun of my mistakes all the time and I do not blow up like you.  So if you got issues deal with them first before you post on Nairaland. I do not insult people unless they insult me first. You have been warned too!

Respect myself?  I choose not to.  What I really want to know is what you intend to do about it!

Let me warn you too.  Don't really care who you are.  I do not take kindly to threats especially from BOYS on Nairaland of all places! I do not feel threatened by people like you okay? So I would advice you to tone down your macho crap---I do not really care for those.

Now you respect your "cantarpant" self!

almondjoy:

Why the anger? I expect you to laugh over it and not be childish about what is supposed to be a simple joke. If you are this sensitive, Nairaland is not the place for you. People make fun of my mistakes all the time and I do not blow up like you. So if you got issues deal with them first before you post on Nairaland. I do not insult people unless they insult me first. You have been warned too!

Respect myself? I choose not to. What I really want to know is what you intend to do about it!

Let me warn you too. Don't really care who you are. I do not take kindly to threats especially from BOYS on Nairaland of all places! I do not feel threatened by people like you okay? So I would advice you to tone down your macho crap---I do not really care for those.

Now you respect your "cantarpant" self!

just see youself, did you call this joke or what? if you call it a joke then you have to put it on a joke way, and not repeating it all the time. not only you sees that post once again

Jimiyke:


just see youself, did you call this joke or what? if you call it a joke then you have to put it on a joke way, and not repeating it all the time. not only you sees that post once again

Okay sorry!  Ah!  If you do not like something, you say so in a polite manner not with threats and insults.  I am not that unreasonable to apologise.  All that speech about respecting maself is not necessary. If I do not like something, I would say so--not that childish.

You are welcome,

Jimiyke:

You are welcome,

Now that's more like it! Happy Valentine's day in advance!

a greeting card.then you know marriage is God own appointment,no asunder okay ? buy her a car if you have the money,a trip to urban hotel for val-moon.,gold 18 carat.but do not buy her a house or pay in millions to her personal account because both of you live the same and you spend for the house scale of preferences.so the money she need only is shoping.

happy val to u too

hey jimi,

why not ask almondjoy if she would be your val, i mean you never know, because she seems really interested in you and your posts, i remember way back in primary school when you are tripping for a chick you look for ways to pick up a fight so you both can reconcile and then******************************************* ,

Granny Almond Joy, U dey crase!!! LMPAO!!! what a cantapant!

Jimiyke, give her fried chicken head; I kn she will like it. But is Val Biblican?