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How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 2:44pm On Nov 27, 2012
I know y'alL must be wondering wah dis z doing in d Romance section, yeah I know it shudnt be here buh I just had 2 put it here because alL mah Fans r here grin



Now back 2 d topic

I used 2 be a sLim n sexy boy(no 6packs dou) buh over d years I gained some weights, dou I'm nat Looking dat bad, buh I hate it wen peopLe calL me biggie, Fat joe, bla bla bla undecided , wen I'm in a bus, I'm nat comfortable, I can't even stroll around wiv mah shirts off anymore, can't go 2 d swimming pooL nomore☹☹☹


So I'm asking y'alL nau, wah can I do 2 bcom sLim n sexy again, dis time wiv some packs cheesy to sweep d ladies n mah ex off dier fυcking feet angry

I'd appreciate it if d mods leave dis thread here. U can stilL move it 2 d front page sha oh tongue
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 2:50pm On Nov 27, 2012
that's simple: do more exercise and start eating healthy!
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 2:53pm On Nov 27, 2012
Yeah, I know exercise z involved, wah kinda exercise n wah kinda food shud I be eating
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Andrew3(m): 3:16pm On Nov 27, 2012
Eat alot of hotdogs, sandwiches, chocolate cakes, calories in general. grin grin grin grin
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 3:22pm On Nov 27, 2012
::Andrew:::
Eat alot of hotdogs, sandwiches, chocolate cakes, calories in general. grin grin grin grin

U wicked sad


So dat me n rick ross go dey drag weight
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Andrew3(m): 3:30pm On Nov 27, 2012
dopeJemi:

U wicked sad


So dat me n rick ross go dey drag weight
grin grin grin grin
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 3:53pm On Nov 27, 2012
Go to google and search, Hrithik Roshan, john abraham, or taylor lautner workout and diet secret. grin

You should look like them in 50 years time or your money back. sorry time back.

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Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Royalaffluence(m): 3:53pm On Nov 27, 2012
I have an exercise work out that helps you burns fat 9times faster... U do it jus 3times a wk.... Itz a dvd.... U cn order 4 it by callng 08092852598.... M in d east nw.
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 3:58pm On Nov 27, 2012
rokiatu: Go to google and search, Hrithik Roshan, john abraham, or taylor lautner workout and diet secret. grin

You should look like them in 50 years time or your money back. sorry time back.

shocked shocked

50 yrs time u say


Hu I wan stilL impress by dat time?
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 4:00pm On Nov 27, 2012
Royalaffluence: I have an exercise work out that helps you burns fat 9times faster... U do it jus 3times a wk.... Itz a dvd.... U cn order 4 it by callng 08092852598.... M in d east nw.



Hau much is it n if I order 4 it how will I get it cuz I'm in d south(delta state)
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by 190theclown: 4:02pm On Nov 27, 2012
Sexkillz get this phuckin thread outta my sight angry


What d phuck is this truancy and kinda thread doin in dis section sexkillz
Are u blind or dem swear for you angry
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 4:02pm On Nov 27, 2012
dopeJemi:

shocked shocked

50 yrs time u say


Hu I wan stilL impress by dat time?

hahahah if you work really hard, you could achieve it in 10 years.

P.S why did you steal Zoinking signature?
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 4:12pm On Nov 27, 2012
rokiatu:

hahahah if you work really hard, you could achieve it in 10 years.

P.S why did you steal Zoinking signature?

Nah! I didn't steaL it, zoinking stole it 4rm Me n so did odas
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 4:14pm On Nov 27, 2012
190-the-clown:
Sexkillz get this phuckin thread outta my sight angry


What d phuck is this truancy and kinda thread doin in dis section sexkillz
Are u blind or dem swear for you angry


U've got a probLem wiv me brov? undecided


Get ur fμcking sight outta mah thread angry
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 5:55pm On Nov 27, 2012
Exercise and eat well.

But just how big are you that people're calling you Biggie and Fat Joe?
If that's you in your profile, you don't look so big, then again I can't see your body...
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 5:57pm On Nov 27, 2012
Yield: Exercise and eat well.

But just how big are you that people're calling you Biggie and Fat Joe?
If that's you in your profile, you don't look so big, then again I can't see your body...

Hehehehehe grin


Nah! I kinda Look Like t.pain cheesy
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 6:39pm On Nov 27, 2012
pls,you're too fat. just manage or die sad
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 6:41pm On Nov 27, 2012
joeydozzy: pls,you're too fat. just manage or die sad

U don see Me b4? undecided
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Yooguyz: 7:11pm On Nov 27, 2012
Go on six to six dry fasting for 7 days and at the evening lift weight
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 7:17pm On Nov 27, 2012
Yooguyz: Go on six to six dry fasting for 7 days and at the evening lift weight

Guy, if I do 6 to 6, which power n strength I go take carry d weight lift
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 7:18pm On Nov 27, 2012
dopeJemi:

U don see Me b4? undecided

your pic.
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 7:21pm On Nov 27, 2012
joeydozzy:

your pic.

Hmmm!


Wats fat abt dat pix?

Dats just an evidence of good Living
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 7:34pm On Nov 27, 2012
dopeJemi: I know y'alL must be wondering wah dis z doing in d Romance section, yeah I know it shudnt be here buh I just had 2 put it here because alL mah Fans r here grin
Who the fark are you and who the fark is your fan?



Now back 2 d topic

I used 2 be a sLim n sexy boy(no 6packs dou) buh over d years I gained some weights, dou I'm nat Looking dat bad,
FYI,u are looking very bad
buh I hate it wen peopLe calL me biggie, Fat joe, bla bla bla undecided ,
they are only being honest
wen I'm in a bus, I'm nat comfortable, I can't even stroll around wiv mah shirts off anymore, can't go 2 d swimming pooL nomore☹☹☹
which means ur situation is really pathetic


So I'm asking y'alL nau, wah can I do 2 bcom sLim n sexy again, dis time wiv some packs cheesy to sweep d ladies n mah ex off dier fυcking feet angry
Hit the gym or die in frustration

I'd appreciate it if d mods leave dis thread here. U can stilL move it 2 d front page sha oh tongue
Apart frm a fitness trainer,you need a psychotherapist...
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 7:40pm On Nov 27, 2012
binger: Who the fark are you and who the fark is your fan?



FYI,u are looking very bad they are only being honest which means ur situation is really pathetic


Hit the gym or die in frustration

Apart frm a fitness trainer,you need a psychotherapist...

PLz I'm curious. R u actualLy talking 2 me? undecided
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 8:02pm On Nov 27, 2012
dopeJemi:

Hmmm!


Wats fat abt dat pix?

Dats just an evidence of good Living

so why bring out the topic?
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 8:27pm On Nov 27, 2012
joeydozzy:

so why bring out the topic?

U stilL don't get me


Rick ross z fat, hez rich n hez living fine buh if he has d chance 2 sLim down, he'll take it

Being fat z not sumtin 2 be happy abt even dou its a sign dah u r living a good Life

D reason 4 creating this thread is because I'm losing mah shape n I wanna go back

N d reason y I said its a result of good living z because I tot u were trynna intimidate me
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by steve10(m): 10:21pm On Nov 27, 2012
Stop eating fried food, reduce meat intake if u cannot stop it. Avoid diary product generally cut down carbohydrate , replace white rice with brown 1 .if u want to swallow u can it wheat, For ur break fast eat 2 apple two cucumber lunch wheat and vegetable for supper what ever u want to eat. It most be before 6pm. Either bean,rice in small quantity. Jug for 15 to 20 minute skip for 10 minute or more. U have to do this religiously note it is not easy but it pays I tried it in 2 months I loss 19 kg. What u need is discipline, determination motivation.

good luck
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 11:11pm On Nov 27, 2012
steve10: Stop eating fried food, reduce meat intake if u cannot stop it. Avoid diary product generally cut down carbohydrate , replace white rice with brown 1 .if u want to swallow u can it wheat, For ur break fast eat 2 apple two cucumber lunch wheat and vegetable for supper what ever u want to eat. It most be before 6pm. Either bean,rice in small quantity. Jug for 15 to 20 minute skip for 10 minute or more. U have to do this religiously note it is not easy but it pays I tried it in 2 months I loss 19 kg. What u need is discipline, determination motivation.

good luck

Fanx a lot brov

I appreciate
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 11:20pm On Nov 27, 2012
Have an all yam diet grin
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 11:25pm On Nov 27, 2012
mondi_cheeks: Have an all yam diet grin

avnt heard of dat


TelL me abt it
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by Nobody: 11:27pm On Nov 27, 2012
dopeJemi:

avnt heard of dat


TelL me abt it
You eat nothing else but yam
Re: How Can I Become Slim N Sexy Again☹☹☹☹ by dopeJemi: 11:41pm On Nov 27, 2012
mondi_cheeks: You eat nothing else but yam

U wicked sad

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