maclatunji: What a classic thread!

Banker: (On phone) Uncle, I am here for your checque sir.

Uncle: Oh yes! Tell Mercy at the front desk you are hear to see Chief Uberlex.

*At Uncles Hotel Suite.

Uncle: Welcome my dear, you are looking good, your husband must be taking good care of you.
Banker: I thank God sir. He tries his best.

Uncle: What can I offer you? I have some fine wine in my fridge.

Banker: There is no need for that sir, I have to leave soon, I just came for the cheque sir.

Uncle: Oh that, you see my dear business has been hard and I don't trust most of these your new generation banks. I am giving you this cheque because I don't want a pretty girl like you to be running helter-skelter chasing targets.

Chief gets up from his chair and sits beside Banker on the Sofa, she looks at him nervously.

Chief: Relax my dear, you are safe with me.

Banker: I have known you since I was a child.

Chief: But you are now a grown woman and an attractive one at that. I feel like kissing you right now. It is not about writing you the cheque, that will be done as long as my interest in you is guaranteed.

Banker: Err... how do you mean sir?

Chief: I know you are married but just let me kiss and handle you, no one has to know. I promise to stop if you don't like it, I love you so much and you are not a child.

Banker: Please Chief I can't do that, let me have your checque, I have to go now.

Chief grabs her left arm and plants a kiss on her lips before she can avoid his. They are now involved in a struggle- Banker is trying to free herself of Chief's hold whilst Chief seeks to force himself on her.

Question: Why would any decent, self-respecting woman put herself in such a vulnerable position?

Banker: (On phone) Uncle, I am here for your checque sir.
Uncle: Oh yes! Tell Mercy. . .my secetary to bring you to my office.

*At Uncle's Office.

Uncle: Welcome my dear, you are looking good, your husband must be taking good care of you.
Banker: I thank God sir. He tries his best.

Uncle: What can I offer you? I have some fine wine in my fridge.
Banker - Wine? At the office?

Uncle - (laughing) My dear, this is how we do it oh. Sometimes things gets so busy here, you have to combine your private life with youyr business life. So what will it be? Pinot or. . . .

Banker: There is no need for that sir, I have to leave soon, I just came for the cheque sir.

Uncle: Oh that, you see my dear business has been hard and I don't trust most of these your new generation banks. I am giving you this cheque because I don't want a pretty girl like you to be running helter-skelter chasing targets.

Chief gets up from his chair and sits beside Banker on the Sofa, she looks at him nervously.

Chief: Relax my dear, you are safe with me.

Banker: I have known you since I was a child.

Chief: But you are now a grown woman and an attractive one at that. I feel like kissing you right now. It is not about writing you the cheque, that will be done as long as my interest in you is guaranteed.

Banker: Err... how do you mean sir?

Chief: I know you are married but just let me kiss and handle you, no one has to know. I promise to stop if you don't like it, I love you so much and you are not a child.
Banker: Please Chief I can't do that, let me have your checque, I have to go now.

Chief grabs her left arm and plants a kiss on her lips before she can avoid his. They are now involved in a struggle- Banker is trying to free herself of Chief's hold whilst Chief seeks to force himself on her.

Hearing the agonizing cries of plea coming from behind closed doors, Mercy looks at the other secretary as if to seeking guidance on what action to take but the other lady is who is brimming with anger because that useless banker thinks she can waltz in here with her pert bottom and steal Chief from her.

Even though she wanted to do something, she needed the job way to much to do anything stupid like bursting in on Chief. . .to jeopardize it. So Mercy jejely goes back to her work, willing herself to tune the helpless woman's cries out.

The clicking of the keyboard and cries of pain fills the room.

Sisi_Kill:


Choi! I know I said I was done but it would be ungracious not to respond when someone sees you fit enough to wa epe on your head.

Me thinks someone has lived in isale Eko tey tey. . .not that there is anything wrong with isale eko mind you but y'all's propensity to curse at the slightest thing has no match in the world. You rep well my dear, sure do them proud. I can almost feel you vibrating like the generator you mentioned with every word.

Aiight back to whats what. . .

She says good and bad things happen in a hotel like any other place. . .LIKE ANY OTHER PLACE yet when someone came and listed the bad things that can happen in ANY THE OTHER PLACES, that since we are not trying to throw caution in the wind, let's kukuma safe guard ourselves from those places by not going there. . . like they are suggesting we do with hotels, he was laughed at and derided. . . which makes one wonder, if they understand what they are talking about.

There are people who go to hotels and are not raped, there are people who go to hotels and have been raped.

There are people who go church/mosque and were molested, there are people who go to church and don't get molested.


The reason why the hotel raaapes, murders and kidnappings resonates more is because of the preconceived ideas people already have about HOTELS. That Preconceived idea is the genesis of this debate.

No one is saying don't listen to your husband, no one is saying wave your independence woman card, no one is saying whatever else you have concocted in your tiny little head, what many were saying is how idiotic it is to conclude that someone going to a hotel is automatically in danger. Haba! Who thinks like that in this day and age? Even my grandma who used to think wearing black to sleep is inviting evil spirit won't think like this not to talk of supposedly intelligent albeit eke epe people. Jeez!

They have moved the goal post several times in the course of the debate. . .

A - Hotel means cheating

B - But cheating can be done anywhere.

A - No wait, we meant it is about security, Hotels are full of evil doers, it is a place where various things (Good and Bad) happens.

B - But Anywhere is a place where good and bad things happens

A - (with scarf around waist) Them swear for you? Is your head correct (Y'all thank me for the translation later ) May thunder strike you! Aaaah! You are fucking this! You are an imbecilic that! You are hopeless!

B -

. . . .ROTFLMAO!!!



Amma stop now! As much as it is nice to have the last say. . .having it by default because they other person had a coronary does not make it sweet and with the way she is. . .Vibrating, I don't wanna risk anything by throwing caution to the wind.

Sisi_Kill:
It is indeed Uncle Mi. . .wait a min, that don't sound as cool as it used to, there's something dirty about it now.

Oh mehn! See how this thread has gone and ruined a good thing. I am holding you responsible for putting a stain on the lovely thing we had going for us. Fix it or else. . .




My version




Seriously when are we gonna collabo!!

maclatunji:
This is harsh, cool it please. Sisi might be unduly naive on this thread but no one deserves that comment especially not her.

BABE!:
.... you should have been presented to Adolf HItler as a Jewish baby in 1939.

..... and I'm certain you secretly wish to be ràped by a pot bellied uncle. May your wish be granted.

BABE!:


....but you'll agree she bagged a degree in trolling. Sisi kill has abused the privileged of having an opinion. Consequences follow abuse.

You quoted me though, Maclatunji. Isn't that evangelizing my post that so much hurt the eyes?

chaircover: I have asked the mod to kindly remove the post including where it has been quoted. This thread has gone on for long enough and we have moved past the good and the bad and we gone into the ugly.

Please let us respect each others different views and without being nasty to each other. . . .at the end of the day, its only a discussion with people we dont even know.

maclatunji:

Hehehehe... when I am sure of your availability and suitability .

coogar:

mama biology, why are you people dragging this issue now?
a married woman being lured into the hotel by a crooked uncle should be compared to foreigners lodging in nigerian hotels to meet empty space.....sheer ingenuity!

as time has gone on i have steadily become more and more convinced that this façade that nigerians have above-average mental capacity is just that - a façade. there are few intelligent folks on this forum.

BABE!:


....but you'll agree she bagged a degree in trolling. Sisi kill has abused the privileged of having an opinion. Consequences follow abuse.

You quoted me though, Maclatunji. Isn't that evangelizing my post that so much hurt the eyes?

Sisi_Kill:

Suitability? What's that mean?? Is my being your niece not all the suitability I need?

Jeez, na wa for by the book uncles oh! What happened to the wonderful power of nepotism?!

Aiight, while I go work on my suitability. . .answer me this first, is my scenario a plausible one?!!

Sisi_Kill:
CC, I hope you know I value your opinion and respect your stance on many many things but on this matter. . .I respectfully disagree that this post should be deleted. Asking it to be deleted is bordering on censorship . . .she put it there for the world to see and it the world shall see. Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth . . .errr. . .the fingers typeth. This is obviously who she is and isn't ashamed of it (which is completely her prerogative) and since we know it is foolhardy trying to change someone, I say we accept her for who she is.

chaircover:

Ok dear I respect your decision.
Babe and sisi Please & please call a truce, move on and change the topic to something more uplifting . . . .such as Christmas

maclatunji: Babe! Haba! It has not reached this level now. You are not doing anybody including yourself any favour with these vulgar words. Please stop.

BABE!:





Get me banned/arrested if you so wish, sir. That will do everyone excluding me a favor.

maclatunji:

Yes, your scenario is plausible.

chaircover:

Ok dear I respect your decision.

Babe and sisi Please & please call a truce, move on and change the topic to something more uplifting . . . .such as Christmas

Sisi_Kill: ROTFLMAO!!! Choi! Choi! See outburst. . over what? Someborry is living in a delusional world oh... talking about catching who? Where?

. . . .At this point, I don't have to write anything anymore.

Keep showing yourself for the omo alata that you are babe! Nobody can do it better than you



Which brings us back to the very beginning. . .A pig of an Uncle will be a pig no matter where he is and a gentleman will always be a gentleman even if he is dropped in a pigsty. So instead of focusing on the VENUE. . .why not focus on the PERSON.

I have a feeling OP's wife will still have her doubts about meeting uncle in his office because deep down she knows something ain't kosher about HIM.




Oh Christmas! I still haven't started my Christmas shopping oh!! I'm leaning more and more towards taking the easy way out and ordering everything from Amazon. I know I know, it is not Christmas spirity enough but they do all the wrapping. . .and I hate wrapping.

Sisi_Kill:
Oh Christmas! I still haven't started my Christmas shopping oh!! I'm leaning more and more towards taking the easy way out and ordering everything from Amazon. I know I know, it is not Christmas spirity enough but they do all the wrapping. . .and I hate wrapping.

Ujujoan: I don't get it . . . . Is she going to sleep with him Is she not going jut for the cheque

What exactly is the problem here? The fact that the meeting point is a hotel


Na wah oh . . .

cutiepie25:
i wonder o....it depends on the maturity wit the couples and how close the uncle is to the family. As for me,i wuld go,if my hubby allows me to.