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Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 6:19am On Feb 14, 2008
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.

Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by TOYOSI20(f): 6:29am On Feb 14, 2008
LOL, Now that's a Good one. kiss
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by ayusman16(m): 7:35am On Feb 14, 2008
Seen it before but cool as it fits the val day
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 8:04am On Feb 14, 2008
merci
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by folly69(m): 9:13am On Feb 14, 2008
nice 1 grin
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by Lolabbey: 9:13am On Feb 14, 2008
kronkay na frnch guy? grin grin
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by ituen(m): 11:03am On Feb 14, 2008
kronky is from chad
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by ThugLife1(m): 2:00pm On Feb 14, 2008
uhm
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by Lolabbey: 2:27pm On Feb 14, 2008
lake chad or ocean chad
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by success123(m): 2:29pm On Feb 14, 2008
both
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by segunpc(m): 3:25pm On Feb 14, 2008
the joke gat me laughing i love it.
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by aphrodyte(f): 5:30pm On Feb 14, 2008
angry i'm surprised i didnt even smile. lipsrsealed maybe i would like to read another joke from u. no strings attached.
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by success123(m): 5:33pm On Feb 14, 2008
why is this guy talking to himself
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by ThugLife1(m): 5:34pm On Feb 14, 2008
Pele
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 7:49am On Feb 15, 2008
aphrodyte:

angry i'm surprised i didnt even smile. lipsrsealed maybe i would like to read another joke from u. no strings attached.


I HOPE U WEREN'T XPECTING ME TO TELL YOU JOKES ABOUT HOW "GUGURU" AND "EPA" BECAME BEST FRIENDS.
If u were xpecting that, then am glad i dissapointed you.
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by ayusman16(m): 7:51am On Feb 15, 2008
u no serious grin
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by ituen(m): 1:31pm On Feb 15, 2008
@Kronky

tell 'em
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 10:06am On Feb 21, 2008
i no fit shout jooooo

i get boil for throat!
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by clemcykul(f): 2:53pm On Feb 21, 2008
u gat boil 4 throat shocked shocked shocked i sure say na amebo cause am grin grin grin grin
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 10:57pm On Feb 21, 2008
no be amebo ohhhhh

i been go kiss the wrong lips wen my g/f travel go youth service. . . . .

my poor punishment na to get sore for throat. . . . . . .
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Feb 22, 2008
the girl get virus for lips be dat grin

shey i don dey advice u tey tey make u buy doll baby dey kiss
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 11:50am On Feb 22, 2008
chai . . . . . . . . .clem na so u hate me reach . . . . .

but u know i can't do tongue the same way i used to with you. . . . . . . .

i dey wait for tollu to show face, . . . . .
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Feb 22, 2008
ha!
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 12:03pm On Feb 22, 2008
haaa wetin?

na bad thing to wait for tollu again?

abi i no fit tell nlanders how we been dey do am. . . . .

no find trouble oh grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by clemcykul(f): 1:20pm On Feb 22, 2008
chei!

*dials miggs number*
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by manmustwac(m): 3:38pm On Feb 23, 2008
its ok buy not among the best jokes i've seen. i give u 5 0ut of 10
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 9:25pm On Feb 23, 2008
@mamu

take yur 5 back. . . . . .i don't need 'em, . . . . . .
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by ifyalways(f): 9:36pm On Feb 23, 2008
. . . .what if na 5 sweet pu55ies ?
i say listen and hear ppl out first cheesy

@topic,nice one
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 9:46pm On Feb 23, 2008
see im name . . . . MAN-MUST-WACK


baby, how can a hungry man afford to provide 5 sweet pu55ies? . . . .

i ain't counting on him to get my groove on. . . .
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by topeteadr(m): 9:52pm On Feb 23, 2008
Seen it. . .
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by kronkykay(m): 11:53pm On Feb 23, 2008
so?
Re: Valentine For Osama Bin Laden by clemcykul(f): 3:57pm On Feb 25, 2008
so wart?

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