coogar:

nah.....i am a faithful husband
besides, my spouse is an expert with her hands and tongue.

overdrive: @ileobatojo pls what is lochia? @ileobatojo pls what is lochia?

overdrive: @ileobatojo pls what is lochia? @ileobatojo pls what is lochia?

Vikin:

It means the integral part of the vege vege.

Next question!

ileobatojo:

Lochia is just expelled material from the uterus after birth. Just the body cleaning out all the yama yama remaining in the womb from the childbirth process. So it comes out through the vagina. It starts out as bright red blood for a few days or weeks, then turns brown and turns to white discharge before it disappears. All women who have had a baby will have lochia. It's usually all gone by 6 weeks after delivery.

jidegirl12: ^^^ vikin you're hilarious

OP clinically it's 6 weeks but that 6th week doctor's visit happened to be be when those stitches are removed from my incisions..... hence part 2 of my misery ..... it depends on individual and their strengths .....

I'd say 3 months then the baby would start sleeping thru the night and the body will be back in shape .....

cooger's just bluffing ! what new mom will give you a BJ when she'll be busy siphoning mucus out of the baby's nose

smartmom:

Hey u dis gal, u have my sides aching kai!

Eoowww yucky still hate that phase but thanks for educating the ignorant ones. It can linger longer at times sha

smartmom:

Yes O I feel ur pain too. I had stitches for all 4 kids and it was worse for me than the labour itself I tell u. But like in the article I mentioned above suggested, lovemaking it not only the actual act, TLC is an integral part needed and if a man can smooch his wife she may oblige him and go d extra mile as in 'outercourse' as mentioned

Vikin:



You guys are making me scared o, just to think that i have passed a phase, more difficult ones keep coming.

I miss my single life o. Chai!

Vikin:



You guys are making me scared o, just to think that i have passed a phase, more difficult ones keep coming.

I miss my single life o. Chai!

coogar:

6 weeks?
why not carry a chainsaw and hack the woman to death? a woman is not ready 6 weeks after delivery unless you are insinuating women are domestic animals. anything between 9-12 months is the standard! the state of the sushi sef won't appeal to any man unless he's a räpist!

smartmom:

No worry me dear. My deliveries were virtually painless and pretty short and not drug assisted. I shall share with u some of the experiences.

Vikin:

Pls give us hint on what you where doing during this one full yr. Na hand job abi blow.jo.b.

We are here to learn and am interested!

ferhyntorlah:

Smartmom,

Please do take time to share your childbirth experiences; I'm quite interested. Thanks!

Vikin:

Pls give us hint on what you where doing during this one full yr. Na hand job abi blow.jo.b.

We are here to learn and am interested!

Vikin: i will try.

Lord, pls in next world, let the Men carry the weight of child birth while we women be the bread winners and also make our hubby to work and support us. Amen!

ik121: I hd it wif my wife two days after my son's delivry, tho wit cd shaa... And nfana ibaga

slimyem: This is a joke...right?

Bawss1: Goodness.

Lochia?! Thank heavens I'm a man.

All the stuff women have to go through. Yuck!

byvan: Once the lochia thing is gone,Am ready to resume intimacy.As for the stiches,I basically bleep them off.Painful yes,but not so bad.The stitches that won't be bleeped off will have to be loosened manually by hubby.We no fit wait unecessarily abeg but we dey take am small small.

Though I have heard of pelvic bone dislocation due to pressure.A friend of mine had to use crutches 2weeks after birth because she continued her usual household chores a day after delivery.I limped for a while after my second baby,probably because of his high birth weight.Maybe early resumption of intimacy can still cause a pelvic dislocation.

I ll advice new moms to wait for a minimum of three months and maximum of 3months +,the rest of the waiting is at your own risk.I don't suscribe to long waiting except in cases of complications after birth.Some women mischeviously indulge in this long waiting in a bid to punish their husbands for previous grievances not knowing that the easiest way to introduce the devil into your marriage is to intentionally starve him of his conjugal right.Resume as soon as your body resumes.