dreeldee:

@ everyone
People take it easy, he only asked for a brotherly advise

dreeldee:

@ ty4real
I can smell some dissing here, hope you're not trying to pick on me?

dreeldee:

@ ty4real
cux i'm ready for ya!!

T@meD0:

Chei! I can't believe I read every single post on this thread.

Echeozo:

Omo poster, if you so intelligent and your wife so intelligent, na im be say na dictionary una go take de say goodmorning. I suggest you look for 'shorty' wey get normal intelligence if you wan enjoy your relationship.

And ya point be wetin, Nna "shorty"?

R-Dynamite:

Ermmm. . . kudos!

T@meD0:

Do I sense some sarcasm here?

R-Dynamite:


Relax abeg . Was just shocked u read every post

Lol, I stay relaxed sisi. You sef believe say I read everything? Haba Alhaja! I was only making an ironic remark; notice I started with "Chei." By the way, that tongue wey u stick out there, I go come push am back inside for you now.

D-reloaded:

where exactly is "Ijebu-Igbo"

Ehn! reló baby, you don't know the United States of Ijebu-Igbo? Oh lord my God, oh God my lord! O ma se o! In fat (infact), I am very emotionally affected right now but I will forgive you because you are an omo ele . Now, allow baba-ijebu to "knowledgify" you. Ijebu-Igbo is a town in Ogun state, north of Ijebu-Ode (please tell me you've heard of Ijebu-Ode). In Ijebu-Igbo, we have a king for each of our five clans (as if most Yoruba kingdoms don't) namely: Ojowo, Atikori, Oke Agbo, Oke Sopin and Japara with the head of the Oke Sopin clan as the overall head, next to the Orimolusi of Ijebu Igbo. There's a college called Molusi College named after that. According to history, the founder of Ijebu-Igbo was the son of the founder of Ijebu-Ode and he was a hunter. He used to hunt in the northern part of Ijebu-Ode. After the death of his father he lost the throne to his younger brother supposedly while he went hunting. As a result, he migrated to the northern part of Ijebu-Ode, which is now known as Ijebu-Igbo. Anymore "qweshon" reló baby, direct it at baba-ijebu So, wetin be ya 080? Let me stop-- I'm just kidding. But I jisoro you sha

dreeldee:

some place in Ogun state

Some place? Wo, dread, abi ki lon je. Ko ro gba lenu e o! Please "respet" yourself o, mind yourself o.

D-reloaded:

080 wetin? , My friend there's no JYork in Nigeria

How do you even pronounce this place sef. Ijebu-Igbo(igbo as in bush) or as in Igbo people?

Lol! O ti o, no be Igbo people o; na bush now. The 080 was a joke, I know say you no dey naija omo ele Neither am I, go figure

ayoappeal:

Fellow Nairalanders,

Thanks for your contributions, in as much as this topic has attracted several criticism, i would say that the typographical errors are probably delibrate in my last post because i felt some contributors are deviating from the topic and since we have alot of grammatical gurus, i felt coming up with another grammatical error would distract us back to the main topic.

I really don't know why it's the guys that have contributed more rather than the ladies that the topic is ment for, well for the (did you mean to type "those" here?) who are till dizzing me, keep it up and lets still keep this post active.

@tpia
Thanks for your response, i think you got the gist behind the post



the truely handicapped are those who measure beauty by the sole prerequisite of physical perfection

You can get to read some other topics that i have posted on Nairaland, so don't judge me by this post alone.



Look our (I'm convinced na typing issue be this as the letters "r" and "t" are close to each other on the keyboard) for more posts from me

Legend: Words in bold = spelling error; Italicized words = typographical error (benefit of the doubt here)

Mr. Ayo, there's a feature on your word processor program called spell-checker, abeg USE AM! Also, it won't hurt to take some typing lessons too jare. Ogbeni Ayo, the word na dissing no be dizzing (I know say na so you dey pronounce am, that's why you spell am like that) as you don take dis one come mess Yoruba people so As far as your recent post is concerned, you've just tried to justify your shortcomings rather than admitting your weakness and work on it to make it your strength. This has just confirmed my statement earlier that you came across as very conceited.

Obviously, you still don't get it; the reason the women are not responding to you is because you sound like a slowpoke to them (not saying you are) ; someone not worth wasting time and energy on. Oga Ayo, to reiterate what I said before, you might be a logical thinker but the way you came across was in no way appealing. Ironically, you pride yourself as being appealing--I don't think so. Maybe it's about time you rethink some of your actions and the way you perceive others (especially the opposite sex) as not being as "superior" as you think you are. Just a thought my guy. Chikena!

ayoappeal:

Fellow Nairalanders,

Thanks for your contributions, in as much as this topic has attracted several criticism, i would say that the typographical errors are probably delibrate in my last post because i felt some contributors are deviating from the topic and since we have alot of grammatical gurus, i felt coming up with another grammatical error would distract us back to the main topic.

I really don't know why it's the guys that have contributed more rather than the ladies that the topic is ment for, well for the who are till dizzing me, keep it up and lets still keep this post active.

@tpia
Thanks for your response, i think you got the gist behind the post



the truely handicapped are those who measure beauty by the sole prerequisite of physical perfection

You can get to read some other topics that i have posted on Nairaland, so don't judge me by this post alone.



Look our for more posts from me