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Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Ninilowo(m): 5:16pm On Jan 09, 2013
GARRI (x7):
This is real!!! I thought it was a joke till I checked the Sun Newspaper.... Damn!!!

These guyz are funny...... cheesy

www.sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/5-goats-arrested-in-osun/
buh The sun is known for carrying TRAGIC NEWS like someone that was beheaded, etc.
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Leadn(m): 5:21pm On Jan 09, 2013
babseg: What is funny about this? Even in advanced countries they have Dog pounds that will arrest dogs roaming the street aimlessly

yu said it yourself! There's a special animal control agency not "waste management agency"!

Btw, the dogs ain't arrested, they're placed in protective custody avoid accidents or a psyco owner's madness!
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by caesaraba(m): 5:26pm On Jan 09, 2013
Leadn:

yu said it yourself! There's a special animal control agency not "waste management agency"!

Btw, the dogs ain't arrested, they're placed in protective custody avoid accidents or a psyco owner's madness!

Thank you very plenty!!!
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by simdam500(m): 6:15pm On Jan 09, 2013
Wonda shall neva end oooo!!!
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by lakesider(m): 6:31pm On Jan 09, 2013
Nigeria will remain like this for a long time cos most nigerians don't know the different between left and right. If goats or cows have eating up your business or if you know how many nigerians have died from clashes resulting from domestic animals you would nt blame the government. It is wrong for animals to stroll the street cos they spread diseases and eat up other peoples properties.#gbam

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Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by chukwuemekaduke: 6:50pm On Jan 09, 2013
somebody is looking for goatto eat oh
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by jayriginal: 6:53pm On Jan 09, 2013
babseg: What is funny about this? Even in advanced countries they have Dog pounds that will arrest dogs roaming the street aimlessly

Demdem:

u do have a point no doubt.

Nah bro.

Arrest is not the proper word. They take strays off the streets and they sure as hell dont prosecute them. Its a joke. A sad one. Some years ago in Kwara State, a goat was arrested for stealing. As the report went, they chased a thief and he "turned into a goat". Ergo, the goat takes the rap.

Bollocks.
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by cheatguy1(m): 7:20pm On Jan 09, 2013
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by badesco(m): 7:35pm On Jan 09, 2013
This is total madness of the highest order. i would not be surprise if the Goatie Governor of Osun State is mistakenly arrested as Goat.
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by MANOSUB(m): 7:55pm On Jan 09, 2013
Demdem:
u do have a point no doubt.
Nigeria is coming up. I am glad but i really do want to hear that there is a law in Nigeria were Dogs have the same right as human.
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by MANOSUB(m): 7:55pm On Jan 09, 2013
Demdem:
u do have a point no doubt.
Nigeria is coming up. I am glad but i really do want to hear that there is a law in Nigeria were Dogs have the same right as humans.
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by ignis: 7:56pm On Jan 09, 2013
harlos: Now what type of judgements will they pass on them
Will they ho to jail or sentenced to death
It would be senteced to the stomach by pepper souping.
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Nobody: 9:10pm On Jan 09, 2013
grin grin ;Dman bring out the knife,get fire wood and pot cause some goats that missed christmas and new year are not going to go free
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by johpeace: 9:20pm On Jan 09, 2013
Although this is VERY FUNNY IN EVERY SENSE OF IT BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT IN ENVIRONMENTAL HEALTH LAWS,THERE LAWS REGULATING STRAY ANIMALS.IF THEY CLD IMPLEMENT THE LAWS UPTO THE EXTENT OF ARRESTING STRAY ANIMALS,THEN THE STATE SHLD BE RANKING UPTO 100% IN ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES.

This is really funny considering the amount of resources deployed.
The owners of the goat would hv to hire an environmental lawyer for the defendants(goats)

Lwtmb finish!
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by toshmann(m): 11:06pm On Jan 09, 2013
CrazyMan:
Including you who posted on the thread.
And especially you who. . . . . oops, your name says it all
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jan 09, 2013
basket mouth must hear this
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by jaymichael(m): 2:39am On Jan 10, 2013
CrazyMan:
I said it yesterday that Nigeria is a joke...I guess I was right. grin
if this kind of thing happened in India, I wouldn't have bat an eyelid. Afterall you ll hear "AN INDIAN MAN MARRIES HIS PILLOW, AN INDIAN MAN MARRIES HIS DOG, AN INDIA WOMAN MARRIES A SNAKE" etc etc....
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by greyce: 4:27am On Jan 10, 2013
let me picture d scene:5 goats ar seen roamin about d street & some officers walk up 2 dem."u ar herby arrestd 4 violatin d law anytin u say r do 'll be used against u in d court f law.officer handcuff dem"and their taken into d black maria.......cnt stop laffin.i jst wonda how dey arrestd d goats gan.naaaiiijjaaaa grin
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by harlos: 6:37am On Jan 10, 2013
ignis:
It would be senteced to the stomach by pepper souping.
gringrin
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Demdem(m): 7:34am On Jan 10, 2013
jayriginal:



Nah bro.

Arrest is not the proper word. They take strays off the streets and they sure as hell dont prosecute them. Its a joke. A sad one. Some years ago in Kwara State, a goat was arrested for stealing. As the report went, they chased a thief and he "turned into a goat". Ergo, the goat takes the rap.

Bollocks.

Maybe u are right maybe the official simply went too far however it doesnt change the fact that there is need to curtail the movement of domestic animals on our streets which is the primary aim of all these.
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by sobastical: 12:51pm On Jan 10, 2013
ebamma 3: See this He goats arresting a real goat

Abeg bros, who are He goats?? angry
ebamma 3: See this He goats arresting a real goat

Abeg bros, who are He goats??
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by sobastical: 12:54pm On Jan 10, 2013
Imagine...dem fit talk dey are possessed like that when we already know that naija goats are stubborn naturally... *poo
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by fame1(f): 1:03pm On Jan 10, 2013
Dnt get it all wrong, me think they mean to say humans in goat skin.....hahaha!!
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Ucpet20(m): 1:54pm On Jan 10, 2013
Na lack of hand work jor
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Tgirl4real(f): 11:41am On Jun 03, 2013
I don laff tire. Wetin we no go see for this country!!!

Goats are charged to court and will be prosecuted.


Can someone tell me the sentence they gave those goats?

I guess they will end in a large pot of soup.

Hehehheeheeee . . .

grin grin grin
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Tgirl4real(f): 11:43am On Jun 03, 2013
lakesider: Nigeria will remain like this for a long time cos most nigerians don't know the different between left and right. If goats or cows have eating up your business or if you know how many nigerians have died from clashes resulting from domestic animals you would nt blame the government. It is wrong for animals to stroll the street cos they spread diseases and eat up other peoples properties.#gbam

So, the next thing is to charge goats to court, ba? shocked


grin grin grin
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by CrazyMan(m): 3:26pm On Jun 04, 2013
Tgirl4real: I don laff tire. Wetin we no go see for this country!!!

Goats are charged to court and will be prosecuted.


Can someone tell me the sentence they gave those goats?

I guess they will end in a large pot of soup.

Hehehheeheeee . . .

grin grin grin
I heard its only one that's left...the rest have all been eaten. grin
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by sam1990(m): 7:15am On Mar 04, 2016
So so funny.you wan charge goat to court of law
Re: 5 Goats Arrested & Prosecuted In Osun State For Violating Environmental Laws: by Nobody: 12:10am On Aug 10, 2017
Can a goat be innocent in an Assembly of starving Nigerians?

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