Coogar! My elder brother wants to battle you, I showed him your battle with Siddogg and he got interested. . . He's on facebook and not on Nairaland, but I I'm asking him to join Nairaland, and I think he will. . . He's really d0pe bro, his name is Henry, I will love it if you accept this battle. Lemme see, you and my brother, who's d0per! Lol!

Check out one of his verses:


See, am makin bread with a technique thats
flawless/
Bar in and barred out, A1s in every con-test/
I'll let dis line offend you, just to call it
complex/
Like its too hard for you to digest, abeg no let
d boy vex/
Incase u ain recognize, You face to face with a
monster/
And i brought em quaker-bars ta shake the
place like a sasquatch/
Runnin thru yo hood comin to stomp ya/
Dont get it twisted when i say punches, i
meant d traits of a boxer/
And when am inda zone, decapitation is a go/
Mind like a snow, buh niccas know i got a
heart of coal/
And I'll ffuckin let the shotty blow/
And like d leader of d necromongers, i'll
seperate yo body from ya soul/
Yu b standing watchin yo psyche as it floats, its
no voodoo/
Just one of the few things this bloody chrome
would do/
When i pull back d trig & let d slugs go to you/
Now i ruin(rulin) yo destiny so ffuck d bloke
buju/
Am a renegade like Em and Jay, quick ta let d
semi spray/
And let it scrape, let it break, thru yo faggit
crane(cranium)/
Why not? I keep a piece, if i couldnt keep d
peace/
Riding with me, BEAUTIful, go against, i
unleash d BEAST/
AM ON FIRE!!! and extinquisher dont mean
nothing/
And throwin water is just like pourin fuel in a
big furnance/
Wanna battle? You are funny like "just for
laughs"/
Yall must b gays, Henry Morris' known for
gags/
This not a brag, matter of fact ffuck d feds/
I buck d lead, you inda pool of ya blood and
dead/
Now yu are just for laughs, really, Henry is
more illy/
Than Eric Wright on his Eternal E/
You rappers shouldnt bother me/
Or ama organise u a reunion meetin and send
you where yo grandfather be/




Do you accept??

LooNat11kk: Lmao You dey vex oh , make we spar na

Either you or Emaprince is next after my fight with U3.

Oh oh.. I was about to upload a big fat rubber dick on that thread... why you close am na? have I not been screaming...keep off the chit chat... and ksslib too.

Oya, mikuz... come chop knuckle...




YeaYeaNot

TechnicalRex: Accepted

hey kid ....show wat u've got

Ibime: Mikuz, I done send you my verse against U3. . . to your personal email. . . .I no know the other one. . .

I got it!!!! lemme holla U3 . . .

GIYAZZ: Coogar! My elder brother wants to battle you, I showed him your battle with Siddogg and he got interested. . . He's on facebook and not on Nairaland, but I I'm asking him to join Nairaland, and I think he will. . . He's really d0pe bro, his name is Henry, I will love it if you accept this battle. Lemme see, you and my brother, who's d0per! Lol!

Check out one of his verses:


See, am makin bread with a technique thats
flawless/
Bar in and barred out, A1s in every con-test/
I'll let dis line offend you, just to call it
complex/
Like its too hard for you to digest, abeg no let
d boy vex/
Incase u ain recognize, You face to face with a
monster/
And i brought em quaker-bars ta shake the
place like a sasquatch/
Runnin thru yo hood comin to stomp ya/
Dont get it twisted when i say punches, i
meant d traits of a boxer/
And when am inda zone, decapitation is a go/
Mind like a snow, buh niccas know i got a
heart of coal/
And I'll ffuckin let the shotty blow/
And like d leader of d necromongers, i'll
seperate yo body from ya soul/
Yu b standing watchin yo psyche as it floats, its
no voodoo/
Just one of the few things this bloody chrome
would do/
When i pull back d trig & let d slugs go to you/
Now i ruin(rulin) yo destiny so ffuck d bloke
buju/
Am a renegade like Em and Jay, quick ta let d
semi spray/
And let it scrape, let it break, thru yo faggit
crane(cranium)/
Why not? I keep a piece, if i couldnt keep d
peace/
Riding with me, BEAUTIful, go against, i
unleash d BEAST/
AM ON FIRE!!! and extinquisher dont mean
nothing/
And throwin water is just like pourin fuel in a
big furnance/
Wanna battle? You are funny like "just for
laughs"/
Yall must b gays, Henry Morris' known for
gags/
This not a brag, matter of fact ffuck d feds/
I buck d lead, you inda pool of ya blood and
dead/
Now yu are just for laughs, really, Henry is
more illy/
Than Eric Wright on his Eternal E/
You rappers shouldnt bother me/
Or ama organise u a reunion meetin and send
you where yo grandfather be/




Do you accept??

So Henry A. Morris is your elder brother?

yeyenatu: Oh oh.. I was about to upload a big fat rubber dick on that thread... why you close am na? have I not been screaming...keep off the chit chat... and ksslib too.

Oya, mikuz... come chop knuckle...




YeaYeaNot

werey!

Geoxpress, hmmn!

Ibime:


Either you or Emaprince is next after my fight with U3.

Oga, and our rematch?

Ibime: Mikuz, I done send you my verse against U3. . . to your personal email. . . .I no know the other one. . .

Real vet. . real ninga, no long story. . *in Ibime's voice*

ThunderStorm:
Real vet. . real ninga, no long story. . *in Ibime's voice*

I dey tell ya - unlike some niggas wey need 6 months to write one verse.

mikuz:

I dey tell ya - unlike some niggas wey need 6 months to write one verse.

as in. . the thing tire me. .after them go dey claim sickest illiest realest top notch, notch top whatevr vet. . kai. . 2days defines your abilities. .

btw, you want make we battle. . to vets like us? oga WITHOUT HYPE? . . haba, i need to be ginger biko. .

and no be say I follow you gree that battle sef

ThunderStorm:
Oga, and our rematch?

Good question.

.. am bck again, where that f.u.hard slf?

ok.. am bck again, where that f.u.hard slf?

ThunderStorm:
as in. . the thing tire me. .after them go dey claim sickest illiest realest top notch, notch top whatevr vet. . kai. . 2days defines your abilities. .

btw, you want make we battle. . to vets like us? oga WITHOUT HYPE? . . haba, i need to be ginger biko. .

and no be say I follow you gree that battle sef

Ok no wahala then. I go delete am.

GIYAZZ: Coogar! My elder brother wants to battle you, I showed him your battle with Siddogg and he got interested. . . He's on facebook and not on Nairaland, but I I'm asking him to join Nairaland, and I think he will. . . He's really d0pe bro, his name is Henry, I will love it if you accept this battle. Lemme see, you and my brother, who's d0per! Lol!

Check out one of his verses:


See, am makin bread with a technique thats
flawless/
Bar in and barred out, A1s in every con-test/
I'll let dis line offend you, just to call it
complex/
Like its too hard for you to digest, abeg no let
d boy vex/
Incase u ain recognize, You face to face with a
monster/
And i brought em quaker-bars ta shake the
place like a sasquatch/
Runnin thru yo hood comin to stomp ya/
Dont get it twisted when i say punches, i
meant d traits of a boxer/
And when am inda zone, decapitation is a go/
Mind like a snow, buh niccas know i got a
heart of coal/
And I'll ffuckin let the shotty blow/
And like d leader of d necromongers, i'll
seperate yo body from ya soul/
Yu b standing watchin yo psyche as it floats, its
no voodoo/
Just one of the few things this bloody chrome
would do/
When i pull back d trig & let d slugs go to you/
Now i ruin(rulin) yo destiny so ffuck d bloke
buju/
Am a renegade like Em and Jay, quick ta let d
semi spray/
And let it scrape, let it break, thru yo faggit
crane(cranium)/
Why not? I keep a piece, if i couldnt keep d
peace/
Riding with me, BEAUTIful, go against, i
unleash d BEAST/
AM ON FIRE!!! and extinquisher dont mean
nothing/
And throwin water is just like pourin fuel in a
big furnance/
Wanna battle? You are funny like "just for
laughs"/
Yall must b gays, Henry Morris' known for
gags/
This not a brag, matter of fact ffuck d feds/
I buck d lead, you inda pool of ya blood and
dead/
Now yu are just for laughs, really, Henry is
more illy/
Than Eric Wright on his Eternal E/
You rappers shouldnt bother me/
Or ama organise u a reunion meetin and send
you where yo grandfather be/

Do you accept??

without any shadow of doubt, your brother has loads of potentials. he has what it takes to be a super-monster in the next 6-12 months. the problem is - his rhyme scheme is too elementary & excruciatingly basic. i just don't think textcees who rhyme 2-syllables are working hard enough - that's the only thing he needs to work on.

the boundary of lyricism is being pushed day after day - it's not just acceptable in this day & age for me to accept 2-syllable rhyming as a dopë written. i have a chronic OCD for rhymes. if it's not 3 or more rhymes, it's not dopë enough....

this is what i mean(for emphasis)...

•The Sid is badly short of braincells/His favourite past time is statutory râping/He's styled to rap in phrases...but his bars lacks the craft & cadence/His win against Kim was madly over-rated/He loves bribing....The cheat pays in cash before he's graded/

rhymes
•cash before he's graded
•madly over-rated
•lacks the craft & cadence
•styled to rap in phrases
•statutory râping
•badly short of braincells

that's a 6-syllable rhyme scheme!

•I brought 10 psycho-killers from Herzegovina/Your girl won't be spared... I'd let hollows in her.....while she's reading an encyclopaedia/then have the news wrapped around her head like Ken Saro Wiwa/

rhymes
•10 psycho-killers
•herzegovina
•let hollows in her
•encyclopaedia
•ken saro wiwa.

that's another 5-syllable rhyme scheme. that's the level i expect these days. if it's not dopë enough, i am not moved. so with all the reasons highlighted above, i will humbly deny the request.

however, if you have any of his other written that is döper than the one you submitted, please post it so i can really assess his level of writing.

cheers, bro.

mikuz:

I got it!!!! lemme holla U3 . . .

Hes dropping Monday. Hes got two battles before then.

captainflash: ok.. am bck again, where that f.u.hard slf?

ur beginnin to get borin! this is what i'll tell u, once u succeed in gettin us a thread holla!

mikuz any ish for we newbies

Ksslib:
werey!

Sebi I warned them na.

I dey go watch comedy central jor



YeaYeaNot

what's wrong with yeyenatu & teddy sef? why are these 2 chickens scared to battle each other?

teddybiyasi: mikuz any ish for we newbies

Yes! A battle thread for you and Yeyenatu.

coogar: what's wrong with yeyenatu & teddy sef? why are these 2 chickens scared to battle each other?

Na my Yeyenatu you dey call chicken?

Cooger is there anything wrong with you?

Whc one? Yeye na two ooo, which one u dey find?



YeaYeaNot

coogar: what's wrong with yeyenatu & teddy sef? why are these 2 chickens scared to battle each other?

Na by force to battle? Whc level? Na wrongturn I want ot fuckyouhard... @mikuz

Ibime:

Hes dropping Monday. Hes got two battles before then.

Oboy that one far na.

Since your battle with Cooger is no longer holding, send me the verse you wrote for him make I enjoy.

Na coogar, not Cooger jo...

Yeye!! Wetin I resemble for ya eye? Hehehehehehehehehe!!! Na wrongturn I wan battle or fyh... I wan be fowl for one of those two, make dem open my yiansh for outside! u dey distract me laugh mode jo...

Good night!

mikuz:

Na my Yeyenatu you dey call chicken?

Cooger is there anything wrong with you?

YeaYeaNot

yeyenatu: Whc one? Yeye na two ooo, which one u dey find?



YeaYeaNot



Na by force to battle? Whc level? Na wrongturn I want ot fuckyouhard... @mikuz

Anything for you, Where's Wrongturn? Let him confirm so I go pop thread sharp sharp!

If space no dey for the thread, I ready to delete Ibime Vs U3 to create space for you, I swear.

mikuz:
Na my Yeyenatu you dey call chicken?
Cooger is there anything wrong with you?

yeyenatu is a chicken - i didn't say it behind her. teddy used to be fearless but she's now a chicken too. she's suddenly scared of battling after reaching an agreement to battle. me thinks people who duck battles should now be getting banned "to post verses either on FFR or anywhere....." for lengthy months.

that's the only way they will take this place serious. the next time yeyenatu ducks, slam her with 6 months. if she posts any verse, hide it. she won't be able to battle anyone & even her verses would be hidden. that's my humble suggestion, honourable kim kardashian. lest i forget, any mod that is found to be corrupt too should auto-ban himself.

yeyenatu: Na coogar, not Cooger jo...

Yeye!! Wetin I resemble for ya eye? Hehehehehehehehehe!!! Na wrongturn I wan battle or fyh... I wan be fowl for one of those two, make dem open my yiansh for outside! u dey distract me laugh mode jo...

Good night!
YeaYeaNot

kim is incapable of spelling my name correctly. he does it deliberately to delay rapture. the day he gets it right is the day of rapture.

coogar:

yeyenatu is a chicken - i didn't say it behind her. teddy used to be fearless but she's now a chicken too. she's suddenly scared of battling after reaching an agreement to battle. me thinks people who duck battles should now be getting banned "to post verses either on FFR or anywhere....." for lengthy months.

that's the only way they will take this place serious. the next yeyenatu ducks, slam her with 6 months. if she posts any verse, hide it. she won't be able to battle anyone & even her verses would be hidden. that's my humble suggestion, honourable kim kardashian. lest i forget, any mod that is found to be corrupt too should auto-ban himself.

hhhhhh.. Oga cooger i hail o

yeyenatu: Na coogar, not Cooger jo...

Yeye!! Wetin I resemble for ya eye? Hehehehehehehehehe!!! Na wrongturn I wan battle or fyh... I wan be fowl for one of those two, make dem open my yiansh for outside! u dey distract me laugh mode jo...

Good night!


YeaYeaNot

Ok cooger shey? No mind am sha. Na jealousy go soon kill am.

Na my queen you be nau. Anytime I see your nick na so my body go dey shake, my temperature go just increase no be small.

Chai!!