tellwisdom: Uha soup?? Who dey employ all dis people sef

ItsModella: Jeez, who takes eba and soup with them to the office? Na dat kain food you suppose leave for your house...

Melahou: It was a Monday morning precisely 11am wen I started feeling so hungry. I just couldnt wait till 1pm to go for my break.

I brought out my food flask which has become a daily routine for me to take food to the office.

As I began to devour the Eba with oha soup, BEHOLD my MD, the Admin Mgr and 3 bank officials just entered my office apparently to open another cooperate account for the company since I happen to be the company`s accountant.

I felt the disappointment on his face as they all stared at one another. I wished the ground could open; the rest is history.

Share urs experience/s!!!

slimyem: I took my bad habit to the office..
I'm fond of folding up my shirt and stroking my navel.
I was totally carried away this day and did it in the presence of two male colleagues.
One of them just screamed "Stop that" at me and i had dropped with so much speed before i knew what had happened.
I was embarrassed!

Melahou: It was a Monday morning precisely 11am wen I started feeling so hungry. I just couldnt wait till 1pm to go for my break.

I brought out my food flask which has become a daily routine for me to take food to the office.

As I began to devour the Eba with oha soup, BEHOLD my MD, the Admin Mgr and 3 bank officials just entered my office apparently to open another cooperate account for the company since I happen to be the company`s accountant.

I felt the disappointment on his face as they all stared at one another. I wished the ground could open; the rest is history.

Share urs experience/s!!!

slimyem: I took my bad habit to the office..
I'm fond of folding up my shirt and stroking my navel.
I was totally carried away this day and did it in the presence of two male colleagues.
One of them just screamed "Stop that" at me and i had dropped with so much speed before i knew what had happened.
I was embarrassed!

Bluesparkles: that almost paints a wrong pic of masturbation to viewers.

xynerise: In front of my secretary, I fell on the staircase when I was rushing home. I actually stepped on my Agbada

wise_many2k: In 2009, 1 cold monday morning, i had a presentation to make for at my office to a client and my MD was to attend the presentation as well. ! chic dat i've been trying to nail for months but won't pick my call suddenly called, apologizing for not keeping in touch and after the call, she sent me an erotic text msg! Omooo, my joystick cldn't control itself again!!! even with the whole gospel music dat i sang in my mind, d big guy refused to chill. Everyone waited for me....and my MD had to come drag me to d conference room but as soon as i stood up, d guy just stared at me and told me to go get some ice and heal myself...to make matters worse, the female secretary wore a short gown...so everyone tot i was aroused by her.... kai. i just felt like going 6ft dat day....

timpaker: This one is another one...this happened when i was in the Financial sector.. I was asked to retire all cash advance issued for a particular month... the stuff were very much that i had to work late... later that evening i got bored and decided to crank my self up...

so i went to the ICT unit to see my friends who were having a fun time discussing and watching Moj.o/Po.r.n, i decided to have a look from a friend's laptop while he went out to buy me a bottle of soda...

I was watching mojo with an earpiece not knowing a security camera (one of my boss) was watching me, a lady was sent to call me immediately... I swear my Dicck was at attention. i couldn't stand up cuz of shame... alas, I damned the consequence and followed the lady behind while trying hard to hide the erec..tion. i tried putting hand into my pocket to hide the rod while holding my file (for query), at the door step i was met with a guy who offered a handshake..... damn!!!

that lady stopped talking to since that day

Bluesparkles: A loud fart in front of everybody. I could see amusement on the faces of people several minutes after. Damn. I never shame like that before.

Justicemy: so u re tryn 2 say dat ur boss dnt av de simple knowledge of, knock b4 u enter ?

yuzedo:
Nah! You HAVE to give me your number.. I ain't even playin' babe!

Melahou:
hope you didnt break your head

Bluesparkles: You like farts that much?

slimyem: I took my bad habit to the office..
I'm fond of folding up my shirt and stroking my navel.
I was totally carried away this day and did it in the presence of two male colleagues.
One of them just screamed "Stop that" at me and i had dropped with so much speed before i knew what had happened.
I was embarrassed!

princecemo: (This one happened 5 weeks ago in d office, I was in d open office alone on wednesday. The management staff went into d conference room for a meeting, so I sat @ d open office busy browsing and releasing fats dat almost killed me.. D mess was so horrible dat I cudnt bear it but all d same I kept on releasing as much as possible inside full air-conditioned vacuumed office... As soon as I released the last and heavy one, dey rounded off the meeting and members of the management staff started coming out....Jezz... shame almost killed me cos the smell was really bad that. I almost entered inside my computer cos dey all ran away and looking at me with disgust... I almost murdered maself dat day. still picture dat day.

wise_many2k: In 2009, 1 cold monday morning, i had a presentation to make for at my office to a client and my MD was to attend the presentation as well. ! chic dat i've been trying to nail for months but won't pick my call suddenly called, apologizing for not keeping in touch and after the call, she sent me an erotic text msg! Omooo, my joystick cldn't control itself again!!! even with the whole gospel music dat i sang in my mind, d big guy refused to chill. Everyone waited for me....and my MD had to come drag me to d conference room but as soon as i stood up, d guy just stared at me and told me to go get some ice and heal myself...to make matters worse, the female secretary wore a short gown...so everyone tot i was aroused by her.... kai. i just felt like going 6ft dat day....

tellwisdom:

She swallow eba, she lick hand...swallow another, lick hand!, chop fish small, drink water...come finish eba, begin lick soup ...Gooosshh, my office go come begin smell soup, soup ~~Mbannuu

yuzedo:
I just like YOU. I sense depth, intelligence and pedigree hidden behind all the farts.. Hidden deep down!

wise_many2k: In 2009, 1 cold monday morning, i had a presentation to make for at my office to a client and my MD was to attend the presentation as well. ! chic dat i've been trying to nail for months but won't pick my call suddenly called, apologizing for not keeping in touch and after the call, she sent me an erotic text msg! Omooo, my joystick cldn't control itself again!!! even with the whole gospel music dat i sang in my mind, d big guy refused to chill. Everyone waited for me....and my MD had to come drag me to d conference room but as soon as i stood up, d guy just stared at me and told me to go get some ice and heal myself...to make matters worse, the female secretary wore a short gown...so everyone tot i was aroused by her.... kai. i just felt like going 6ft dat day....

I saw a chessboard on my table - then my boss said i should warm up with one dude (from the Canadian Embassy). i come dey shake i don't even know which one is queen, knight, king or dia daughter.

wise_many2k: In 2009, 1 cold monday morning, i had a presentation to make for at my office to a client and my MD was to attend the presentation as well. ! chic dat i've been trying to nail for months but won't pick my call suddenly called, apologizing for not keeping in touch and after the call, she sent me an erotic text msg! Omooo, my joystick cldn't control itself again!!! even with the whole gospel music dat i sang in my mind, d big guy refused to chill.