D-reloaded:

O ga o for Mr Jackson. Record yourself and upload it on youtube. Make I watch

4Him:

don't throw up. Reminiscing sometimes is good . . . its not about butt kissing . . you of all people shld know me better than that.

Yeah man. Mantle ko wrapper ni.
No one ever danced as good as that boy.

@sly. . . spill 'em out, u re the biological father abi . . . if not, y is it the day YOU will never forget?

tkb417:

@Pataki
my guy, i did that thing o because one of my friends did the same thing and cleaned like 5.2m with the same amount they stole from me.

i was hoping i'll just use the never to come 5.2 to paint EKO ILE RED.
you know its oshofry money. I agree with u, i be thief and i don learn sharpish.

Seun is doing good. called her last week.
I should land Egba tmr for some rompy deals. she aint going to know i'll be around sha

My regards to Seun oh just in case you get in contact with her. I wish I could call her, but I no dey do those ex-thingy communication again.

pahtahkee:

My regards to Seun oh just in case you get in contact with her. I wish I could call her, but I no dey do those ex-thingy communication again.

tRoOE:

It was during my trip to Nigeria last xmas, well I was at the passport office at the island when this horrible thing happened.

I was inside an office with my guy and one of his friends one a lady military walked into the office and asked me to leave the building because of my mode of dressing. Gosh i couldn’t believe what I was hearing, I thought she was kidding at first until 3 other military came in and said either I leave or I will be arrested. It was so embarrassing , i was talking back at one of them, like who the fu ck do they think they are and some other shit like that, anyway to cut the whole story short, as my guy was walking me out all eyes were on me, so i tried my best to walk well so i don't fall off my 3 and half heels, and at the same time my guy was consoling me because he can tell how hurt i was, damn i felt emulated that day. as we were walking people were pointing at us and some were following us outside, we got to the packing lot and I sat inside the car and then comes another officer telling us that we have the to leave the entire premises.

And for heaven sake i didn't see nothing wrong in what i was wearing oh

It was during my trip to Nigeria last xmas, well I was at the passport office at the island when this horrible thing happened.

I was inside an office with my guy and one of his friends one a lady military walked into the office and asked me to leave the building because of my mode of dressing. Gosh i couldn’t believe what I was hearing, I thought she was kidding at first until 3 other military came in and said either I leave or I will be arrested. It was so embarrassing     , i was talking back at one of them, like who the fu ck do they think they are and some other shit like that, anyway to cut the whole story short, as my guy was walking me out all eyes were on me, so i tried my best to walk well so i don't fall off my 3 and half heels, and at the same time my guy was consoling me because he can tell how hurt i was, damn i felt emulated that day. as we were walking people were pointing at us and some were following us outside, we got to the packing lot and I sat inside the car and then comes another officer telling us that we have the to leave the entire premises.

And for heaven sake i didn't see nothing wrong in what i was wearing oh

who be this seun sef? i know am?
Ex-thingy communication can be fun

tkb417:

i don't think so, were u at Egba also?
as in did u live der?

4Him:

who be this seun sef? i know am?
Ex-thingy communication can be fun

tkb417:

lmao!!. . . .don't let me break my lappy
yeah right, our new Guvnor said they should be arresting people. Hey don't quote me o, thats what i heard o, not sure if its true

Funmi Iyanda, the lady on TV was arrested while going home around 2am.

I was also stopped around Lere because i had some girls in the car. The offiecr asked why they were dressed like that and i answered 'sharpish' "we just dey come from club"
This happened around 3.30am o, the guy had to be tipped N500 to let us go.

na Nigeria be that ooo

i tell u, Nigeria is the best land!! can't trade Nigeria for norrin

You think that was funny , Nigeria is bleeped up i swear, who dictate what people should wear, we are not even free in my country

pahtahkee:

Na wa o!


BTW, what were you wearing?

From ty4real

It was during service o jare,no network,no light, no thing and  I was coming from Lagos to Enugu and the bus broke down and I got to my village and na dt period them do their Akatapa festival(masquerade)those outfits must definitely come from the devil himself and the akatapa no gree allow me go,na soso prayer i just dey pray!Nobody to call to and the okada just dey appease the thing na so I sit don on top bike dey pray sayGod just save me from this xperience!I served in one jungle like that in Igbo Eze in Enugu!It was Horrible sha!    

tRoOE:

You think that was funny , Nigeria is bleeped up i swear, who dictate what people should wear, we are not even free in my country

pahtahkee:

You no sabi her jare. Na one of the most pretty babes for Egba we dey talk so.

4Him:

na wa o . . . how i no take no am? What schools did she attend?

4Him:

nigeria is not bleeped up . . . dress properly.
Your freedom ends where that of another man starts. You don't have the freedom to go naked.

you have the freedom to litter the streets of Lagos but you don't have that right here in the US. Does that mean the US is bleeped up?

tRoOE:

That is different because litter the streets affect people and might put some people health in danger but you don’t see other country dictating to people what to wear

pahtahkee:

@ tkb,
Is sharpish the latest Nigeria slang now?

@ trooE
No mind those useless mofos. Na wetin them go chop them dey find.

4Him:

Try Iran.

D-reloaded:

paraki, as long as it's Prada, I'm ok

tRoOE:

Naija people are their bribery