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The Flying Dick by Doggieman(m): 4:30pm On Mar 05, 2008
A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window.

The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared."

Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug."

His daughter said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge dick!"
Re: The Flying Dick by folly69(m): 5:24pm On Mar 05, 2008
lol grin
Re: The Flying Dick by ThugLife1(m): 8:14pm On Mar 05, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Flying Dick by ifyalways(f): 8:19pm On Mar 05, 2008
cheesy grin tongue
Re: The Flying Dick by segunpc(m): 11:35am On Mar 06, 2008
spoilt girl
Re: The Flying Dick by benjay1(m): 12:19pm On Mar 06, 2008
so when do i laugh ?
Re: The Flying Dick by folly69(m): 1:05pm On Mar 06, 2008
in about ten seconds from now 10,9,8,
Re: The Flying Dick by ayusman16(m): 3:45pm On Mar 06, 2008
7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0. Oya begin to Laff,LaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaffLaff and continue laffing until,
Re: The Flying Dick by folly69(m): 3:52pm On Mar 06, 2008
until im cardiac arrest am grin
Re: The Flying Dick by ituen(m): 9:47am On Mar 07, 2008
oh yea grin grin
Re: The Flying Dick by clemcykul(f): 11:17am On Mar 07, 2008
cardiac arrest am the laff come turn to cough grin
Re: The Flying Dick by folly69(m): 4:05pm On Mar 07, 2008
e come dey spit cough join

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