playah P: A girl got bitten by a cat in her dream and she died instantly!!....... I seriously wondered... Who did the girl tell?.... Pastors though!

phreakabit:

This is obviously a lie. . . . . The smart ones will see right through it. Next time try to make your lies seem a little bit realer, and not so comical. Honestly, no sane, right thinking [size=18pt] ADULT[/size], emphasis on adult, could cite such example. . . . Not because of the moral implications, but because it is utterly stup*d and highly unbelievable.

dayokanu: I have heard Pastors who told us a man came to revival 5ft 9 tall and he left 6ft 2

I have heard a pastor wanting to drink tea closed his eyes to pray and his tea became half full after opening his eyes when he wondered God told me "Didnt you invite me to come and join you"

Also Pastor who drove on empty tank for 300miles

Also a pastor who healed someone blind from birth as evidence they asked him what colour was this and he said BLUE. Question How can someone blind know Blue colour?

Moral: Don't be a learner

jhydebaba: U know whether na the pastor himself organised the robbery incident ok' na motivation sha.

What amuse me the most is the type of sweet songs played during offering collections all na motivation.


My pastor told us about a woman who was poor. She had little money on her on one anniversary day that'll not be enough for offering (I marvel at how many times some churches collect offering sef). The pastor said she danced and danced and dropped all the money she had. She left the church fast so that nobody would notice thay she does not have money to drop. As she was going, she hit her leg on a nylon bag that was full of money (pastor sef no fit advice say make she carry the money go police station cuz of 10% ), she carried it n the rest is history. "That was her blessing for dropping all that she had" the pastor would echo.

lecturerdabo: Yes I ve heard that story and also believe it is possible cos God works in mysterious ways that is why His ways are not our ways.

schorlbone: @OP e be like say u be learner

markingday: Even as an atheist, I would have moved to the left. Why would I be honest in such a situation?


42nd.

Imanuelle: An olodo but prayerful student went in for an exam,
He couldn't answer any question and didn't want to copy.
During the marking, the lecturer kept putting ? (Question marks)
The recorder counted each as 7 instead of nil.
At d end, d guy got an A. 77

Logicboy03: Wasnt it Adeboye who calimed that he drove for miles on an empty tank?

#Fake pastor stories

playah P: A girl got bitten by a cat in her dream and she died instantly!!....... I seriously wondered... Who did the girl tell?.... Pastors though!

dayokanu: I have heard Pastors who told us a man came to revival 5ft 9 tall and he left 6ft 2

I have heard a pastor wanting to drink tea closed his eyes to pray and his tea became half full after opening his eyes when he wondered God told me "Didnt you invite me to come and join you"

Also Pastor who drove on empty tank for 300miles

Also a pastor who healed someone blind from birth as evidence they asked him what colour was this and he said BLUE. Question How can someone blind know Blue colour?

playah P: A girl got bitten by a cat in her dream and she died instantly!!....... I seriously wondered... Who did the girl tell?...

cheleku:

coincidentally, the crux of his devotional teaching today was on blasphemy. Seems he knew you'd be foolishly attacking.Put a bridle on your tongue.

Logicboy03: Wasnt it Adeboye who calimed that he drove for miles on an empty tank?

#Fake pastor stories

christophem1:

well, u believe that a ordinary circus magician can bring out rabbit out a hat but u don't believe God can also empower U to do miracles...! I have Bigger Testimonies than that one sef... so better ask for forgiveness cos All Men will account for every evil words spoken

lecturerdabo: Yes I ve heard that story and also believe it is possible cos God works in mysterious ways that is why His ways are not our ways.

lecturerdabo: Yes I ve heard that story and also believe it is possible cos God works in mysterious ways that is why His ways are not our ways.

SIR KOL!:
Wether dis story is true or a lie if we are christians we know wat is right n lets try nd do it..a ten %percent i dont belv is asking 4 too much 4rm d one who provided d whole 100%..afterall no 1 is forcing u 2 pay its a decission u make on ur own......Nd 4 u who pasted dis topic i pray u dont enta a bus were u will witness live wat d pastor is saying.....

Mr knowitall.:

How do you know is a lie? maybe you was part of the armed robber crew....

Ada Nri1: [size=16pt]why is it that topics about christianity that make front page are mostly to ridicule, but islamic posts are the ones that promote islam. Who are those that bring this topics to the fp? [/size]