phreakabit:

This is obviously a lie. . . . . The smart ones will see right through it. Next time try to make your lies seem a little bit realer, and not so comical. Honestly, no sane, right thinking [size=18pt] ADULT[/size], emphasis on adult, could cite such example. . . . Not because of the moral implications, but because it is utterly stup*d and highly unbelievable.

Logicboy03:

That is a lie.

Many pro-christian threads reach the front page. Adeboye's sermon, TB Joshua etc.


Unfortuantely, the most irrelevant islamic threads make front page.

Logicboy03:


When did pastors become holy figures that one can commit blasphemy against them?

Do you worship God or your MOG?


Brainwashed sheep.

Adebayo is man like me not a god

lecturerdabo: Yes I ve heard that story and also believe it is possible cos God works in mysterious ways that is why His ways are not our ways.

Imanuelle: An olodo but prayerful student went in for an exam,
He couldn't answer any question and didn't want to copy.
During the marking, the lecturer kept putting ? (Question marks)
The recorder counted each as 7 instead of nil.
At d end, d guy got an A. 77

Tolexander: (1)Offering.
(2)LIFE PARTNER.
In my mind, i knew the pastor knows that if the ladies marry from another denomination, that is good bye to the lady. But a guy marrying from another denomination brings the bride to the church and through that the church will be growing and not reducing. Pastor and overcrowding sha!




(3) HEALING
Our pastor talked about a lady that was sick and the lady had faith in the pastor telling the pastor to come and pray for her. Our pastor got their and asked if she had taken any drug, the lady answered no. Our pastor prayed for her and told her to eat and she ate rice and vegetable. Pastor said within 4hours, she was already fine and alive without taking any drug at all except his prayer.
In my mind i said ha pastor! Is vegetable not a drug? Why didn't she got healed immediately you prayed for her if it was your prayer that actually healed her.

radiation: Those who mock miracles end up needing one...

schorlbone: how does this relate to the topic And how does it reduce the prize of GARRI

lecturerdabo: I'm proud I pay my tithe![/b] never begged bread from those who do not pay so why are they crying on my behalf?

J-Mystique:
I've noticed nairaland 'atheists' who make it point of duty to troll christian threads jst to remind us about their enlightenment with overused lines like,'am an atheist','God is a fake idea',religion is the opium of the'...i no even sabi sef.I mean being d enlightened ones who have seen the light,why don't u jst allow us wallow in our foolishness.We choose to be mumus 4 our religions y e dey pain u?U hate pastors,hate churches,hate God,and never miss an oportunity to remind us.E don do,ur an atheist clap 4 urself,u try,we don hear,tnx.

J-Mystique:
I've noticed nairaland 'atheists' who make it point of duty to troll christian threads jst to remind us about their enlightenment with overused lines like,'am an atheist','God is a fake idea',religion is the opium of the'...i no even sabi sef.I mean being d enlightened ones who have seen the light,why don't u jst allow us wallow in our foolishness.We choose to be mumus 4 our religions y e dey pain u?U hate pastors,hate churches,hate God,and never miss an oportunity to remind us.E don do,ur an atheist clap 4 urself,u try,we don hear,tnx.@ topic please if u don't want to pay tithes jst shut up and kip ur money and stay home,haba.Nobody is pointing gun @ anybody to pay stop taking panadol 4 our headache.Tithes is an xtian obligation,the fact that nigerian fake pastors everywhere have turned it to smtn else won't stop dt fact.

schorlbone: how does this relate to the topic And how does it reduce the prize of GARRI

InvertedHammer:
OH MERCIFUL GOD, see what people are doing with your name.

Father, forgive them for they know not what they are doing.

See FORMAT!

wedeonline: Keep saying it in ur mind nd God ll keep blessing ppl nd u ll jes b a spectator in d chuch... A spectator to ppls blessings nd u ll blame ppl from ur village as d cause of ur problemss..... Smh

frosbel:

Do not panic, nothing to worry about , it's all in prophecy.

"while evil men and impostors will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived." - 2 Timothy 3:13

GOD is not moved by these mere flesh and blood who are here today and gone tomorrow.

Rather , our focus should be on getting our house in order so that the power of the Spirit can be present once more and multitudes be saved.

Enjoy this song to relax. GOD is in charge


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ15YJNsGIM

Techwriter: So you don't know that some criminals go to church. Some evil people look for a channel to appease God for their evil. Some of them believe God should understand their actions were not intentional
Even in the Bible demons proclaimed that they knew Jesus and Paul.


Your name says it all. You are what u answer

J-Mystique:
I've noticed nairaland 'atheists' who make it point of duty to troll christian threads jst to remind us about their enlightenment with overused lines like,'am an atheist','God is a fake idea',religion is the opium of the'...i no even sabi sef.I mean being d enlightened ones who have seen the light,why don't u jst allow us wallow in our foolishness.We choose to be mumus 4 our religions y e dey pain u?U hate pastors,hate churches,hate God,and never miss an oportunity to remind us.E don do,ur an atheist clap 4 urself,u try,we don hear,tnx.@ topic please if u don't want to pay tithes jst shut up and kip ur money and stay home,haba.Nobody is pointing gun @ anybody to pay stop taking panadol 4 our headache.Tithes is an xtian obligation,the fact that nigerian fake pastors everywhere have turned it to smtn else won't stop dt fact.

clemmonce: being ignorant does not give you the right to act stupid and be disrespectful. can you talk to your dad like this? i bet you do.

Mr knowitall.:
[b]I was visiting a redeem church here in Texas on a thanksgiving day.....it was time to pay tithe. in an effort to get people to pay their tithe, the pastor decided to tell a story of testimony about a group of armed robbery victims....He said a large group was traveling from Lagos to a certain location. While in transit, they encountered a road block and stopped. Then a large group of armed robbers jumped out from the bushes and ran towards the bus shouting and shooting in the air. They then entered the bus and told everybody to get out of the bus and line up beside the bus. According to him, the armed robbers then asked the bus passengers"if you pay your tithe move to the left, if you dont pay tithe stay where you are." He said most people moved to the left but a handful stayed. Then the armed robbers looked at the people that did not moved to the left and told them"you that dont pay your tithe you are robbing God so we are going to rob you, but you that pay your tithe you are free to go." The armed robbers then robbed the none tithe paying group and ran back into the woods without taking anything from the tithe payers....

When i heard the story i was a little perplexed....how can armed robbers who took months in planing and gathering weapons and man power....ambush a bus only to ask them if they pay tithe?
What if everybody would have moved to the left what would have happened? they would just thank them and tell them sorry for the delay and leave?

anyways...has anyone heard the story or similar one before?[/b]

uche13: Hmm. For the atheists, that's another matter. But for the christians, which of the stories here make "logical" sense.

1. A man has leprosy and is told to go deep himself in the River of Jordan. At the 7th deep, he becomes whole. Hmm!

2. A widow who has only a meal left for her and her son to eat gives it upon persuasion to a prop :ohet. He asks her to get containers and pour oil and the oil increases till the last container is filled. Hmm!

3. A man uses his rod to divide the red sea and it parts. Wash!

4. Two fish and five loaves of bread used to feed 5000 people and remains 12 baskets. Na wa

5. Water is turned into wine. Sorry, dirty water!

6. A man in the grave for three days called lazarus rises upon his name being called.

7. A virgin gives birth to a child.

I can go on and on but picture urself living in the bible days and hearing such stories. Would u believe? None of the stories in the bible makes "sense" but the foolishness of God is better than the wiseness of men.

Though christians have abused christianity, miracles still exist.

And remember, if it can be explained logically by science, then its probably not a testimony or miracle.