How did you think babies were made before you got to know how they were really made? I can't really remember at what point I knew that something had 2 be inserted somewhere but I tot the guy had to pee inside the lady! grin. I had a friend that thought if u prayed u got pregnant! . So people what did u guys think before life took away all the innocence?

My mum used to say that she'd eaten a 'loaf of bread'. As we grew older,i and my siblings imagined that babies were buried under the bed in Daddy's and Mummy's room...so whenever we heard the noises coming 4rm there we'd look at one another and say 'they are looking for another baby....'

Never thought about it, Never asked.

I just thought they had a bad case of tummy-ache which resulted into a swollen tummy and voila!

Not sure, certainly don't remember ever asking...but then I got to know what s.ex was at an early age(not what you think oo ), but i always thought my dad gave birth to me cos i was his complexion and mom had my lighter siblings.

I thought Fathers give birth to boys while mothers give birth to girls. . Then I was thinking for someone to deliver of a baby, you will have to tear her tummy and bring the baby out

I thought every one had tiny babies in their stomach, the more u grow the baby becomes bigger. Big that ur normal stomach can no longer contain hence the protruding stomach.

In the kitchen.

Mrs.Chima:
In the kitchen.

Like in the cooking pot?

I asked my mum (I think I was like 4 years old then) and she told me they were bought from the market. . And when I asked for the price I was bought, she just laughed and ignored me. Then I knew she was lying

I then went to ask my dad and he told me that when they needed a baby, he and my mum performed a baby making ritual and once God accepted the sacrifice, mummy became pregnant.

Although, I didn't understand how the ritual was done, I knew he was telling the truth.

I was told that shaho(eagle) will bring my sis or bro after every 2 years. i swear update i love eagles.

xynerise:
Like in the cooking pot?

Yes yeye

These replies are probably from ppl of my generation (80's babies and before) ask children of now nd they ll give u a tutorial on baby making l0l

from an airplane, my mom used to tell us every colour of each's airplane and there's 5 of us

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seagulls used to come and drop free babies at your door

I ve always knwn it was by sex.we use to play mummy and daddy when we were very young.

sexkillz: Mumu.

I had to pay for your adult education classes to rid you of this mentality.

Tozo

I already knw ao babies are made wen i was 1yr old

I thought as a human being, the number of kids you will give birth to are already inside your tommy 'small like an ant' and as you grow, the babies inside grows along till it gets to a stage they start coming out one by one.

Mum told me dat babies came from heaven so i tot dat d babies will fall from heaven. I l8r saw a pregnant woman and concluded dat God kept babies inside women .

Funny replies here...

I think i was about 7 when i figured it had something to do with dad and mum sleeping on the same bed... Prolly from stories of this girl or that girl ''sleeping with'' a boy and getting pregnant. I remember sleeping on same bed with a female cousin one time, i was really scared she'd get pregnant by morning.

Hehehehe I had always known where babies came from since I ws a kid!,..iv always been a smart a*s!

Ehn! I refuse to be deceived o!

i thought it was by Eating, that if mummy eat eba, yam, fufu or pounded yam she will deliver a baby boy but if she eat rice, salad or drink tea she will deliver a baby girl.

I think ma tots were more advanced than urs!
Never bothered abt d potruding bellies, we were told in sunday school dt God give babys!
My main concern then was where the baby alwys come out from?