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Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 9:33am On Mar 10, 2011
"If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 9:34am On Mar 10, 2011
"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 9:35am On Mar 10, 2011
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by misright(f): 7:57am On Mar 11, 2011
When God measures man, He put the tape around his heart not his head.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 8:15am On Mar 11, 2011
“A learned man who doesn’t restrain his passions is like a blind man holding a torch, he guides others but not himself.”
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 9:49pm On Mar 13, 2011
"Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions."

Edgar Cayce
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:32pm On Mar 14, 2011
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jamace:

"Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions."

Edgar Cayce

Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:34pm On Mar 14, 2011
[size=13pt]Better die with honor than live in shame.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:39pm On Mar 14, 2011
[size=13pt]A brave man dies but once, a coward many times.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 4:55pm On Mar 14, 2011
"We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 1:42am On Mar 15, 2011
"Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."

Joseph Addison
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 9:04am On Mar 15, 2011
A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:23pm On Mar 15, 2011
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jamace:

"Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for."

Joseph Addison

Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 10:51pm On Mar 18, 2011
"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy."

Anne Frank
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by jamace(m): 5:41am On Mar 20, 2011
"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most."

Buddha
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:21am On Mar 20, 2011
[size=13pt]Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:23am On Mar 20, 2011
[size=13pt]Man is certainly stark mad: he cannot make a worm, yet he will make gods by the dozen. cheesy cheesy[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:25am On Mar 20, 2011
[size=13pt]All great truths begin as blasphemies. grin grin wink[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 7:52am On Mar 21, 2011
"I am grateful for all of my problems. After each one was overcome, I became stronger and more able to meet those that were still to come. I grew in all my difficulties."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:53pm On Mar 21, 2011
[size=13pt]Ruler of Day and night , Lord of dark
Harken to my call
Turn away the dark of night
Greeting one and all .

Ave!!! wink wink
[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:01pm On Mar 21, 2011
[size=13pt]Awaken the flames of courage, passion
and the strength within
Bless my heart with warmth and love
to share with all my kin
[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:03pm On Mar 21, 2011
[size=13pt]Religion is for people who are scared to go to hell. Spirituality is for people who have already been there.[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 7:28am On Mar 22, 2011
"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:03am On Mar 22, 2011
[size=13pt]There's a goblin at my window,
A monster by my door.
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling more and more.
There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
A witch whose face is green.
They used to be my family,
Till they dressed for Halloween.
[/size]
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by iice(f): 4:55pm On Mar 22, 2011
Just cause you're blood doesn't mean you're family ~ Dean Winchester
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by earthrealm(m): 8:27am On Mar 23, 2011
Before we proceed further let us get one thing clear. Are we talking about the brown Indians in India, who have multiplied alarmingly under the benevolent British rule? Or are we speaking of the red Indians in America who, I understand, are almost extinct?

Winston Churchill
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 4:57pm On Mar 23, 2011
"You will never be the person you can be if pressure, tension and discipline are taken out of your life."
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 8:47pm On Mar 24, 2011
grin grin

iice:

Just cause you're blood doesn't mean you're family ~ Dean Winchester
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by chakula: 7:47am On Mar 25, 2011
You must make every thought, every fact, that comes into your mind pay you a profit. Make those mental images work and produce for you.
Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:46am On Mar 25, 2011
[size=13pt]I've got tiger blood, man.[/size]

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