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Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 4:21pm On Apr 04, 2013
wonlasewonimi:
I said through Europe you are asking if you can watch 3pm. You will be switching your channels at 3pm like a crazy person. cheesy

too good to be true......
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 4:29pm On Apr 04, 2013
wonlasewonimi:

Coogar who is talking about skybox. There are other boxes that are re-routed through europe. Believe me, they never stop working. You just have to pay these guys £100 every year and you get everything on sky in HD.

This is true, bought our own box from some Turkish guy in the Netherlands in 2009 and pay 100 euros annually and it is still working. Get a motorised dish and you can watch 'gbogbo' Europe like he said.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by coogar: 4:31pm On Apr 04, 2013
naijababe:

This is true, bought our own box from some Turkish guy in the Netherlands in 2009 and pay 100 euros annually and it is still working. Get a motorised dish and you can watch 'gbogbo' Europe like he said.

knowledge is power....thanks for the heads up!
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Olaone1: 4:38pm On Apr 04, 2013
wonlasewonimi:


Stop deceiving yourself, you'll still pay TV licence if you own a smart phone or computer.

http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one

The only way you can escape is to turn your doorbell to decoration like I do.

Also, if you instal a software called readon TV with all the plugins, you will watch everything online including mojo.

But why do that, pay some guys £100 to give you full package sky for 1 year. When my in-laws came last year they watch nollywood tv tire.
wonlasewonimi:


Stop deceiving yourself, you'll still pay TV licence if you own a smart phone or computer.

http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one

The only way you can escape is to turn your doorbell to decoration like I do.

Also, if you instal a software called readon TV with all the plugins, you will watch everything online including mojo.

But why do that, pay some guys £100 to give you full package sky for 1 year. When my in-laws came last year they watch nollywood tv tire.
Word.


wonlasewonimi:
The solution is not to buy your TV with credit card or bank card. Pay cash!

If they ask for your name and address give them Papa Ajasco and your nice address. wink
grin
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by dayokanu(m): 5:01pm On Apr 04, 2013
shymexx:

My windows are double-glazed and I'm never at home, to be honest... I've been paying electricity bill since I was 17/18 and I've never paid anything close to this(even when I was in uni outside London and stayed indoors most of the time)... It's just the normal thing with these rip-offs to overcharge people for the services they didn't render...

I should've changed my meter to the pre-paid one when I moved in... Who likes paying bills, anyway Even the richest people in the UK don't like paying taxes, hence why most of them hide their money in tax-free countries... Most of the clowns running their mouths on the internet probably cry every time the postman drops their letters every Monday morning, to be honest... I'm a real guy and I don't care about fronting to people in Nigeria... grin

Have you been streaming pornn lately?
has your neighbour been tapping your light

Did you just buy any gadget? e.g a Electricity powered doll that generates body heat similate to that of a volumptous female?

How many of such live dolls do you have?

Did you buy a hands free pummp that can blow you even while sleeping?

You have to consider all these new lifestyle of yours

grin:d

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Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by dayokanu(m): 5:03pm On Apr 04, 2013
naijababe:

Would this work on guy? I am willing to give it a try o

Yess invite him to skype with you
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Kairoseki77: 5:09pm On Apr 04, 2013
shymexx:

I just complained about my darn electricity bill a few days ago... I still don't know how 15pounds a week turned to 500pounds for 3months - and I'm not ready to waste no credit to ring them... grin

They might as well take me to court and send bailiffs down to my house... undecided

Most people are moving back to their parent's house now - the bills are just ridiculous, to be honest...

Stop growing weed in your house.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2013
dayokanu:

Yess invite him to skype with you

He has told me that I only have to cry jo ko ara e da s'ohun jare
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by GalaxyNoteII: 5:13pm On Apr 04, 2013
TV License, can you imagine.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Ifeholuwarh(f): 5:17pm On Apr 04, 2013
obadiah777: I DO ? cheesy YALL SCARE THE HECK OUTTA ME. I TELL YA. ESPECIALLY THE TYPICAL NIGERIAN LOOK. THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN HAS A PERMANENT STINK-FACE ON. LIKE THIS HERE

[img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BBA0yADCYAAWZJa.png:large[/img]
wow! Thats lame. Actually Nigerian guys are quite cute, dont judge them by the few u av seen. Personally Nigerian guys are more good looking than most africa countries guys. Oh! And they are SO CARING! Hmm...
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by dayokanu(m): 5:27pm On Apr 04, 2013
naijababe: He has told me that I only have to cry jo ko ara e da s'ohun jare

People cry to them regularly, You have to go above and beyond to get your grievances across
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 5:32pm On Apr 04, 2013
dayokanu:
Have you been streaming pornn lately?
has your neighbour been tapping your light

Did you just buy any gadget? e.g a Electricity powered doll that generates body heat similate to that of a volumptous female?

How many of such live dolls do you have?

Did you buy a hands free pummp that can blow you even while sleeping?

You have to consider all these new lifestyle of yours

grin:d

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I don't watch po.rn...
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Apr 04, 2013
Michaeljones36:

Stop growing weed in your house.

How come everyone thinks I smoke weed?? grin I don't smoke nor grow weed in my house... I'm from SE London and the way I post on nl is the way we're in that part of the world... We're just naturally hyped but trust me, I'm a nice guy... wink

Don't believe the hype..
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 5:45pm On Apr 04, 2013
wonlasewonimi:


Stop deceiving yourself, you'll still pay TV licence if you own a smart phone or computer.

http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one

The only way you can escape is to turn your doorbell to decoration like I do.

Also, if you instal a software called readon TV with all the plugins, you will watch everything online including mojo.

But why do that, pay some guys £100 to give you full package sky for 1 year. When my in-laws came last year they watch nollywood tv tire.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME ? I HAVE NOT OWNED A TV IN 2 YEARS. APART FROM THE ONE TIME THE TV LICENSE WOMAN CAME TO MY HOUSE WHICH I DESCRIBED THE EPISODE ABOVE ( YES IT WAS A TRUE ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED, I DID NOT MAKE IT UP )AFTER WALKING THE WOMAN THROUGH EVERY INCH OF THE HOUSE LOOKING FOR A TV, AFTER SHE FOUND NONE, THEY SCRAPPED MY NAME OFF THE TV LICENSE BILL STUFF. I HAVE NOT HAD A LETTER OR A VIST FROM TV LICENSE PEOPLE SINCE THEN AND ITS BEEN OVER A YEAR AND IN THAT TIME I HAVE WATCHED ALL THE TV I CAN HANDLE FROM TV STATIONS ALL OVER THE WORLD. DUNNO WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THE COMPUTER TV LICENSE THING, THEY ARE RELYING ON YOUR EXTREME HONESTY AND COMPLETE MUGUNESS TO SAY YOU WATCH TV THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER. IF YOU SAY YOU DONT, THERE IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO OR TRACE.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 5:46pm On Apr 04, 2013
coogar:

obadiah is a fantasist......
he should have slapped the woman and spend half a decade in prison for attacking a tv license agent.



that sky-box chip is a farce.
sky changes the codes every month now so you have to keep calling your engineer to supply new codes every month.
I AM A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER grin
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 5:47pm On Apr 04, 2013
cap28:

grin grin grin grin

dude, they can tell whether you have a tv by checking with comet, currys or any other UK tv retailers to see tv purchases, remember UK businesses share consumer information with govt agencies.

(unless of course you bought your tv off the back of a lorry) grin

I KNOW THEY CAN TELL IF YOU OWN A TV BRUV. HOWEVER I DONT OWN ONE cheesy TV IS SO LAST CENTURY. ITS A RELIC OF THE PAST.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:17pm On Apr 04, 2013
obadiah777: I KNOW THEY CAN TELL IF YOU OWN A TV BRUV. HOWEVER I DONT OWN ONE cheesy TV IS SO LAST CENTURY. ITS A RELIC OF THE PAST.

Only for dinosaurs like me abi. Anyway, i don gbadun 3 movies on HBO courtesy of you but I had to download so many plug-ins for the site to work.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Apr 04, 2013
naijababe:

Only for dinosaurs like me abi. Anyway, i don gbadun 3 movies on HBO courtesy of you but I had to download so many plug-ins for the site to work.
HEHE SEE NOW YOU ARE ENJOYING FREE CABLE. 3 MOVIES ? IMAGINE ALL THE MONEY YOU SAVED ?. YEAH YOU DO HAVE TO DOWNLOAD ONE OR TWO PLUGINS BUT IT IS NOT A MUST. I DONT LIKE TO PUT EXTRA STUFF ON MY COMPUTER SO I DIDNT DOWNLOAD PLUGINS.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Abduljohn(m): 7:34pm On Apr 04, 2013
Welcom PHCN (privatisation). Bills on d way, comment to flush the trend d higher ur concumption the higher ur bills bt @ oops guess u knw all dis b4 now? Y complainin? Resposibility start somwia runnin back to ur parent house wont solve n thk of leavin under supervisin.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 7:35pm On Apr 04, 2013
For us to effectively pay our bills, our employers have to pay us more.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 7:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
CFCfan: For us to effectively pay our bills, our employers have to pay us more.
would that ever happen ? employers paying us more ?
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 7:37pm On Apr 04, 2013
adaobi123:
would that ever happen ? employers paying us more ?

I have faith that we will all receive a pay raise in the future, to enable us to pay our tv licenses.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 7:40pm On Apr 04, 2013
CFCfan:

I have faith that we will all receive a pay raise in the future, to enable us to pay our tv licenses.


grin grin grin grin grin
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 7:41pm On Apr 04, 2013
CFCfan:

I have faith that we will all receive a pay raise in the future, to enable us to pay our tv licenses.
Well first, lets get out of this economic mess and then we can start dreaming of a pay rise tongue
very funny grin grin grin
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 7:41pm On Apr 04, 2013
naijababe:


grin grin grin grin grin

Na true talk o (for those resident in the U.K.). As for me, I need some cash.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Sprumbaba: 8:23pm On Apr 04, 2013
payless:

I live in North Carolina. It is not easy anywhere in the U.S either. I paid $238 for gas and $79 dollars for elecricity for the month of March alone. Some times, I pay more than that. Water is $17 per month. If you want to live well, you have to pay well. That is the difference when compared to Nigeria. It is just not easy paying all these bills whether you are in Britain or U.S. What about day care for two kids? Add $230X2 per week for two kids.
Funny.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 8:54pm On Apr 04, 2013
shy-mmex:


Buzuguee is ghetto fabulous, he bought his TV on hood sales... grin
grin grin grin WHAT TV BRUV ? LOL
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by kaboninc(m): 8:55pm On Apr 04, 2013
ogeelove:

Yes there are issues in the uk, every now and then people find ways to cut corners but truth always prevails. There is no denying that law breakers, big or small are brought to justice. Ever since man was created there has been evil. But the truth always comes to light in a society that values everyone. Shalom.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by debosky(m): 9:17pm On Apr 04, 2013
abeg naijababe send me buzugee's link make I watch some free tv. grin

@ topic

Try to plan if you can. . . .I'm sure you didn't just realise that all those bills would be coming in April. At least you are able to plan more or less on what is expected. No one likes paying bills, but they are a part of life.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 9:18pm On Apr 04, 2013
debosky: abeg naijababe send me buzugee's link make I watch some free tv. grin

@ topic

Try to plan if you can. . . .I'm sure you didn't just realise that all those bills would be coming in April. At least you are able to plan more or less on what is expected. No one likes paying bills, but they are a part of life.

So you sef like awoof like this eh? grin grin grin

will send it right away
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by funnyx(m): 9:54pm On Apr 04, 2013
naijababe:

This is true, bought our own box from some Turkish guy in the Netherlands in 2009 and pay 100 euros annually and it is still working. Get a motorised dish and you can watch 'gbogbo' Europe like he said.

I've been using mine for 3 years now, pays £100 annually with a motorised dish, technomate box and internet connection, I watch all sky channels like no tomorrow especially my favourite channels like investigation discovery, CI and Nat Geo.
Re: This God Forsaken Country Called BRITAIN. by Nobody: 10:08pm On Apr 04, 2013
funnyx:

I've been using mine for 3 years now, pays £100 annually with a motorised dish, technomate box and internet connection, I watch all sky channels like no tomorrow especially my favourite channels like investigation discovery, CI and Nat Geo.

I am hoping sky won't catch on soon o. Got all channels except box office too

@ Debo,

Check your mail, i don send the link

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