Any idea why this thread is in the jokes section?

lol, am outta of here.

There is no benefit in self destruction. Everyone knows that there is nothing as sweet as peace and stability for any nation to progress. At last if these guys choose to embrace peace it is a welcome development. It is what everyone wants. Going by the way of the Bible, we should learn and press it on ourselves to be our brothers‘ keeper. Everyone should have been fed up by unnecessary tension and hatred. Instead of grudge and contempt we should be United and remain focused on a common front to work together and make the project Nigeria a reality and success. God bless Nigeria.

Jonah i heard u grant amnesty to ghost killer...does that make any senz to u?

Mehn this man da_ft gan, upon all they did to nigeria is this how u are going to repay them...#no lele

another militant group coming soon...nd it will be frm the south west

who wan bet ?

are u sure they know what Amnesty means? i hope they are not going to use tax payers money to pay those blood suckers for the evils they have done. Nigeria shld be ready to grant unemployed graduates amnesty as well. But its really unfair to the people that have lost their loved ones and families.

Pastor Ola: GEJ. Is looking for Favour from the north.

2015 is knocking

Amnesty for BH worth trying out and I feel BH will stop once GEJ drops 2015 idea.

toykab: it is gud 2 gave dem amnesty,bt who told u,it muslim boko haram?

huh?

only if this were to be true

searay:
yes, it is good for governingment to grind amnestic to peoples that are kirring others peopleses. The typing of amnesting is what the plobrem is. I prayer that the governingment shoot not islamistise Nigeria. We are washing GEJ.

bery bery punny!

Robbers,kidnappers,proffesional looters 419ers etc
pls come its time to collect armnesty. welcome to
Nigeria,where criminals are honoured.

Hmm! na wa oo! granting these blood thirsty murderers amnesty is like starting afresh all over again. these boys will go back and continue committing their violent acts. somebody should tell GEJ that you cant grant amnesty to a faceless group that are hell bent on bringing your govt down at all cost. Granting them amnesty is not the solution.

not suprising.its in dis nigeria where evil will be paid with good and good will be paid with evil.HE is a weakling,alwayz givin in to everytin,naaaaaaaaaaa----waaaa--ooooo!E ND OF D WORLD TINS.SIGNS OF END TIMES

Rexyl: There is no benefit in self destruction. Everyone knows that there is nothing as sweet as peace and stability for any nation to progress. At last if these guys choose to embrace peace it is a welcome development. It is what everyone wants. Going by the way of the Bible, we should learn and press it on ourselves to be our brothers‘ keeper. Everyone should have been fed up by unnecessary tension and hatred. Instead of grudge and contempt we should be United and remain focused on a common front to work together and make the project Nigeria a reality and success. God bless Nigeria.

May be if I slaughter your relatives like rams meant for illeya festival you'll really embrace me like a brother?

Wake my good man I believe you are still sleeping!

What a way forward!

very soon the yoruba people will ask for it too

This is a good move and a welcome development. At least, incessant and random killings of innocent people will stop. People will be able to move freely, our soldiers need to go and rests as we dont need them primarily to police us but defend us against external aggression, the yearly 1 trillion naira that is being used to fight boko haram will be used to develop our infrastructures, farmers in the north will be able to go back to farms. I just pray that they come out to embrace this amnesty and fg too should be sincere about it.

Wit this GEJ.nigeria risk removal from d un security council.GEJ make no mistake of not leaving a legacy behind o.dat u wil b rememberd 4

[size=20pt]If GEJ declares amnety to B.H then he should also declare same to Every single Nigerian BORN OR UNBORN[/size]

Wow! Amazing! The giant of Africa submitting herself to the act of terrorism and terrorist. You know, sometimes i wonder what it is this giant has not submitted herself to. From my own observations and studies, i see that Nigeria has no government-gorverment in the context of what it's suppose to be. The number one principal element of a goverment is strenght, a goverment ought to be stronger than any induvidual or group of induviduals living under her and should not under any circumstance negotiate this with any one or group. Nigeria bid to negotiate with boko haram-a terrorist group, is an aberation and a testimony to the fact that Nigeria has no healthy goverment. If this act of compromise succeeds, it will only lead to the begining of terror and horror because a false peace will never lead to peace.

deruko: well we havent heard anything as to this regards, but i say this, if this is true, then the presidency just legalised violence as the best way of making money.....lets be realistic here, what is boko haram fighting for? what do they stand for? who are thier leaders? its a shame we celebrate and condole evil.....i will be highly disappionted in the presidency and all his technical advisers if they make this move, what then happens to the next group that comes out? the government have failed in addressing our basic needs as citizen....its a pity..smh, NIGERIA IS GRADUALLY LOOSING NATIONHOOD..

Nigeria is on the brink of collapse. Soon unemployed youths will revolt and cause chaos and they will be given amnesty too with some huge budget for their monthly upkeep. Nigeria,the labours of our forefathers will soon be in vain.

If boko haram accepts amnesty, that means that some big men have being sponsoring them, because real jihadists be it in kabul, waziristan, ilsamabad don't negotiate with infidels.

ARE YOU ONE OF THEM

If Jonathan tries this,this is definitely the end for Nigeria. I think at this stage,we should be thinking of breaking up as a nation cos this thing will continue in a circle. Their sponsors are already lacking resources to fund them and as such,are asking for amnesty so there would be enough money to fund another onslaught with the new group called jamb. Boko haram will deny any bombing and call for peace while jamb accepts responsibility. The money for amnesty goes into procurement of more bombs and equipments. The same old story will continue in a circle. How do you grant amnesty to a group whose cause defies human logic? A group fighting for a cause that is not tenable. A group that has refused to allow Nigeria to enjoy any form of meaningful development? A group with the sole purpose of killing and destroying anyone that is not Islam? A group that kills because they believe western education is evil? A group with no regard for human lives? A group carrying out the desires of greedy,wicked,selfish and evil northern leaders and politicians who are bitter for not having their way with the presidency being zoned to the north? The north recieves billions of allocation yearly;yet,no meaningful development. If their leaders have refused to develop their zone with the amount of money being given to them,how will amnesty now work for them? Won't it be the same vicious circle? Why re-invent the wheel when you can make a difference with a golden opportunity? Nigeria is not a terrorist nation and terrorism is alien to us. If we don't nip it in the bud now,it will become a massive tool for destruction and disintegration by selfish greedy politicians in the future. If Jonathan grants amnesty to these criminals,we'd be gradually sliding into a state of anarchy cos tomorrow,any group can bring up & make stupid demands and start killing. And when you brand them as terrorists and want a solution,the leaders from such zones will demand amnesty and cite boko haram as a valid case study.

joseph1832:
May be if I slaughter your relatives like rams meant for illeya festival you'll really embrace me like a brother?

Wake my good man I believe you are still sleeping!

I am mindful of what could turn out to rescue these people from self inflicted destruction and regret they have exposed themselves and their children to and possibility of saving their souls from more harms. I am mindful of them for integration to normal and better life of which their leaders have either denied or failed them. You are talking of shedding innocent blood! I wouldn‘t expect you to join those who are being condemned if you can not beat them. I know it pains you the blood of the innocent they have shed but you should know that such magnitude of offence can not go without being punished by God, that is reason the Bible says vengeance is of God. Gradually it is getting to saying congratulations cos at last Nigeria can beat the devil. May God strengthen good people on good mission.

@ chronique. You are right but let us hope that time will tell whether kind gesture of government at this time will enable others to understand them better so as to place them where they rightly belong.

If dialogue is not the answer, what is?

This is political strategy GEJ. Leave that story because we know every. 2015 is getting close. Anyway, GEJ can have 2015 and give us Peace in Nigeria.

vanunu: If boko haram accepts amnesty, that means that some big men have being sponsoring them, because real jihadists be it in kabul, waziristan, ilsamabad don't negotiate with infidels.

I totally agree with you. Something is wrong somewhere.

Gudluck is an asshole.