Lol...

Makes me remember the day jona became a fish

Akuviv: My friend, after asking a brilliant guy for assistance during our physics exam without response from him, stretched forward and gave the guy a heavy knock on his head. He held his head for a long time because the knock was so hard that he banged his head on the table. My dear friend feigned innocence and continued writing.

Not really sure this is funny
Just plain old bullying to me

Oshuxjudd:
A dumb girl in Auchi poly Edna, disturbed me so much during exams that I eventually turned around when a friendly lecturer was around and explained the answer to her at the end I interjected, "use your imagination! " After two minutes she prodded me again.
"What again? ,
I snarled. "Spell it"'
SPELL WHAT Spell use your imagination she replied.

Oshuxjudd: There was a biology student who got "expo" about the paper he was to write the next day. The expo was about agama lizard. Exam come nah. Dem say draw a tree and label it. Our guy come draw tree finish. Make him agama lizard work no waste. Him come circle one branch for d tree come extend am and wrote ...but on this tree lives an agama lizard! And proceeded to pour it all out.