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When I remember my childhood and the beliefs I used to have, I just laugh at my gullible self. Here are ones I can still remember:
* when there is a rain- the angels are having a bath
* when there is a thunder clap- God is shouting at angel Gabriel
* when there is a rainbow- God wanted to flood us again but the rainbow reminded him of his promise.
* Mary cries blood when people continually sin and is constantly pleading for our sake. #God abeg, no kill dem.#
* when there is a little rain - God just washed his hands after a delicious meal.
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These are the ones I can remember. So, was I alone with all these beliefs or do you guys equally have your own wacky beliefs? Please share them

When we sin,we will say 'God forgive us for we are still little kids who dnt know what is right and what is wrong.....

When i steal meat from my mom's pot kai i'm going to hell if i should die o god forgive me.lol

Wen i swallow any seeds of a given fruit,i'll be afraid to dead cus i taut it will grow out of ma head

Da-ny-ell:
When I remember my childhood and the beliefs I used to have, I just laugh at my gullible self. Here are ones I can still remember:
* when there is a rain- the angels are having a bath
* when there is a thunder clap- God is shouting at angel Gabriel
* when there is a rainbow- God wanted to flood us again but the rainbow reminded him of his promise.
* Mary cries blood when people continually sin and is constantly pleading for our sake. #God abeg, no kill dem.#
* when there is a little rain - God just washed his hands after a delicious meal.
...................................
These are the ones I can remember. So, was I alone with all these beliefs or do you guys equally have your own wacky beliefs? Please share them

are you a christain or a muslim?

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If you sinned once, you will go straight to hell

Ozegbe: are you a christain or a muslim?

Abeg no start wetin you no fit finish o...

don't wissel @ night cos snake will come out

When its raining and the sun's shinning at the same time,we go say lion dey born.

When it rains and same time sunny
Tiger is giving birth lol

As a lady, mum told me if a man ever touch me, I will get preggy
I rem I came home for mid-term break, saw an old frnd *a guy* he was so happy to see me and he hugged me, I shouted and screamed at him and he apologised
I got back to school and missed my period for that month
I cried and cried
Like am jst in my SSS2 second term, how do I tell my mum I am pregnant
Lmao
D rest is history
I rem now and I jst laugh

I LOVE U MAMA
Kiss kiss

Ozegbe: are you a christain or a muslim?

Neither.

when there is lightening we say,god is snapping us,all we do on earth,when u do wrong we have one grass we tie into a knot that makes the adult to forget it

when its raining and sun is shining at the same time, it means lion is giving birth

When m eating nd part of it fell on d ground i used 2 believe DEVIL v eaten part of it

Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?


And Samuel oparaji scored and died after the match ?









Whoever started that joke should be hanged.

When the rain is falling and sun is shining at the same time, then Lion is giving birth to new offsprings.

*** In Shem's voice***
You see, ##Clears my throat## I dont want to say any one now and later my Oga At The Top will say another.

Lots of those them here https://www.nairaland.com/1129201/nigerians-superstitious-belief

Heaven is up and hell fire is down and you dig ground till u reach hell fire.

Teslim Balogun scored the only goal against India. India defeated Nigeria 99-1

when two fowls are fighting we will rule a circle on the floor and insert broom stick in the center, so that they will fight without stoping.

If u wanna catch people cheating
Just go by their window and hit d nail on d floor
They will glue together lol

Ozegbe: are you a christain or a muslim?

A babalawo

That of you go to school on Saturdays you will only find elephant,lizards, cockroaches and lot more attending classes.

That if you come in contact with a dead lizard or gecko u will contract epilepsy

That singing and rolling African Star Cherry (agbalumo) on the wall makes it sweeter.

When u have a detached tooth, you have to count stones corresponding with your age and throw those stones and ur tooth on roof top so it can I grow back.

When you are pressed, u can delay the sensation by singing 'Igbe lo ito bo' I.e Feces go urine come

When I looked at the sky and see the sun or moon above and following me,I use to think they are spying on me.

Women don't fart, only men do.

that awkward moment wen ma peanut fell on the floor n i picked it up n say 'satan comot Jesus enter' n i throw into ma mouth..lmao...

If you go to Nairaland, you will see lots of naira on the land. Mtchew**

b0oked

I was never a kid.... I was 15yrs old when mama gave birth to me... I don't know what u n*ggas are talking bout!

Chillypelly: *** In Shem's voice***
You see, ##Clears my throat## I dont want to say any one now and later my Oga At The Top will say another.

BORING!!!