Blood money, bulletproof charm

I do believe any old men and old women in the community are witches and wizard causing bad luck

Scared of Dark room. Thought my dead neighbour comes around in the dark hour

I can only play with my friends in their house but cant eat their food. if I do, they will give me witch

I used to blv dat drinking Garri with Mango will cause me tommy upset.

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When dia z lightning -God z taking our pictures!

When i pick up money from the ground i will turn to a goat. And that God....well existed. LOL

As a kid, if I did something wrong, I pluck out a strand of my eye lash and put on my head... The belief was dat when I do dat whatever I have done wud be forgotten.... So cute... Still laughing at myself...

There are white people ( ndi ocha) & black people( ndi Igbo).

Until I schooled in UNIPORT, I always thought that the entire eastern Nigeria are Igbo with the exception of Calabar people.

Only fair-in-completion girls are beautiful..... Still giving them preference.

Stubborn kids have bone-heads.

Singing: some have food but cannot eat.....is the worst song ever.( someone nicked my biscuit after singing that song.

When you loose a tooth, you don't smile so that the lizard will not see it or else it wont grow back...lol

[color=#990000][/color]I believed that if we catch agama lizard and put #1 in its mouth and berry it after 7 days we will find some new note money there

When our anuty want to beatme. i put onions under our armpit so that it will not pain me.

Leke Leke Give me White White Fingers

harmony2013: When our anuty want to beatme. i put onions under our armpit so that it will not pain me.

LMAO!

I could remember way back that when the car inner light was switched off, I so believe the NEPA has taken the light!

1.Dat when rain is falling & u put out ur hands to guage d water falling from roof top, u will become a leper. 2. Dat when u see a green slippery gecko(alambere) in d bush, u av 2 sing for it else it wil turn 2 snake. 3. India defeated nigeria 99-1 & during d game d ball was turning 2 all sort of scary & deadly animal u can think of anytime a nigerian player touches d ball, which make d football governing body 2 ban india from ever playing football again

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tejpot: That of you go to school on Saturdays you will only find elephant,lizards, cockroaches and lot more attending classes.

That if you come in contact with a dead lizard or gecko u will contract epilepsy

That singing and rolling African Star Cherry (agbalumo) on the wall makes it sweeter.

When u have a detached tooth, you have to count stones corresponding with your age and throw those stones and ur tooth on roof top so it can I grow back.

When you are pressed, u can delay the sensation by singing 'Igbe lo ito bo' I.e Feces go urine come

Wen u go out and stay long, while Coming back u have to tie a palm-wine tree leaf together which means ur parents mind has been tied So that ur parents will not beat you.

shyvicky: when there is lightening we say,god is snapping us,all we do on earth,when u do wrong we have one grass we tie into a knot that makes the adult to forget it

yes o snapping pishure and saving it in heaven...lol

Omo forget oh! Up till now ¶ still believe that if you flog me with broom my kokoro will go inside

When I was little, I used to believe that Nigeria is the giant of Africa. What a ridiculous belief, right? How could anyone believe that?

Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?


And Samuel oparaji scored and died after the match ?









Whoever started that joke should be hanged.

Seconded!

Lwkmd! Used to believe this trash

if u pick money not belonging to u on the way,you'll turn into a tuber of yam or a loaf of bread

I had lot of dem
when cattle eagret is flyin in d air we wil sing leke leke giv me white finger.
Wen u r eatin with hand on d ground we had d bliv dt d fud is goin 2d ground.
Wen dey r prayin in d church n u open ur eye u wil get blind

Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?


And Samuel oparaji scored and died after the match ?









Whoever started that joke should be hanged.

I support d motion

Put fowl sh**t on a bitten part of your body and wait two days for complete loss of teeth of the bitter.lolz

We usd 2tink dat if we did smtin wrng we cud just remov an eyelash from our eye and put it on our head den dad n mum wil 4get 2punish us
That if rain is fallin den God must hav poured out drums of water or d storeroom must b leaking.
That God use 2throw ice block(kankara) @us 4rm heaven wen rain is fallin.
That old people could never speak english
That women gave birth thru d anus

If you bend down by 12noon in the market to pick up something, ghost will give you a knock on your head.

Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?


And Samuel oparaji scored and died after the match ?









Whoever started that joke should be hanged.

I heard n believed this as a kid, also heard India was banned for life from world football after the match, that's why they don't play football till today....