1) Leke leke give me water finger bambo.
2) spit on ur urine after urinating

MANOSUB:
2) spit on ur urine after urinating

that 1 is very common. its a Pagan custom to avert evil.

Ozegbe:
are you a christain or a muslim?

what does religion get to do wit it?

1. One is not supposed to sweep or pound food late in the night lest u invite spirits. 2. After playing the 'suwe' (don't know what its called in English) u wipe off d lines if not spirits will come n play the game at night 3. If u eat mangoes n soak garri, u'll die. 4. Fifa banned indian football team for life cos of their heavy jazz - beating opponents 100 goals to nothing n dat if their opponents tried to score, their goal keepers turns to a lion in the eyez of the player n player then plays a wild shot out of fear (I wonder the player laid to complaint)

Pull a strand of hair frm ur armpit and put in ur fathers shoe so he ll forget he sed he ll bit u wen u do somtin wrong,I could rememba I did dat one day and d first tin my father did after comin from work is to cal me and beat d hell out of me for d wrong I did befor he left for work.

There was this belief that coconut juice makes people dull. I drank the juice several times to confirm if it's true. But I no gree fail.

I believed crossing my fingers will make flying birds fall......lol. I'll always do it, believing it work, cos the birds disappear after a while. I just assume they dropped in one of my neighbour's house.


I used to sing.....Eranplane oda, bami ki iya mi eleko, eko meji o yo mi, o yo mi oo, o yo mi, gbamugbamu, shigishigi

If u chop fish eye you will fail your exams.

1) Crossing over som1 legs will make ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give birth 2 a replica ☀̤̣̈̇f that person.
2) When you spit on the ground n som1 steps on it, ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊'ll av sore throat.
3) Pounding an empty mortal will make ur breast stop growin..(Lol)
4) Rollin cherry on †̥ђe̶̲̥̅ wall will make it sweeter than honey.

Lolzzz can't imagin I actually blvd all this.

Da-ny-ell:
When I remember my childhood and the beliefs I used to have, I just laugh at my gullible self. Here are ones I can still remember:
* when there is a rain- the angels are having a bath
* when there is a thunder clap- God is shouting at angel Gabriel
* when there is a rainbow- God wanted to flood us again but the rainbow reminded him of his promise.
* Mary cries blood when people continually sin and is constantly pleading for our sake. #God abeg, no kill dem.#
* when there is a little rain - God just washed his hands after a delicious meal.
...................................
These are the ones I can remember. So, was I alone with all these beliefs or do you guys equally have your own wacky beliefs? Please share them

U had a razz childhood

Imanuelle: Did India really beat Nigeria 99 - 1 ?


And Samuel oparaji scored and died after the match ?









Whoever started that joke should be hanged.

of course it's true and i was there na.
indians shoot d ball for atunda musa belle the ball com out from him back.
if dem carry ball dey near keeper the ball go change to Lion

if you eat while standing,your legs will become bigger than the rest of ur body
2)if u make funny faces at ur shadow in the evening,u will dream of Masquerades
3)if u look at the mirror at night,u will see a witch...lol..

imsu.boi:


BORING!!!

still funny, actually
This oga-at-the-top joke is indeed a Nigerian classic.

Who says nothing good can come out of hiring incompetent and unqualified people

Ozegbe:
are you a christain or a muslim?

wat kinda retarded and stupid quesn is diz?.......oh, nw yuh wanna judge him by his faith right?......get a lyf bro.....

penzino: As a kid, if I did something wrong, I pluck out a strand of my eye lash and put on my head... The belief was dat when I do dat whatever I have done wud be forgotten.... So cute... Still laughing at myself...

Swear it was crazy. Still do it till date

That if u kill a frog, u will pee on d bed @ night..

if you seat on a mortar, u will have boil on your bumbum
if you talk ill about a physically challenged person, u will give birth to his/her like
if a guy is exceptional in cooking, he wont get bears
when it rains, God is taking us pictures and will only see them wen we get to heaven


#agwaumuaka

;DWHEN TWO CHICKEN ARE FIGHTING, TO MAKE THEM CONTINUE FIGHTING, WE HIT A NAIL ON THE FLOOR.
WHILE SLEEPING, IF U PUT UR LEGS ON THE WALL U ARE A WITCH.
IF U LOOK AT MIREROR AT NIGHT U WILL SEE A GHOST.
IF U HAVE BOIL ON UR KNEE, IT MEANS U ARE GETTING TALL.
NIGERIA PLAYED INDIA AND WHILE PLAYING THE GOAL KEEPER WAS SEEING LIONS INSTEAD OF BALLS DAT WAS WHY WE LOSS 99-0.

I Have This Believe That AnyBody with So Much Bushy Hair Is A Thief

If u blow whistle in d night,snake will appear.

^^^I know that one!

drinking fanta will make you fair and coke will darken you
lollz

if you kill wall gecko, your clothes won't dry after you've washed them.

If a firefly urinate on ur palms,u will be urinating on d bed.