Hehehe

hahahaham

Could I See Just One?

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

"Hi, is Tony home?"

"No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

"No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

Good

Good as in serve her right or good as in Smart man or good as in good story?

All of the above!

Help the Poverty Eat the Poor? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

HAHAHAHAH! eWWWWW. . . . . . . . That will taste beyond faulty dude.

Its a service

never stop off the road to poop


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRwWgCO4WRY

hahahahahaha! FUNNY!!! Poor guy. . . He should have shoot that donkey before he did his Big investment business.


Uhm. . . Was that a Donkey?

Either a donkey or a horse

Oh my!
Cayon wherever did you get that from?
Hope you are not into poop business
When i watched it for the 2nd time i noticed that the horse's tool was hanging outside menacingly! So what does that mean?

HMMM! Krama! How can you be such a pervert? Noticing the Donkey eh. . . . I mean horse thing hanging. You Naughty Boy! 


Does that mean it have hots for that guy?   

Oh Dear. . . Its justified that we have a Gay Donkey I mean Horse that is.

I don't know what it means oooo, that's why im asking
So you think it wants to make love to the guy, regardless of he being a man, or woman, or whatever?

Its a Hot bastard pervert Donkey!

Krama, make sure you supply him with condom before he does. We dont want to poor guy to get pregnant would we?

Hmnn, that would have been a good idea. . . but too bad i don't do condoms

WHAT? Why not? You still virgin?

Erm. . . you see. . . erm. . im actually 3 years old. . . yes 3!

HA! I know you Krama!

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

And I'm 82!

You are such an interesting person gabby

And you're nutty.

Seriously Krama, How old are you?

Let me go get ma birth cert. . . be right back

Well. . . .

am waiting. . .

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at
work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she
heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.

"Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to
her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"

"I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled
reply from beneath the
sheets. "It's raining out there!"

"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!" she replied.

"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun!
The rain is the least of your problems!"

So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes
and jumps out the window!

As he began running down the street in the pouring
rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the
town's annual marathon.

He started running along beside the others about 300
of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he
tried to "blend in" as best he could.

It wasn't that effective!

After a little while, a small group of runners, who
had been studying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.

"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.

"Oh yes" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels so
wonderfully free
having the air blow over all your skin while you're
running."

Another runner moved alongside. "Do you always run
carrying your clothes under your arm?"

"Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly. "That way
I can get dressed
right at the end of the run and get in my car to go
home!"

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and
queried. "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Only if it's raining."

Welldone babes. una try

heard it b4 bt still funny.

[center]Married To God[/center]

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary surgery.

The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed.

"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting his hand.

"We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely.

"Can you pay in cash?"

"I'm afraid I can't, Sister."

"Do you have any close relatives, then?"

"Just my sister in New Mexico," replied, "but she's a spinster nun."

"Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They are married to God."

"That's right, " the man said with a smile, "So bill my Brother-in-law."

@cayon
can see ur talent!!!! ,ur good

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.

The Moral:
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Amen pastor,very inspiring.keep it up