35 men had a election for two contestants and two winners emerged.

You are surprised to have public power in your homes.

I can boast how I rigged senatorial election and lie it off. NO qualms.

I can kidnap my neighbor’s son , collect ransom and be the chief mourner after killing the boy.

I can kill my beloved mum and keep the body in my cupboard for ten years.

I can kill over 100 policemen and SSS and boast about it, yet walks freely without care. No qualms.

I can become President by telling tales by the moonlight of my shoeless growing up years.

I need not fulfill my campaign promises and be CONFIDENT of re-election.

I can steal 36 Billion ……., I mean 36 whooping Billions, enjoys police protection and sue the govt for sacking me despite my loot.

I can celebrate my return from prison for corruption in a cathedral with govt officials.

I got to buy a jet for official leisure for $45M (7.0 BILLION NAIRA) and BORROW N250B for state infrastructure development thereafter.

I can get financial reward for perpetrating terror.

I get reward for sabotaging the state’s pipelines.

I get rewarded for kidnapping legitimate oil workers .

I have the second highest child maternal mortality rate in the world.

Highest graduate unemployment population in the world.


HAPPY DEMONSTRATION OF CRAZINESS. PLEASE ADD TO THE LIST IF YOU GOT MORE.

WE GO LAUGH NOW.

I fit steal billions of Naira and the Judge ask me to pay less than 0.5% of the money i stole and i am willing to pay the amount right there in the court premises

You are in a failed nation called Nigeria. Na so we se am o! A country where mediocrity is celebrated with funfair. A country where crooks are celebrated like South Africans celebrate Mandela.

You're in gbagaun city!

you mean where am I? what is the meaning of where are mine?

I don't think u have woken up because u can't murder English like this if u are fully awake. I will comment when u are not ";sleep writing"

Choi! I has die@who are mine..

You cant spell? Where are mine?

Soooo so sorry. Where am I?

Yab me more if you have never committed a spelling error.