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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 12:05pm On Oct 31, 2014
paroleski:
Mr. Zubby. Pls how does one get into the USA, seek asylum, or master their state laws on immigration. I called u yesteday but u were driving. U are a marvel,Pls get back to me on my email or phone


The easiest way is to get a Mexican Visa.
With 500 Dollars, some agents will cross you into the United States.
With 1000 Dollars, you can get executive cross over.

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by hothuntee(m): 3:44pm On Nov 04, 2014
I read from 0 to 144 at a stretch and it explained why my educated uncle still live a little like this after his return cologne despite the fact he is in his late 60s. He was a graduate when he left but still followed the asylum path.
He is doing very fine financially 'cos he's gainfully employed here in NG but his life was still girls to girls, having loyalists in dark coners and stuffs like ur story
Though he has 2 kids and they are graduates like I am, he lives alone in the staff quarters to his work.....you know what I am talking about....unsettled even at that age. He had a failed marriage, both kids was his consolation from there.

in one of your write ups you mentioned about the stamp adventures leaves on the soul (ozoigbondu, 2013). All these are just tell you to cage the beast if you can so you can spend your latter days without regrets. Trust me if he could for a week, he would be just fine.

He gave me a home theater system last week...blasting it write away.

your story has no defect as I laser checked it with my uncle's story and life.

true or not (you might clock an IQ of 225)....u deserve a nobel prize for biography and bibliography.

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Zakkyoz: 12:37am On Nov 05, 2014
zuby the great. i salute

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 11:31pm On Nov 05, 2014
Season 10 of Life on the Run will kick off soon since I am almost rounding up the restructuring of globalruns.com.

This Season will cover the things that I did when I returned from Amsterdam.
Queen, a special girl will be deeply involved in this one.

It will be running at the same time with The current "Africa to Europe" story.

The two Stories are free.

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by hugoart(m): 9:22pm On Nov 06, 2014
I chanced on your thread 3days ago.It's the best "autobiography" I've read coming from an African.
You deserve a billion dollars for your work.
You're an inspiration.I now use your wisdom nuggets as well,they're just apt.




While I say that;still I don't trust completely.
I didn't get that from you.
I hope you understand.


Thanks for this -powerful read.

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 10:19pm On Nov 06, 2014
hugoart:
I chanced on your thread 3days ago.It's the best "autobiography" I've read coming from an African.
You deserve a billion dollars for your work.
You're an inspiration.I now use your wisdom nuggets as well,they're just apt.




While I say that;still I don't trust completely.
I didn't get that from you.
I hope you understand.


Thanks for this -powerful read.


Welcome to life on the Run. Go to Globalruns.com, season 4.... Locate your chapter and continue running
There is no resting.
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 10:50pm On Nov 06, 2014
For those asking me on Whatsapp, where the story continued.. Follow this link.. http://www.globalruns.com/category/season-4-my-return-to-nigeria/page/11/
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by harmlessphil(f): 6:34am On Nov 07, 2014
ZUBY77:
Good news.

Google has finally decided to approve our Global Runs adsense account.
We have been applying for months without success and as a result, we closed down and asked our members to subscribe.

It means that you may not have to subscribe again after the expiration of your current subscription.
It also means that we will open our gates wide open.

Google Adsense is a program that allows website owners to generate a few dollars for the maintenance of their websites.


Hi Zubby am happy reading Dis from you, u mean we don't have to pay any more on global run to read ur stories again if tat is a yes then its a welcoming news I ve been so attached to your story tat most times I end draining my battery I had to buy a power bank because of this ur story, anyway nice story you tell but try forgiving more often because tat is the key to happiness. And as for the paying aspect before its wasn't a bad idea its just tat I don't give out my details like tat online, anyway kudos to you, nice stories you be actor wey no dey die and pls try reducing the aspect of you re the sharpest guy ever liveth. because so far everything you do u dey always escape LOL, anyway nice write up
.

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by komek(m): 12:18pm On Nov 07, 2014
harmlessphil:



Hi Zubby am happy reading Dis from you, u mean we don't have to pay any more on global run to read ur stories again if tat is a yes then its a welcoming news I ve been so attached to your story tat most times I end draining my battery I had to buy a power bank because of this ur story, anyway nice story you tell but try forgiving more often because tat is the key to happiness. And as for the paying aspect before its wasn't a bad idea its just tat I don't give out my details like tat online, anyway kudos to you, nice stories you be actor wey no dey die and pls try reducing the aspect of you re the sharpest guy ever liveth. because so far everything you do u dey always escape LOL, anyway nice write up
.




mtcheww.
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by harmlessphil(f): 12:43pm On Nov 07, 2014
komek:


mtcheww.

Abeg go hug transformer. if tat one no do you boil rock.

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by komek(m): 2:19pm On Nov 07, 2014
harmlessphil:


Abeg go hug transformer. if tat one no do you boil rock.

Omote, no vex i no look ur profile pix before.

And FYI, for my area if i hug transformer nothing go happen cos light never dey for the past 1 month.

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by seangy4konji: 5:32pm On Nov 07, 2014
My man I v been reading this story since morning but what d heck is d problem with German police?can a man not enjoy his lifewhat is their problem

Thanks for d story and I v something to read all week end.

Bless bro.
ZUBY77:
CHAPTER 55: The blue film

During the easter, I invited some people from Berlin. Ifeanyi and Junior, my friends from Nsukka who lived in Berlin. Kate and one other Benin girl that I met in a club one night.
They all came around 5pm, we all went into the city and bought wines and whiskey, then we returned back to my room and ate. I had cooked stew and Basmati Rice, (some sweet thailand and Indian Rice)

We drank until about 10pm and then the unthinkable started happening.
Three boys and two girls locked up in a room.
It started like a joke. I invited Kate because I liked her a lot. She was a Nigerian girl but adopted by a German old man.
We had gotten drunk and I had just returned from the bathroom. I wanted to ask the girls to excuse me outside so I can wear my cloths but I decided to turn my back on them I do my business.

Kate had seen that I was naked and had came to stood behind me. I saw her shadow and turned around. She just took one look at my joystick, bent down and started rubbing it.

I felt a little embarrassed but that kind of embarrassement wouldn't hurt anyone.
I stood there and ignored the other three people in the same room. They were looking at what Kate was doing but said nothing.
My Joystick had risen and hardened. Kate continued what she was doing. When I felt that the Spermss were close to coming out, I raised her up and removed her pullover. My mouth found her hard Boobs while the three spectators watched the live blue film. The whole act had gotten into me and there was no going back.

I traced my mouth down do her belly button while removing her trousers and Undies.

I laid her on the bed and inserted two fingers into the already dripping cunnt. It was a smooth entrance into the sweet kingdom. She had started moaning as the spectators watched in silence
The whole show was a new one to all of us. I had seen the look of excitement in the eyes of the other girl. Joy was her name.

After three minutes of fingering Kate, she motioned me to mount her with my dick.

I moved out of the bed and opened my wardrobe to get a pack of condom. Kate thought I was going to put on my clothes, so she jumped up and held my back before she saw it was a condom. She grabbed it from my hand, tore one of them and inserted it professionally on my Joystick.
I bent her down and made her hold the hand of the chair where Junior was sitting. Her wet cunnt protruded from behind and beckoned on me to enter.
In one swift thrust, I inserted the full length of my Joystick into Kate and pumped away.

Junior could not hold up any longer. His JT had risen and stood like a pillar inside the boxers. It was a punishment watching me fvckk Kate.
He got up and grabbed Joy. There was no resistance whatsoever from Joy. She was being tormented too by the moanings emanating from Kate's mouth.

It took less than a minute for both Junior, Ifeanyi and Joy to remove their clothes and the game began in full HD.
I turned kate around and carried her up. She was very slim, so the weight didn't affect me as I spread her legs to cross my waist. My dick found her open cunnt and guided itself back into the honey pot, she was holding my neck.

Junior had inserted a condom on his dick and had mounted Joy from behind. I couldnt help but took a peep on them occasionally.
Ifeanyi was on the chair rubbing his dick.

When I put Kate down, I pushed her slightly to Ifeanyi who had put on a condom. I tapped Junior on his shoulder to make way for me. I wanted to tap into that mound of flesh cunnt I had seen on Joy.

As Ifeanyi entered Kate, I turned Joy around and laid her face down on the bed. I lay on top of her back and guided my dick into her through the back. I pumped away as the bed squealed.
Kate was moaning louder from the chair. She must have climaxed twice.
When I climaxed, I got down from Joy and junior took over again. Ifeanyi had climaxed too and stood up to remove his condom.
I motioned Kate to work on my dick again, I needed it up and running as soon as possible.
When my dick stood up again, I put on a new condom and laid Kate flat on the rug. The bed was occupied by Ifeanyi and Joy. Junior had released and was working on his dick again.

I spread Kate's legs on the floor and exposed her vegyna. The entrance opened up as my dick moved in for the second journey.


When the film ended, we took a taxi and went to the Night club. The bouncer had become a friend of mine after I gave him 2 grams of weed a week before.

We all slept in the same room when we returned in the Morning.

At around 8am, a knock came on my door and when I opened up, it was the German Police.
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by seangy4konji: 11:03pm On Nov 07, 2014
The crossing from mehico with 1 k us. Does it still stand?
ZUBY77:
For those asking me on Whatsapp, where the story continued.. Follow this link.. http://www.globalruns.com/category/season-4-my-return-to-nigeria/page/11/
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 9:38am On Nov 08, 2014
ZUBY77:
For those asking me on Whatsapp, where the story continued.. Follow this link.. http://www.globalruns.com/category/season-4-my-return-to-nigeria/page/11/
OGA ZUBBY I HAIL. D SITE U GAVE ABOVE FAILED TO OPEN SINCE YESTERDAY THAT I'VE BEEN TRYING. CAN U PLEASE HELP VERIFY IF D SITE IS WORKING FYN?
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by blessedvisky(m): 3:50pm On Nov 08, 2014
Hello, zubby pls I got to page 55 and started seeing 'the thread has been removed or hidden' pls can u send me a link where I can access the rest of the story?
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 7:17pm On Nov 08, 2014
blessedvisky:
Hello, zubby pls I got to page 55 and started seeing 'the thread has been removed or hidden' pls can u send me a link where I can access the rest of the story?

Go to www.globalruns.com..

Click on Season 4. Return to Nigeria.
Locate chapter 34 there and start reading..



You may also consider registering on the site.
Sometimes I close it for the registered members only.
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 7:19pm On Nov 08, 2014
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

OGA ZUBBY I HAIL. D SITE U GAVE ABOVE FAILED TO OPEN SINCE YESTERDAY THAT I'VE BEEN TRYING. CAN U PLEASE HELP VERIFY IF D SITE IS WORKING FYN?


My site is opening.
If you are using opera mini.. Try using another browser.
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Nobody: 3:26pm On Nov 12, 2014
''I brought you here to brush you up and send you
to Europe only to insult me in front of my guest,
see your life, you are going back to Benin
Tomorrow'' she said.

CHAI MY BENIN GIRLS Y UNA DEY FUCKUP NA.

still on page 90
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Nobody: 8:27pm On Nov 13, 2014
ZUBY77:


Go to www.globalruns.com..

Click on Season 4. Return to Nigeria.
Locate chapter 34 there and start reading..



You may also consider registering on the site.
Sometimes I close it for the registered members only.

ur site dey show error
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 9:01pm On Nov 13, 2014
giftforlife9:


ur site dey show error


Upgrading. Check back after.
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 9:08pm On Nov 13, 2014
giftforlife9:


ur site dey show error


Fine now.
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Bobbybube(m): 12:51am On Nov 16, 2014
Oga zubby...I doff my hat.your story is inspirinq and if not anytin av learnt to think as fast as yhu....I'm stil in pg44(I'm new)..wil soon move to your site

Your my online mentor

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by seangy4konji: 5:21pm On Nov 16, 2014
I have not done anything tangible today as I v been reading from 45 to 78 but that part of chine lo touched me. As ruthless as i can be?i would v forgiven that chinelo girl and thought you could have also. We say something I'm uni days if u know wot I mean dat forgiveness is a sin but this one is different. I deh enjoy the story now make I transport myself back to 78.
komek:
This Chinelo matter really touched me like it touched Tony.

You would have let her be na, and again u dont need to create much enemies the way u did in Ghana.
Tony will not see you as only as a Sharp guy but also an enemy...just my observation sha

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 10:33am On Nov 18, 2014
New updates on global Runs.
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Egomah(m): 12:58pm On Nov 18, 2014
ZUBY77:
New updates on global Runs.

You mean season 10?
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by ZUBY77(m): 1:53pm On Nov 18, 2014
Egomah:


You mean season 10?


Season 10 is on its way. It's free.

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by SailorXY: 10:27pm On Nov 20, 2014
I'm currently reading Maria's travel from West Africa to Libya, terrible tale

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by stonecoldcafe: 6:42am On Nov 21, 2014
I still dey page 21. I dedicate a month 2dis thread

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by walanter(m): 11:53am On Nov 22, 2014
tuktudicko:
Trust me when I say ZUBBY did none of those things he claimed in that vhapter up above
He wrote this chapter cos of YOU weaklings that don't want him to tell his story as it came
Why can't you all keep your sentiments to yourself and wait till the end of the story before you judge?
honestly some people ar too too judgemental ...u guys should free im and stop d quoting la......
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by missrock(f): 4:29pm On Nov 22, 2014
MR ZUBY77 PLEASE WHO IS SABRINA ROBERT.

IN ONE IF UR POST U DEDICATED ONE POST TO HER.

AND WHY CAN I NOT SEE COMMENT OR POST COMMENT THERE
Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by SIRANDREWS: 4:34pm On Nov 22, 2014
missrock:
MR ZUBY77 PLEASE WHO IS SABRINA ROBERT.

IN ONE IF UR POST U DEDICATED ONE POST TO HER.

AND WHY CAN I NOT SEE COMMENT OR POST COMMENT THERE
zuby should answer this

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Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by kikuyu1(m): 8:42am On Nov 24, 2014
I've reached chapter 105 and here are my comments:
Vertical smile is vertical smile;don't let it control you. Keep your mind focused. On a related note a pro is a pro. IMO,smth happens to women on a very deep level when they get too many random sausages. They're affected on an emotional level and will never be the same again unless you're a behavioural expert who can mindtrick their skullspace software into normalcy. Look at pornhag photos-look deep into their eyes,blankness! Zombielike nothingness. DON'T TRY TO SAVE THEM-YOU CAN'T!
I didn't know Naij gals were so generous with oral-I'm pleasantly surprised. Will comment in depth when I'm through.

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