Thank you my dear.

For those who never read this before

Little Angel?

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.

Johnny asked his mom, “Where did he come from?”

“He came from heaven, Johnny.”

“Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”

Omo buruku

For Money Or Love

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.
The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party,
and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here.
I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators
and emerge alive!”

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!!
There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear.
The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life.
Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.
The millionaire was impressed.

He said, “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done!
Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?”

The guy says, “Listen, I don’t want your money, nor do I want your daughter!
I want the person who pushed me in that water!”

;DGat 9ice jokez, BRAVO!!!

First joke is really funny, but the second is a bit stale

Tanx but someone has never read that before.

Who

Kunbee:

Who

kunbayoyo, how are you. The royal family greets you.
When are you coming to the palace? We've missed you.

Likewise , na schl dey give me stress

serves u ryte

Bad belle, because u no go sch

how u take know

because u don stop to cook for ur wife go PH

gerrout!

You dey vex?

for u!

Kunbee:

Likewise , na schl dey give me stress

Only that you don't want someone to go and study on your behalf.
I don't want you stressed.Tell them that you are from a royal family.
They know what to do. 

Hmmmmm

D1KeleVra:

bean

mukalala

Golf Accident

rabette!

Bat[i]ette[/i]

intelligent mugu!

it begins with u!

Hey, stop fighting!