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Funny Relationship Quotes by Bournvitanisha: 6:12pm On Jul 12, 2013
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I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him? - Ann Stanley, Forty Carats

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you. After marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out from what
. - Mae West
Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by Bournvitanisha: 6:14pm On Jul 12, 2013
Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

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Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by Bournvitanisha: 6:15pm On Jul 12, 2013
Bobby Kelton

The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends.
Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by Bournvitanisha: 6:16pm On Jul 12, 2013
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

Groucho Marx
Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by Bournvitanisha: 6:17pm On Jul 12, 2013
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable." wink
Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by Bournvitanisha: 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2013
"I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone."
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Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by Bournvitanisha: 6:26pm On Jul 12, 2013
Personally my fave wink


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Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by emitope: 8:49am On Oct 07, 2014
smileyHilarious stuffs.
Re: Funny Relationship Quotes by funkymatics(f): 10:58pm On Mar 04, 2016
a virtuous woman and a faithful man makes a Happy marriage while a beautiful girl and handsome guy makes a glamorous wedding

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