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Biblical/scriptural Toasting by Nonywendy(m): 11:12am On Jul 16, 2013 |
BOY: Do u have a boyfriend? GIRL: Nope, I don't have one. BOY: Gen2:18 The Lord God said, It is not good for a man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” GIRL: But I don't love you. BOY: 1 John 4:8 Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." GIRL: & how do I know you mean those words. BOY: Matthew 12:34 For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks." GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're loyal& honest? BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there. BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all." GIRL: But what is in me that you like? BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "Youare altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful, u're exaggerating. BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." GIRL: What happens if I say yes. BOY: Genesis 2:24"Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother & hold fast to his wife, & they shall become one flesh." GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much. BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success." GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God. BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good!Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him. GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to think about it. BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things." GIRL: oww I love you already BOY: Revelation 22:21"Amen. |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by makelove2m(m): 12:10pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
This is cute but in a wrong way................... |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by Kirinwa: 1:05pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Op it seems you were a Pastor before you backslidded.There's a Scripture somewhere in the Bible that says it would have been better you didn't know or hear the Gospel than that you heard it,tested it and gone back to the world. 1 Like |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by Kirinwa: 1:06pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Op it seems you were a Pastor before you backslidded.There's a Scripture somewhere in the Bible that says it would have been better you didn't know or hear the Gospel than that you heard it,tested it and gone back to the world! |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by olumaxi(m): 1:10pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Wow,i lov dis..dis is my weapon to gettin dat cute prayer-warrior sis av been eyein..na church sure pass 4 evenin 1 Like |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by Mynd44: 1:12pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Don't try this one the streets. The girl will probably leave you and walk away |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by Popowaa: 1:40pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Lmao Kirinwa: Op it seems you were a Pastor before you backslidded.There's a Scripture somewhere in the Bible that says it would have been better you didn't know or hear the Gospel than that you heard it,tested it and gone back to the world. |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by cityhood: 9:55pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Nonywendy: |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by olumaxi(m): 8:05pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
OP!!!..d thing didnt go wel o..d prayer-warrior sister had reported me to d pastor and next wednesday has been fixed for my deliverance session..but y nau? (angry face) |
Re: Biblical/scriptural Toasting by jhydebaba(m): 8:48pm On Jul 17, 2013 |
olumaxi: OP!!!..d thing didnt go wel o..d prayer-warrior sister had reported me to d pastor and next wednesday has been fixed for my deliverance session..but y nau? (angry face) Try again bro |
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