-Mr Cork-:



...the 2nd ugliest living thing on nairaland makin comments...u guys seen his face?...anyways bak to the serrrious thread!

O.michael.O:
after you right?

-Mr Cork-:





..nah bro, am very good loookin actually....his name is Flasdirin..he the ugliest so far..buy he a nice guy though....anyways bak to the serrrious thread!

adaobi123: Of course you don't.

Weak man

-Mr Cork-:


...correction..I last up to 12 round & am strong like bull!

-Mr Cork-:
...ok ladies...THER U GO..AND NO MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT MY SEXXXY BODY!!!...U HAPPY NOW?

co.ck are you kiddddiiiiing me??!!!!!! Dat picture is very common here!
you really must be a lonely and depressed man like i said earlier

booqee: co.ck are you kiddddiiiiing me??!!!!!! Dat picture is very common here!
you really must be a lonely and depressed man like i said earlier

booqee: ^^^ yeah dark skinned and beautiful. Black is always beautiful don't u know?? How are u doing at the rehab centre dis fine afternoon bro??

-Mr Cork-:


..U guys heard of Apple Pie in Nugeria?

Mrs.Chima:


Lol.

-Mr Cork-:
..ok I no you guys never heard seen this but in London, we call romantic drink: Pina Colada.. Am drinkin it right now...I no u guys normaly buy beer or palm wine for yor babes ther in Nigeria but my suggestion for u is to change yor swaaga & flow with Pina Colada...get her one & SHe will NEVER leave u..truss me!

-Mr Cork-:
..guys...please be advise that U DO NOT EAT APPLE Pie WITH GARI....NO. NO .NO!!!!..dont even think about it....u only eat it with Custard and thats the only way u can get a female to ressspect yor swaaaga....We do this in London!!

-Mr Cork-:
..ok guys..am travelln tomorrow & be bak in 3 days..please act like ladies & gentleman...cheers!

spongeback:
Bros talk true have you been evicted from your house

-Mr Cork-:



...calm down dracula?..sweeeery..is it illegal for u to say sumtin nice like: ..Hello Mr cork..how r u?

-Mr Cork-:



...calm down dracula?..sweeeery..is it illegal for u to say sumtin nice like: ..Hello Mr cork..how r u sir?

-Mr Cork-:
...ermm Guys...no oofeinsese but serrriouly...how do u expect to pull females when u eat things like this: ...Gari & Corn??...I juss saw a guy eatin this in one of those yor Nugerian moveies!!

Da_b¤§§.:
garri and corn?

spongeback:
Hello mr cork how are you? I heard you are an illegal immigrant and you are a janitor at tesco

wole soyinka: I think I sawed that movie .one babe that is formed Behind like DAT..lol
only to found out she drinked garri and corn. lmao

mondi_cheeks:

-Mr Cork-:



..see yor yellow teeth!

-Mr Cork-:
...in the gym juss about to go swimming... told my guy to take a quick snap...and yes, GYMS here in London have Swimmmin pools!

REALITY101:

Ok, so your guy is taking n aked picture of you init? #Gayyyy-donkey. #outta-closet

-Mr Cork-:



..tank u Linda!