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Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 5:44pm On Jul 27, 2013
Men!!! Men!!! Men!!!.

So complicated, so confusing, so hard to please.

If you try to please them, you are cheap. If you don't, you are not caring.

If you make love(sex) to them, you are a luv peddler. If you don't, you are playing hard to get.

If you show them you luv them, you are too emotional. If you don't show, you don't luv them.

If you give them attention, you are bugging them. If you don't, you are with another man.

If you demand attention, you are a nagging woman. If you don't, you are not understandable.

If you dress sexy, you are attracting other men. If you don't, you are awkward and local.

If you cook and wash their cloths, you are desperate. If you don't you are not a wife material.

If you go to club/party, you are too exposed. If you don't, you are naive.

If you are beautiful, you can't stay with one man. If you are ugly, you are not up to standard.

If you are independent, you are chasing men away. If you are dependent, you are a liability.

If you try to satisfy them in bed, you are a sex addict. If you don't, you are making sex boring.

If you are pregnant, you want to trap them. If you are not pregnant, you are not a woman or you might have damaged your womb.

If you ask men for money, you are too demanding. If you are not, you are collecting from outside.

Eeeeh, WHAT EXACTLY DO MEN REALLY WANT!

DOES DAT MEAN,DEY DNT EVEN KNOW WAT DEY WANT.

Ohhhh, THEY CAN BE SO ANNOYING!!?!
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by Nobody: 6:31pm On Jul 27, 2013
You are a man, and you dey post this ? No be say u c am for facebook or online, what? Are you a bottom gay? I'm tired of seeing u guys on Nl
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by clemz85(m): 6:42pm On Jul 27, 2013
i was nodding my head while reading but my understanding was mystified when i saw M in your profile, i how can a blind man tell us about the oil in the soup!
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 7:14pm On Jul 27, 2013
maxwello.yg:
You are a man, and you dey post this ? No be say u c am for facebook or online, what? Are you a bottom gay? I'm tired of seeing u guys on Nl

Who be this?
Park well jare!
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by MrCork: 7:22pm On Jul 27, 2013
ayobase:

Who be this?
Park well jare!

..Bro..thanks for the romantick speeech undecided
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 7:39pm On Jul 27, 2013
So, this thing wey I post for here don turn me gay!

Na wa o for these guys o!

I dey spoil una shows?
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by Enegod(m): 7:52pm On Jul 27, 2013
op..aren't you supose to be a man?
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by DExplorer1: 8:14pm On Jul 27, 2013
Ayobase?
I need a neck friendly machete.
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 8:19pm On Jul 27, 2013
D-Explorer:
Ayobase?
I need a neck friendly machete.

D-baba....how Dyt?

Make I ask u one question, can u deny Dyt anything reasonable.

Na my gf use my handle post this!
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by DExplorer1: 9:14pm On Jul 27, 2013
ayobase:

D-baba....how Dyt?

Make I ask u one question, can u deny Dyt anything reasonable.

Na my gf use my handle post this!
Dyt dey alright and hope say you no dey bribe me as this machete never rest for your neck.

Come, that your question na suspect. Oya, tell your gf say your uncle wey dey work for world bank says hi and watch her smile. LOL
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by xynerise: 9:31pm On Jul 27, 2013
@op. Yet they always want to be with us tongue
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by angelTI(f): 9:31pm On Jul 27, 2013
A letter indeed for men

The answer to your question is that men are confused. They dont know what they want
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by xynerise: 9:33pm On Jul 27, 2013
angel TI: A letter indeed for men

The answer to your question is that men are confused. They dont know what they want
I know what I want and I have it cool
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jul 27, 2013
xynerise:
I know what I want and I have it cool
You are not alone.
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 9:58pm On Jul 27, 2013
D-Explorer:

Dyt dey alright and hope say you no dey bribe me as this machete never rest for your neck.

Come, that your question na suspect. Oya, tell your gf say your uncle wey dey work for world bank says hi and watch her smile. LOL

Now u don turn my uncle for NL....been teasing me here....na now I dey see reason why she sey ask of my uncle for world bank.

LOL.

Tell Dyt that Mr. Crushie is saying hi!
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 10:01pm On Jul 27, 2013
xynerise:
I know what I want and I have it cool
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by DExplorer1: 10:14pm On Jul 27, 2013
ayobase:

Now u don turn my uncle for NL....been teasing me here....na now I dey see reason why she sey ask of my uncle for world bank.

LOL.

Tell Dyt that Mr. Crushie is saying hi!

Ediot! grin
Hope you good?
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 11:05pm On Jul 27, 2013
D-Explorer:

Ediot! grin
Hope you good?

I'm good jare brother!
Atleast being on NL till dis time of the night is a testimony.

Hope our baby don dey chop akpu and agbalumo!
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by DExplorer1: 11:12pm On Jul 27, 2013
ayobase:

I'm good jare brother!
Atleast being on NL till dis time of the night is a testimony.

Hope our baby don dey chop akpu and agbalumo!
Agbalumo, no, akpu, yes. I want make he get 6 pack before em clock one grin

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Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by 50calibre(m): 11:16pm On Jul 27, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..Bro..thanks for the romantick speeech undecided

Creature! When are you going to commit suicide?
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by Svelteb(f): 1:18pm On Jul 28, 2013
Yeah!!!! That's a typical Nigerian Guy for you. @Ayobase, I'm sure u do it too.
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 4:04pm On Jul 28, 2013
Svelteb: Yeah!!!! That's a typical Nigerian Guy for you. @Ayobase, I'm sure u do it too.

I know what I want, so I don't complain when I meet her!
Re: Complaint Letter From Women To Men. by ayobase(m): 4:12pm On Jul 28, 2013
D-Explorer:

Agbalumo, no, akpu, yes. I want make he get 6 pack before em clock one grin

Kwashiorkor is inevitable!

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