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Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by FulaniBOII(m): 6:10pm On Aug 02, 2013
Make my drug try am, if I no kill am eat ehn make I see wetin cause am
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:11pm On Aug 02, 2013
Prolly a female dog looking for the long thing. Hehe. Chai
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by joshuaidibia(m): 6:11pm On Aug 02, 2013
LoL. Gay dog! #B|owjöb!#
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Havilah93(m): 6:12pm On Aug 02, 2013
It was 'Euthanised' . . .

Animal euthanasia (from
Greek, meaning "good
death"wink is the act of
humanely putting an
animal to death or
allowing it to die as by
withholding extreme
medical measures.
Reasons for euthanasia
include incurable (and
especially painful)
conditions or diseases,[1]
lack of resources to
continue supporting the
animal, or laboratory test
procedures.
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:12pm On Aug 02, 2013
FOLYKAZE: He should kill the dog, cook a delicious soup with it and eat it to bone
do you know what euthanized means?
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by cuteshade(f): 6:12pm On Aug 02, 2013
Smiling in a serious situation. may be the dog taught he was eating a meat between his thighs
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by gbadexy(m): 6:13pm On Aug 02, 2013
Perhaps a bj gone wrong lol.
He probably doesn't need it.
But on a serious note why would he sleep naked with a dog in the room, and with a stray dog he didn't raise, its silly.
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by imperiouxx(m): 6:13pm On Aug 02, 2013
The ball eater

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Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by nerodenero: 6:14pm On Aug 02, 2013
Precious 'balls' turns suya.lol
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by DEGREE2466(m): 6:15pm On Aug 02, 2013
nairaland dull die! I saw this news some days back and it is just making frontpage today? Na wao!!!
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:15pm On Aug 02, 2013
Moral of d lesson:always feed ur pets wit garri so dat dey can be full and won't feed on u

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Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:15pm On Aug 02, 2013
ekt_bear: cry cry cry

imagine if the dud had been having a wet dream

he must have a very high pain threshold sha
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:15pm On Aug 02, 2013
lipsrsealed But what attracted the dog to the testes out of all other parts of the man's body

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Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:17pm On Aug 02, 2013
One ball gone!

Just like that embarassed

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Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:18pm On Aug 02, 2013
Havilah93: cant imagine the pain he must have went through. Damn! We're talking about the ballz here. Ouch! sad

oyb: imagine if the dud had been having a wet dream

he must have a very high pain threshold sha

He's paralyzed from the waist down. He didn't feel anything except for a sensation in his mid-region. By then it was too late.

Don't people read?
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by propzncribz: 6:23pm On Aug 02, 2013
Cheese balls smiley

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Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by betrani(m): 6:25pm On Aug 02, 2013
Did he pull it and keep or the Dog did? If his winki is still working! Then no qualms! If its a she dog let him test it on d dog grin If its a he, let him have its own replace his grin shekina

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Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by kenny421: 6:25pm On Aug 02, 2013
Eyaaa!!!...akwa amu nwokea anaaaah!!
Sorry,u hear! winkEyaaa!!!...akwa amu nwokea anaaaah!!
Sorry,u hear!
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by betrani(m): 6:28pm On Aug 02, 2013
ebenezer4o2: Moral of d lesson:always feed ur pets wit garri so dat dey can be full and won't feed on u
Point of correction! So they can differenciate between garri lumps and testes grin grin grin
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Lagusta(m): 6:29pm On Aug 02, 2013
propzncribz: Cheese balls smiley

Lol grin
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:30pm On Aug 02, 2013
These white men wey no dey gree baff. d dog probably felt it was a new delicacy as it smelled dirty. Moral lesson, feed ur dog before u sleep.

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Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by slinkky(m): 6:30pm On Aug 02, 2013
Dog was hungry
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Godson201333(m): 6:34pm On Aug 02, 2013
adaobi123: This is why i hate animals undecided

Yes,,you have to be careful!
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by claremont(m): 6:38pm On Aug 02, 2013
He is paralysed from the waist down so he wouldn't really need 2 balls anyway.
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by NNMUU(m): 6:38pm On Aug 02, 2013
What can I say, I guess dogs go crazy for ballz
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by moscobabs(m): 6:39pm On Aug 02, 2013
Sue that stupid Dog!!!
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Lagusta(m): 6:40pm On Aug 02, 2013
But,I have noticed dogs love to go for the balls, why
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Pius007: 6:40pm On Aug 02, 2013
That kind of sleep is questionable.
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Chukwudi718(m): 6:42pm On Aug 02, 2013
bleach alhaji: Akwa amum oooooo grin grin grin lipsrsealed grin

Hahahaha... odikwa egwu
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by supaeagles(m): 6:45pm On Aug 02, 2013
Well it's about time the "dog kingdom" got some revenge .... Mankind in many parts of the world have been chopping them ruthlessly ..... 404 meat
grin cheesy
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by dandollaz: 6:51pm On Aug 02, 2013
Maybe the dog use to give him BJ b4 the. He did responsed little animal have to eat the stuff to avoid disturbance from oga on top
Re: Man Wakes-up To Find Dog Eating His Testicles by Nobody: 6:53pm On Aug 02, 2013
double wahala for deady body and the owner of deady body grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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