tosinadeda:

doctor : are the husband
man: yes
doctor: congrats your wife just delivered a baby boy(instead of your has been delivered of a baby boy)

sheniqua link=topic=138822.msg2323383#msg2323383 date=1212365941:

Chei,I missed this one.
maybe in the west some call it Beichroom in Igboland it's "baite room" when they want to go a step higher than baffroom

with all the book wey them read
seven good years in sch plus carry over join

LMAO!!! Honestly Ive never even heard the correct thing to show you how bad it is!
Yes oh, some pple say beichroom for west,

Which reminds me of the 'h factor', peculiar to yorubas e.g. ow is (h)everytin? _{how is everything?}





*Light bulb= GLOBE
Cold Water= Ice water
Every malted drink= Malt
Glass= Tumbler

A_K_O:


with all the book wey them read
seven good years in sch plus carry over join

LMAO!!! Honestly Ive never even heard the correct thing to show you how bad it is!
Yes oh, some people say beichroom for west,

Which reminds me of the 'h factor', peculiar to yorubas e.g. ow is (h)everytin? _{how is everything?}





*Light bulb= GLOBE
Cold Water= Ice water
Every malted drink= Malt
Glass= Tumbler

tumbler lol

tosinadeda:

all dogs are bingo

plus the one wey never marry sef

A_K_O:


with all the book wey them read
seven good years in sch plus carry over join

LMAO!!! Honestly Ive never even heard the correct thing to show you how bad it is!
Yes oh, some people say beichroom for west,

Which reminds me of the 'h factor', peculiar to yorubas [/b]e.g. ow is (h)everytin? _{how is everything?}


*Light bulb= GLOBE
Cold Water= Ice water
Every malted drink= Malt
[b] Glass= Tumbler

Jewuit- you

A_K_O:


with all the book wey them read
seven good years in sch plus carry over join

LMAO!!! Honestly Ive never even heard the correct thing to show you how bad it is!
Yes oh, some people say beichroom for west,

Which reminds me of the 'h factor', peculiar to yorubas e.g. ow is (h)everytin? _{how is everything?}





*Light bulb= GLOBE
Cold Water= Ice water
Every malted drink= Malt
Glass= Tumbler

what is the origin of tumbler sef?
meanwhile do you have a biro abi bairo? or would rather use a bic?

[size=14pt]WAKA SHEGE DANGOWORO BANZA[/size]

"SHUT UP YOUR DIRTY STINKING MOUTH THAT YOU HAVE NEVER WASHED SINCE YOU WERE BORN; FULL STOP _{*your name goes here*}

tha good ol' primary school dayz,

On the Umbrella.

On the light

Off the tap

on the gas (cooker)

Even mugs are called glass

a committee has been set up to look into the matter

power sector probe panel
telecomms probe panel
deregulation of the down stream oil sector

Esss:

On the Umbrella.

On the light

Off the tap

on the gas (cooker)

Even mugs are called glass

close the tap na door??

Esss:

On the Umbrella.

On the light

Off the tap

on the gas (cooker)

Even mugs are called glass

Classic.

sheniqua:

what is the origin of tumbler sef?
meanwhile do you have a biro abi bairo? or would rather use a bic?

Every pen is bic.

tosinadeda:


close the tap na door??

Instead of tap its pump.

meanwhile I have running stomach!

_{maybe it's running from Onitsha to Tudun wada}

savanaha:

Instead of tap its pump.

is your pump running?

sheniqua:

meanwhile I have running stomach!

_{maybe it's running froim Onitsha to Tudun wada}

na 100m dash e dey run

tosinadeda:

na 100m dash e dey run

ROFL
Carl Lewis

Lol

Toothpaste--->Maclean

What is the time saying

When you were younger every boy/girl you called your friend was thought to be your boy/girl friend, esp by those adults,

On the Umbrella.

On the light

Off the tap

on the gas (cooker)

lmao, "open the TV" even when the tv uses remote,

tosinadeda:

a committee has been set up to look into the matter

power sector probe panel
telecomms probe panel
deregulation of the down stream oil sector

oputa panel
7 point agenda
*****says these with whole-hearted optimism for Nigeria*****


You have a head ache but your "head is paining you"!

Sachet water= 'Pure' Water

Esss:

What is the time saying

lol i cnt really i hear it o
i thinks its murmuring lol

please come in and siddon

tosinadeda:

lol i cnt really i hear it o
i thinks its murmuring lol

I will go to the market to buy from my customer

savanaha:




I will go to the market to buy from my customer

Please dont send me on any message

although my humour is rather dead 2day but who thinkg its annoying when pant's (verbally) being used instead of undepants and it seems there's no going 4ward on dat one coz come 2moro pants wld remain underpants. imagine calling 'g-string' pant

Instead of 'move', "dress" or "shift"

"Press my clot" instead of "iron my clothes"

Every suit is a jacket

"Fine thank you" is the cliched answer to "how are you"

A_K_O:

You have a head ache but your [b]"head is paining you"![/b]Sachet water= 'Pure' Water

yes,it was just paining me like this

A_K_O:

Instead of 'move', "dress" or "shift"
"Press my clot" instead of "iron my clothes"

Every suit is a jacket

"Fine thank you" is the cliched answer to "how are you"

ROFL
I remember elementary school

All friends of your parents, even the next door neighbour and your school teachers are "uncle" and "aunty".

Esss:




Please don't send me on any message

I promise I won't as long as you don't go bisirk on me.

seller : oya pay 1500
buyer : ahn ahn 1000 nko
seller : oya e san wo
buyer: 700 nko
seller : ko gba o
buyer : ahn ahn kilode
seller:oya e san wo_{murmuring offcourse}
buyer: 150 nko!!!!!!!!
seller: oloriburuku, oniranu, lorun loma ba ti yin je

henry007:

although my humour is rather dead 2day but who thinkg its annoying when pant's (verbally) being used instead of undepants and it seems there's no going 4ward on that one because come 2moro pants would remain underpants. imagine calling 'g-string' pant

Note that pants, meaning trousers is AMERICAN English. We speak try to speak British English.

waist coat are monkey jacket

Sweaters are pull-overs

Esss:

All friends of your parents, even the next door neighbour and your school teachers are "uncle" and "aunty".

I know. Still happens.

Also most mothers are called by the name of their first child or the one you are acquainted with
e.g so and so mother.

savanaha:




I will go to the market to buy from my customer

LOL.