lol. hw aboutthis, u buy somethinga and expect OJARA. lol

@ acidrop, this is not pidgin english o!

_{when the older ones are speaking to a child}

eh he,what is that your name sef?

and you nko?

imagine am talking ure talking
how many talkers??

Esss:

and you nko?

LOL
shebi you called me?

wooooo sleep is catching me o

tosinadeda:

seller : oya pay 1500
buyer : ahn ahn 1000 nko
seller : oya e san wo
buyer: 700 nko
seller : ko gba o
buyer : ahn ahn kilode
seller:oya e san wo_{murmuring offcourse}
buyer: 150 nko!!!!!!!!
seller: oloriburuku, oniranu, lorun loma ba ti yin je

lmao from 1500 to 150!!!! omo d person be real poor man oh! me i dey pity some of those market pple when i dey price,


Flaks instead of flask

Cooler (for food etc) = stay warm


Boarding house= bodin ouse

When youre going to bodin ouse, your parent(s) told you "do not forget the son/daughter of who you are"!!!

Your parent(s) most likely told you that they were the best in their class because you were failing

"Look at that boy scoring 90%, does he have two heads"?

seller : oya pay 1500
buyer : ahn ahn 1000 nko
seller : oya e san wo
buyer: 700 nko
seller : ko gba o
buyer : ahn ahn kilode
seller:oya e san womurmuring offcourse
buyer: 150 nko!!!!!!!!
seller: oloriburuku, oniranu, lorun loma ba ti yin je

Lmao!!

Stop hooking me O!!  Stop hooking my shirt.

Hook means grab

Esss:

@ acidrop, this is not pidgin english o!

its not but it constituents our pidgin english. BTW its not annoying. its confusing datz all. lol

am sure ure like ur mum
because me i always came first during my days

tosinadeda:

wooooo sleep is catching me o

tosinadeda?
tosinadeda?
tosinadeda?

How many times did I call your name?




_duh??

"Look at that boy scoring 90%, does he have two heads"?

The next thing the parents call you would be coconut head.

Isnt it = SHEBI,

stillwater:

The next thing the parents call you would be coconut head.

lol

tosinadeda:

wooooo sleep is catching me o

You better run.

You can't do more than a dead rat, now do your worst.

[size=15pt]WEE-WEE AND POO-POO[/size]


Traffic jam= Go slow or Hold Up

I will blow you, referring to a punch

Lol

Instead of what's your major in college or what are you studying to be,we say

what are you reading?

my mummy said i should not talk to strangers

tosinadeda:

wooooo sleep is catching me o

hunger never catch you

sheniqua:

Instead of what's your major in college or what are you studying to be,we say

what are you reading?

lol am reading
THE SUN NEWSPAPER

my mummy said I should not eat outside

I'm reading computer at OAU

i dont know wut happend, my eyes was just turning

she knows her onions

_{is that what they say?}

sheniqua:

she knows her onions?

i know my tomatoes

woooo its like sleep is catching me true true now o

tosinadeda:

i know my tomatoes

ROFL
OSANOBUA!!

tosinadeda:

woooo its like sleep is catching me true true now o

don't forget to cover yaself with the blood!

sheniqua:

don't forget to cover yaself with the blood!

lmfao
u na go kill me o