playdude: It was a cool morning, i was chilling and cruzing when i suddenly realized i had to make a payment to someone so so important. i had my bath, freshed up and zoomed off in a simple outfit.(I look my best just after bath).
I got to the bank, went for a deposit slip, and alas there was a queue. since i was rushing somewhere and wanted to quickly get out of the bank, i decided to fill the slip while standing, so i can catch up with any opportunity as fast as possible. It turned out those ahead of me were making withdrawals, after i was asked to then go to a cabin to make my deposit. I slightly opened the door and i saw this female staff who on sighting me gasped and left her mouth half open with an astounding look of awe. I didn't understand, i sat down and gave her the slip with my cash deposit, then i quickly told her that the double writings on the slip was because i filled it upstanding cos she would glance at the slip and then look back at me. She then told me to sign in certain areas on the slip for reasons best know to her, i obliged and bowed my head to sign. looking up to give her the slip, i met with another unusual stare, i became uncomfortable, started to think right there on what this might mean, then what she made a final word, i understood something must be going on in her head so so much she couldn't control it, had to show it off. That to me was assault, i felt like going back to slap her, but on what grounds? Synopsis is that ladies are now so shameless and unbecoming. only god knows what she would have done if the cabin wasn't transparent. i don't pride myself in my handsomeness because i didn't create myself, its a gift from God. Next time i see her or have a similar experience, its gonna be WAR!!!!!!!!!!

Agrika: So u just opened a new account on nairaland yesterday just to post this trash...smh!

playdude: So there's a probation period for those just opening accounts right? U pple r just big empty heads. If i choose to ope Ten threads @ Once, is it ur biz? Berra be careful

Dygeasy: Lmao...


Now Let's See Who's Dranged Between Us. For Failing To See The Sarcasm In My Post, Its Not So Difficult To See The One Who's Got An IQ Of Below The Half Of Average IQ For Humans.

playdude: Yeah, its crap, what else will come out from a DEBRAINED individual. Your Brain is a greater crap.

KingMEXX: After going through the thread and the commenrs alike, i couldnt help imagining what kind of animals we are training in this country. @OP, the idea of replying every comment with a bit of sarcasm doesnt exhibit you as some tough guy who doesnt give in to people's comments, rather it depicts an individual that is jobless, uncivilised and lacks some common sense to understand that his story was aimless and a pure fable with no meaning attached to it. what was unbelievable in the story that you gave it as your story topic? Really you need to have your cranial cavity scanned to actually find out if the contents are still working @full capacity

vickyO:
i'm a debrained individual and my brain is a greater crap? was that called for? dude, stop over reacting to truthful statements made about your thread. your thread is crap, it makes no sense, what did you expect me to say? o boy, i believe you are so damn handsome, can i have your number? or what?
you're down right dumb for using that word, debrained, in this context,.... and replying everyone, with insults for that matter, shows what jobless dude you are.

KingMEXX: After going through the thread and the commenrs alike, i couldnt help imagining what kind of animals we are training in this country. @OP, the idea of replying every comment with a bit of sarcasm doesnt exhibit you as some tough guy who doesnt give in to people's comments, rather it depicts an individual that is jobless, uncivilised and lacks some common sense to understand that his story was aimless and a pure fable with no meaning attached to it. what was unbelievable in the story that you gave it as your story topic? Really you need to have your cranial cavity scanned to actually find out if the contents are still working @full capacity

KingMEXX: After going through the thread and the commenrs alike, i couldnt help imagining what kind of animals we are training in this country. @OP, the idea of replying every comment with a bit of sarcasm doesnt exhibit you as some tough guy who doesnt give in to people's comments, rather it depicts an individual that is jobless, uncivilised and lacks some common sense to understand that his story was aimless and a pure fable with no meaning attached to it. what was unbelievable in the story that you gave it as your story topic? Really you need to have your cranial cavity scanned to actually find out if the contents are still working @full capacity

vickyO:
i'm a debrained individual and my brain is a greater crap? was that called for? dude, stop over reacting to truthful statements made about your thread. your thread is crap, it makes no sense, what did you expect me to say? o boy, i believe you are so damn handsome, can i have your number? or what?
you're down right dumb for using that word, debrained, in this context,.... and replying everyone, with insults for that matter, shows what jobless dude you are.

k2039: Story story, Story.

I can't believe I just wasted about 3 minutes reading this dead crap, mtchew. Newbie trying to be relevant on his first post, mtchew.

2legit2qwt: Ok we've heard you're handsome. How is this romantic?

spaq:

n u jst wasted anoda 5mins typing rubbish... *long hiss*

Beync: Nice experience
Ok, have you try competing for the most beautiful boy in your yard?

playdude: Simply put;
Your brain lacks d mental capacity to picture this as a reality hence it becomes a fantasy...
Get desperate help b4 it worsens dan this, a tyme might come that ur name too will become a fable.

playdude: Agony of a lady that got more than she bargained for....Lolz