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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Jetland(m): 2:33pm On Aug 14, 2013
There is the reason why some of them look like eaglets.
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by kokoye(m): 2:41pm On Aug 14, 2013
Dont create a thread titled "20 Things Men Should Never Do".

Dont be a copycat ...Be innovative grin

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 2:41pm On Aug 14, 2013
vizboy: Read this joke btw akpors and his pastor. My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently accepted. 2 Mins later his mssg came in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Akpors: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpors: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.
Akpors: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Akpors: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings.
Akpors: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name.
pastor: thunder fire you

follow www.facebook.com/laughwithmedotcom for more jokes
I was having a good day before i read this! angry
Is this the best you can do with humor?

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 2:50pm On Aug 14, 2013
Lol @ number1


#teamNaturalbeaut
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by OkikiOluwa1(m): 2:51pm On Aug 14, 2013
Nice points. But I can see some of them also applicable to men.
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 2:53pm On Aug 14, 2013
kokoye: Stop counting the remaining number of condoms in the box grin
*covers face*
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by fapcrook(m): 2:54pm On Aug 14, 2013
Dont zip down for every dick and harry
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Jesuspikin87(m): 2:55pm On Aug 14, 2013
Donmichaelz: 21- Don't try to impress a guy cos you might end up apearing too good for him
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 2:55pm On Aug 14, 2013
Pasidon: don't snap and post pictures of u in a car even when its a lift
How about if it isn't a lift?

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 2:56pm On Aug 14, 2013
changes1: I love No. 20
20. And finally, ‘Never wish to be like any other woman. There are others out there envying you for who you are’

I have said it time and again. Ladies learn to improvise if you dont have what other ladies have. If you dont understand what I`m saying, pics speak more than words. Emulate the "car"

Lol.. Verry funny

Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by BabyLi: 2:57pm On Aug 14, 2013
No 18 really cracked me up. U know how a grasshoper walks talk more of when it is drunk.

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 3:05pm On Aug 14, 2013
val_dubem: ..You don't tell women what to do. They re like dogs that does what they like, anytime they want.

Too harsh.

18. is very amusing...
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 3:12pm On Aug 14, 2013
vizboy: Read this joke btw akpors and his pastor. My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently accepted. 2 Mins later his mssg came in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Akpors: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpors: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.
Akpors: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Akpors: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings.
Akpors: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name.
pastor: thunder fire you

follow www.facebook.com/laughwithmedotcom for more jokes

***Laughing in the dream hehehe...

Yeye pasto...
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 3:15pm On Aug 14, 2013
slap1: Do not go out with a man, eat nkwobi, isi ewu, shawarma, ice cream, etc, and when he takes you home, you tell him you're seeing your periodic table. It's wickedness!

No, nah times table... Hahaha
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by kokoye(m): 3:16pm On Aug 14, 2013
kofsy:
*covers face*

Gotcha ..

no worries...we forgive you. Just dont do it again. wink
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Stegomiah: 3:20pm On Aug 14, 2013
lakside s: The only person who ladies listen to is photographer
Am very damn sure they won't listen to u

This is so hillarious, kinda true, but not so true! Lool

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by kokoye(m): 3:21pm On Aug 14, 2013
Stop bringing amala and ewedu soup to work. tongue
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by kokoye(m): 3:22pm On Aug 14, 2013
You bought that 'engagement' ring.

Stop fooling yourself...take it off!

tongue

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by kokoye(m): 3:23pm On Aug 14, 2013
Stop trying to make your bridesmaids look ugly tongue

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by kokoye(m): 3:27pm On Aug 14, 2013
Stop beefing Toke Makinwa's accent, Linda Ikeji's hussle or Mercy Johnson's curves (before she get belle) tongue

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by bonna4u(m): 3:28pm On Aug 14, 2013
Do not wear a weave forever because it is expensive. When you hit your head due to discomfort arising from residual dirts and sweat from the old weave, men get scared thinking you are going mad.

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 3:29pm On Aug 14, 2013
*Stop the duckedmouth when taking pics, seriously it makes u look ugly even if u aint..
*Stop taking pics in the toilet..

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by BibiBasy(f): 3:30pm On Aug 14, 2013
You could just as well bore us with 1 thing guys should never do... Like, is it a crime for guys to shave their armpits too? 8 outta every 10 guys u see has xtremely bushy armpits!

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Nobody: 3:33pm On Aug 14, 2013
Which of the boys here like to date an ugly girl..dont you think an ugly girl deserve to be loved.so the ugly girl have to spend on her beauty.

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by motherofpearl: 3:36pm On Aug 14, 2013
Love no. 13...wish darling bev osu would see this! lovely write up
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by MissBiba(f): 3:42pm On Aug 14, 2013
val_dubem: ..You don't tell women what to do. They re like dogs that does what they like, anytime they want.
nd wat does dat makes u? Perhaps u've 4gtn dat it is dat same woman dat carried u in her womb 4 nine gud months

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by oxygen47: 3:48pm On Aug 14, 2013
lawanson44:
I was having a good day before i read this! angry
Is this the best you can do with humor?
Sadist!!!
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by osymary: 3:49pm On Aug 14, 2013
@ val,by dia fruits,we shall know dem. son of a likely dog
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by Olarewajub: 3:50pm On Aug 14, 2013
Must you copy and paste. An Australian blogger wrote this article and you are here taking all the credit without a link back.

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Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by jakesund(m): 3:50pm On Aug 14, 2013
Epic!!!

I love this write up...
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by flakkylegend(f): 3:50pm On Aug 14, 2013
Never wear a low bottom jeans with top above the hips and end up pulling it up every minute
Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by snowhill(m): 3:57pm On Aug 14, 2013
changes1: I love No. 20
20. And finally, ‘Never wish to be like any other woman. There are others out there envying you for who you are’

I have said it time and again. Ladies learn to improvise if you dont have what other ladies have. If you dont understand what I`m saying, pics speak more than words. Emulate the "car"
bein Psycho is not a crime man, dats y we ve Psychiatric.

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