[b]1. Do not shave off your eyebrows only to redraw them with a pencil… it makes no sense.

2. Do not put on too much make up, you end up looking like you came out of the make-up factory.

3. Do not wear a vest or sleeveless top without shaving your armpits or without a bra underneath.

4. Do not leave chipped nail polish to wear off on its own, there’s a reason why they sell nail polish remover.

5. If you can’t afford good quality weaves, don’t bother.

6. Do not do artificial nails that makes you look like a drag queen, simple is αℓωαчs sexy.

7. See-through leggings or a top used as a dress when you are out in public is a hell- to-the-no!

8. Never do things for a man with a hope of getting something in return, expectations are dangerous. Do it because you simply want to.

9. Never contradict what your man says - in public.

10. Never stalk the man that left you for the other woman.

11. Do not share your best friend’s personal life with every Tom, Dickk and Harry.

12. Women should never act on distress in relationships like checking your man’s phone, nagging him to death, and acting like a paranoid freak. You will simply release him to someone else by doing so.

13. Never dish out your entire family drama on a first date. The guy just wants to know about you.

14. Stop obsessing over your body. It’s good to eat healthy and work out but let’s leave it at that.

15. Never over-accessoriz­e. stop looking like a Christmas tree.

16. Never leave home without lipgloss, your phone and most of all, your dignity.

17. Never leave your used sanitary towel in the toilet for the next person to see.
Women please!

18. Never wear very high heels if you can’t do the Naomi Campbell walk. You look like a drunk grasshopper.

19. Never wear short skirts and low cut tops when off to an interview. You will create the wrong impression.

20. And finally, ‘Never wish to be like any other woman. There are others out there envying you for who you are’[/b]

http://www.sundayworld.co.za/lifestyle/2013/04/12/20-things-women-should-never-ever-do

Number one is just ridiculous; they prefer that pencil drawing to the natural one that God put there, as if their faces are drawing books. I hope they'll repent.

Do not pee like a man!

21. Never fall pregnant on purpose, hoping to trap a man into marrying you.

22. Never date a married man, he will never leave his wife for you.

23. Never sleep your way to the top, you will lose your dignity.

24. Do not wear a skirt that stops above the knee, men will never take you seriously.

Obviously our Women no de hear word

kokoye: Do not pee like a man!

Am crying#

When you visit a guy in his house, do not carry all his belongings away - chains, sweater, T-shirts, perf, etc...Abi you wan run us down like Savannah Bank ni?

Ok nooow wish dem go hear am esp the ones wey don marrry

Most Nigerian Ladies are very insecure-painting face like Picasso by the hour-by the time dem reach 40 dem go look like old cargoes-confused bunch.

Waiting for the next thread - 20 things men should never do.

Do not release!! It's nasty as f*ck..

Teh them too

Stop thinking a guy refused to ask you out only because he's intimidated.

I love No. 20
20. And finally, ‘Never wish to be like any other woman. There are others out there envying you for who you are’

I have said it time and again. Ladies learn to improvise if you dont have what other ladies have. If you dont understand what I`m saying, pics speak more than words. Emulate the "car"

Learn to share your man....and bed.

I shouldn't go out without a lipgloss? That will forever happen na

Dont get upset when politely asked if you are adding weight

Stop counting the remaining number of condoms in the box

Nice one, love dis. Simplicity is d best custom

don't snap and post pictures of u in a car even when its a lift

The only person who ladies listen to is photographer
Am very damn sure they won't listen to u

Read this joke btw akpors and his pastor. My pastor added me on facebook and i innocently accepted. 2 Mins later his mssg came in:.
Pastor: how are you?
Akpors: am fine my daddy.
Pastor: may the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head
Akpors: (no reply)
Pastor: may the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.
Akpors: (no reply)
Pastor: are you there?
Akpors: yes my daddy
Pastor: you should be saying amen to claim the Blesings.
Akpors: ok, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name.
pastor: thunder fire you

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nekaa: I shouldn't go out without a lipgloss? That will forever happen na

dnt also tell me u are suffering from dyslexia..read the post again..@op I pray this changes dem cause each passing day jst increases my hatred for girls with no dignity in them

braine: Number one is just ridiculous; they prefer that pencil drawing to the natural one that God put there, as if their faces are drawing books. I hope they'll repent.

Funny though but dats true. I prefer being natural sha rather dan those drawings.

nerodenero: Waiting for the next thread - 20 things men should never do.

pls do I beg u see as dem de mk mouth

Do not tell your man you have headache when he is turgid!

Remeber to put lift the toilet seat back up!

21- Don't try to impress a guy cos you might end up apearing too Good for him,be yourself

22-dont build on ur beauty alone,build on your personality

23-dont compare your fiance,BF,husband with any other person,its demoralizing

24-dont ignore the above cos out of it is the issue of Life