Firstgentleman1: Na now i just dey understand ur case. So, a whole church congregation no fit deliver u? E be lyk say mr. Lucifer don build estate 4 ur head o. El-rufai sef no fit demolish am finish.

true talk bro no b only estate self en don get state capital 4 dia

rock, dis one Wey u dey give us..na short short updates ....abeg make u make am long like river Nile ...thanks.ur story is making me glued to NL

Good morning ladies and gentleman, make i go sleep my early morning sleep, i would be back

The rock5555: Good morning ladies and gentleman, make i go sleep my early morning sleep, i would be back

U̶̲̥̅̊ dey sleep early mornin sleep?? U no dey go work?

The rock5555: Good morning ladies and gentleman, make i go sleep my early morning sleep, i would be back

Early morning sleep or early morning update?

Abegi, stand up con nack me something.

Guy nice work. Choooi e don tey I comment last

Waiting patiently for the next update

Rock I no want jst disturb u yesterdai cos u dn taya...but as mawnin don reach I must disturb u...abeg cum nack us more yarn abeg o

*yawns* Am back pple, make i go brush teeth and chop that sweet smelling rice my sister cook this morning.

*knees down and prays* God abeg make ASUU to wait till next year before calling off strike, so that my sister go continue dey cook for me.

By the way this thread don make me forget my babe(s) chai, make i begin dial their number because i nid puny juice to clear my head today and bring una plenty updates

Chai,rock,xo u keep us dey wait 4 u,while u dey enjoy ur puny wateva juice,no make me swear make u choke o.Xo u beta come update.Chai,rock,xo u keep us dey wait 4 u,while u dey enjoy ur puny wateva juice,no make me swear make u choke o.Xo u beta come update.Chai,rock,xo u keep us dey wait 4 u,while u dey enjoy ur puny wateva juice,no make me swear make u choke o.Xo u beta come update.

Typing new update....

The rock5555: *yawns* Am back pple, make i go brush teeth and chop that sweet smelling rice my sister cook this morning.

*knees down and prays* God abeg make ASUU to wait till next year before calling off strike, so that my sister go continue dey cook for me.

By the way this thread don make me forget my babe(s) chai, make i begin dial their number because i nid puny juice to clear my head today and bring una plenty updates

So, u dey pray. I no surprise, devil sef quote bible 4 Jesus

Waiting to read new update....

you are the bomb sorry the best, more ororo to your elbow

We stood shocked to the bone marrow and we waited for our sins to be exposed, my heart was beating at 750beats per minute.

"What would i explain that happened now or what we were doing there" were the words that was coming into my head.

My d!cck had shrinked to the most minimum size available and we waited while the knocking continued, i wondered why the person wanted to attract attention to us until i heard a voice.

"Bros no be there, na the other shop them dey sell recharge card"

"Ow" the stupid fool that was banging the door taught that it was a recharge card shop and he came to wake the shop owner or so he thought.

We heaved a sign of relief and i wanted going back because i heard the church sharing the grace but Mercy drew me back and started kissing me.

She this babe sef no fear, she just continue to dey smooch me anyhow, i was thinking of stoping the show and running back to church but another part of me spearheaded by my dicck was urging me on because i dont know when next time go dey.

I choosed option two and i grabbed her well and increased my smooching practice, my hand found way to her twins tower and she moaned in my mouth.

To enable us dress quickly if any need arises i just put my hands in her already blossoming boobs and squeezed them harder while my JT cried out for its own part of the action.

My hand went down and cupped her mound then i inserted one finger inside her and started fingering her while she almost ate my lips in pleasure.

"Mr brain, abeg tell this hand to comot from my bedroom na, i don tire to dey wait" my d!cck sent a PM to my brain and my hands was relived of its duty as my JT took over the ministry.

I plunged into her and she was taken by both suprise and pleasure and she lost control and hit the back of the kiosk hard.

My mind was beating hard and stood still like a ghost with a pounding heart.

Mercy must have noticed my silence as she opened her eyes and asked me what was wrong.

"You dont know that someone could hear the noise"

"Abeg continue before i start making more noise"

This girl na freak, she no even care sef, i continue thrusting hard until we got tired of that position and i showed her a style that i happend to watch during a porn movie that i saw on my classmate phone.

She bent down and i thrust her from behind and continue bleeping her while she moan quietly.

We cleaned up ourselves and adjusted our clothes like better children and she ran home while i bounced upstairs to meet everyone watching film in the palour.

My greatest mistake was not thinking of a lie before coming up, because as i saw them i wanted running back but my father called me back.

"Where are you from"my father said.

"I slept in church, i forgot when church closed, its just now i woke up" i said the most dumbest lie that came to my head.

The lie was too poor to be true because if i was truly sleeping, the ushers that were locking the church would have seen me, abi na invincibilty sleep i go sleep.

The laughter from my siblings and mother eased the tension immediately and they started calling me, 'mr sleep-sleep'.

My dad was stil not convinced but there was nothing he could he just used the sleeping issue as a talking point.

"Uduak how old are you?"

"13years" i answered him as if he was not the one that gave birth to me.

"So you are 13years"

"Going to 14"i fired back.

"So you are almost 14"

"But still 13" i fired again.

He knew that i was using him to play, but that day was sunday so he controlled his temper and continued talking.

"So since 13years you have not stop sleeping in the house of God, look at your kid sister she dont sleep but you even if its evening devotion and you were watching film before being called as soon as the say in Jesus name you would start dozing"

I stood waiting for him to complete his extra long sermon while i started thinking of the future, me no send o, but his last words struck me in the spinal cord.

"There would be no afternoon food for you so go and asked God to deliver you"

Damn, so i don miss this fried rice and chicken meat, chineke meh, i felt bad and went to my room.

I had already stocked my bag in my room with garri, sugar, kwili kwili and other stuffs like oranges incase of any emergencies like this.

I even stole a cup and spoon to push my ministry forward, i locked my door after taking a plate of water.

I mixed my garrium sulphide and arranged my raging stomach while i thought on the plan to deal with that babe called Joy.

I dont know why i always think well when am drinking garri, because the moment i took ten spoons an idea banged my head.

REVENGE MISSION IN PROGRESS....

******TO BE CONTINUED*******

Guy share me wit ur sister 4 2go.I knw say she go be VIRGIN as a pastor's daughter

wisdom-w:
Guy share me wit ur sister 4 2go.I knw say she go be VIRGIN as a pastor's daughter

kai...na watin i wan just ask am...but i no dey meet am online... #BOIZ ARE NOT SMILING#

*Huh* sighs of relieve
i hv bin following ur story for the past 4 days nw, am happy i finally caught up.

Nice story, u were a problem child. Hope sey u no bad lyk dis again ?

Ah! @last am there u to much mr rock more petrol to generator.

keep trying,u've got the talent..

@wisdom-w and patholaw

Make una no try my patience o or i turn una to frog and chicken.

@candace16 and oluwawunmi

Una dey welcome to the family.

@king parel

Thank u sire.

Typing new update......

Rock make I call u for fone b4 u go sabi say I da hungry 4 more gist...no looseguard mi o

The rock5555: "Mummy we wan go wash clothes" we asked our mother who was mortified at our sudden idea of washing clothes in the stream, we always washed at home but that day we plan to go to the notorious river Benue.

We were allowed to go but we never told anyone that we were going to river benue because it was not save for us.

Alot of people had been drown in that river except Jukun people:Dit seems those people created the river.

We hooked up with our second gang which was mercy and a friend of her's, then we began our long trekk from north bank to river benue with heavy basins of clothes on our heads.

"When we finally reached the river we shouted yeah mehn and jumped into the river to start swimming.

I was showing my amarture level of swimming to impress mercy and i continued going deeper while they all hailed me, i wanted to rest and i found myself sinking like a stone.

"Make una help me, i don dey die" i screamed at them while they gave me a towel to hold and drag me out.

I continued my swimming in the shallow part of the river with the girls which i and mercy were doing underground handling.

We totally forgot about the clothe we came to wash and we were even encourage to play more when we asked a man for the time and he said 12pm. What we did not know was that the person we asked was a foolish drunkard who just looked at his phone and said what pleased him.

After we were through with washing we wearily packed our loads and walked back gladly home thinking it was about three pm.

We reached home and saw 6:30pm, while our parents quized us about our where abouts, we had no choice but to tell them the truth. Our asre was baptised with koboko that day and since then i never mistake myself to cross the waters of river benue not to talk of entering the water.
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Manchester united was having a champions league football match one night and i did not want to miss the match but the problem was my parents.

They dont allow me go out anything from 8pm and the match was scheduled for 8:45pm, i thought of every lie to tell but non was good enough until i called my oga with two big horns.

The man never fails because an idea came into my head and i put into practice, i took a bucket and told everybody that i was going to our well downstairs to fecth water.

My intentions was just to go and see manchester united line up and formation and then come back but when i saw my football hero; c.ronaldo was going to play i concluded that i was going to watch only first half.

I ended up watch the game to the end and i proudly bounced home only to find my rubber was not there and the well was closed.

I was afraid because i was sure am in trouble so i sneaked to the door and pushed it. Damn, it was locked.

My father had locked me outside and told my siblings that anyone that opened the door for me would sleep with me outside, so they all pretended to be asleep when i shouted everyones name.

I was afraid and i quickly ran to Idowu's house to find him sleeping outside on a bench.

"Idowu, how far, why you dey sleep outside for this cold, abi your body na warmer" i joked at him while forgetting that i was also in trouble.

"Oboy, them lock me outside, na here i go sleep till morning so no disturb me"

i was suprised, i thought i waould have chance to sleep in their house till morning but he was also faced with the dilenma of sleeping outside.

I went home fustrated and i got out a bench and placed it near our fence and fell into a horror filled dream, i prayed that God would not allow wicth catch me till morning before i slept.

But it seemed that God was asleep during my prayer because that night by 12midnight something happened.

******TO BE CONTINUED*******

Pls, point of correct. Do not misuse the name of thy LORD.
GOD does not sleep, but your unfaithfulness cause it.

Macelliot:
Pls, point of correct. Do not misuse the name of thy LORD.
GOD does not sleep, but your unfaithfulness cause it.

Ok sir, na me sleep no be God

***Typeing all d way 4rm my toilet seat***
if u still get mercy's contact,make u link me.i dy interested@therock5555 my main man.

***Typeing all d way 4rm my toilet seat***
if u still get mercy's contact,make u link me.i dy interested@therock5555 my main man.:>

Parents listen to your children,
For they are the leaders of tomorrow,
Try and pay their school fees,
And give them the best education.

We grudgingly sang as we grudgingly matched to our classes or would i say cat walked, we were furioused because of the useless song that the jss1 students brought up for matching song as if we are primary school students.

I went to the class and i saw the person i was planning for was blocking the door.

This babe dey mad o, na me she wan try abi?i walked to her and i expected her to give me way but she stand firm.

"I go jam you, better comot from my road" i threatened while she laughed at my empty threat.

I ran like umaga and rushed at her hoping that she would come out of the way but i was wrong because she stood firm.

I realised my error and tried stopping but i was too late as she grabbed me in a warm embrace.

Students started screaming excitedly and shouting 'see husband and wife'.

I was so angry and i felt like entering under ground while she smile ovious of her victory over me.

It seems like she also was planning for me over the weekend, my plan suddenly formed a new dimension and it was looking good because of what she did so i slipped from her embrace and walked to Antonia's seat and embraced her.

The whole class was suprised at my attitude and they started teasing Joy.

"Joy,so you allow somebody take your husband from you abi, peter you too much, only you get two fine babes" the class jeered as Joy lost her temper and before i could say 'help me lord' a hot slap landed on both my face and Anthonia's.

I held my face with tears welling up, i was almost crying not because it was that painful but because the same girl had flogged my ass and slap me without me doing nothing.

A fight burst out between the two girls while the class hailed them. I stood there like an iroko with beating heart then julian touched me.

"Guy, you know say na because of you them dey fight"

"How is it me, na me send them"

"Ok wait let Mr sikiru come and catch them then you would know who caused it"

The mention of Mr Sikiru's name put my brain in action and i quickly started thinking who to choose among them.

If i choose Antonia now, Joy go vex but if i choose Joy, Anthonia go provoke, nawao.

But joy fine pass Anthonia and she get brain pass her sef, i settled on Joy and i seperated their wrestling match but i payed with a price because at that moment Anthonia sent a timely slap on Joy which my face happened to be inbetween them and it landed on my shine skull head(Chai,only me collect two slaps in one day).

I wondered why they were fighting for one smally boy like me, a feeling of pride got over me but another feeling of guilt overwhelmed me because they were both keeping malise throughout that day.

Any time i wanted to go to the back seats,Joy eye would be following me like spider woman and i would divert to another person's seat.

Truth was i wanted to apologize to Anthonia but it was like i was in bondage and could do nothing.

A WEEK LATER....

"we would be attending this year's children's day and our school would be among those matching that day,so if you are interested you can come to the football field during break period and partake" the proprietor announced that day on the assembly ground.

I went with my possesive girlfriend back to class, the girl was not giving me breathing space atall and i wondered if i was blind before i choosed her over Anthonia.

If i wanted to submit assignment i must tell her, if i want to go for break, we must go together, even toilet to ease myself was with her.

She was more like a sugar mummy than a girlfriend and she found every way to trap me without even offering me a kiss sef.

I concluded in my mind to join the people that were representing the school for children's day marching, so that day during break i slipped out and went to the field were other students had began gathering.

Atleast that was the closet thing to being a soldier or so i thought, i had always envied soldiers but my papa wont allow it so i dont even try to tell him that at all.

Our trainer was a soldier man so he drilled us well, anyone that made a mistake was sent back to class.

We tried different commands for over 2hours and i began feeling dizzy, if na so soldier hard, i wont join again joor, i cried out while my partners laughed.

"Left turn" i turned right in fustration and i was caught and sent back to school which was almost closing.

When the bell rang i saw Joy coming to me with an angry face which made my legs grew weak.

"My brothers are calling you" she shouted at me as she dragged me to the place they were both standing a little distance from us.

I could see their teeths gritting in impatience and i started thinking how one of their blow would be on my dry bones called body.

"But what did i do" i asked her,

"Dont worry when they are through with you, you would know"
******TO BE CONTINUED*******

Daniel2802: ***Typeing all d way 4rm my toilet seat***
if u still get mercy's contact,make u link me.i dy interested@therock5555 my main man.

Yeye boy.... Shm

Man must wack he blike u no da chop as before again o

One day,2+ troubles. Lol

Guy come update abeg.... But u fuckup na anthonia u for choose