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Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 7:30pm On Aug 22, 2013
Lawd!! Fart and strenght ke, Loool..gringringrin
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 7:37pm On Aug 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..Sweeny have u ever had a guy wit deep voice farther loud around u?..we nod to hook up..serriously smiley
You are obsessed with fart today alright all the best..with your loud fart
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Enegod(m): 7:37pm On Aug 22, 2013
this should be in joke section
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 7:41pm On Aug 22, 2013
Enegod: this should be in joke section

..bro this is a seditious topic..fart loud in a publick library and c how babes will be eyeing u...4real...u don't believe me?..try it! undecided
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 7:51pm On Aug 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..bro this is a seditious topic..fart loud in a publick library and c how babes will be eyeing u...4real...u don't believe me?..try it! undecided
Did any girl compliment your fart today undecidedgrin
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Popowaa: 7:59pm On Aug 22, 2013
Lol
-Mr Cork-:


..bro this is a seditious topic..fart loud in a publick library and c how babes will be eyeing u...4real...u don't believe me?..try it! undecided
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Enegod(m): 7:59pm On Aug 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..bro this is a seditious topic..fart loud in a publick library and c how babes will be eyeing u...4real...u don't believe me?..try it! undecided
*farts on thread* angry this should be in toilet section
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 8:11pm On Aug 22, 2013
Baybe: Did any girl compliment your fart today undecidedgrin

..yes,3 Uganda babes; sandboy,nanalady and booqee babe..they love fart..they said it sounds romantic
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 8:16pm On Aug 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..calm down Linda..no nid for volience embarassed

I ain't even mad Amanda
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 10:01pm On Aug 22, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..thank you bingo' lipsrsealed
you're welcome cockerel. grin
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 10:15pm On Aug 22, 2013
..but y do people always accuse dark skin guys of farthing in public even when they innocent?,,,,,,please advise
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 10:18pm On Aug 22, 2013
..and if u r ugly..your 1000present guilty..why is this?
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 10:46pm On Aug 22, 2013
na wa for dis guy o
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 10:52pm On Aug 22, 2013
booqee: na wa for dis guy o

..Sweery .describe your sef undecided
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 10:56pm On Aug 22, 2013
..so women r not attracted to guys who fart loud?
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Bootybuttchic(f): 10:58pm On Aug 22, 2013
Corky joe grin grin grin always mad
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by 190theclown: 12:14am On Aug 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..calm down Linda..no nid for volience embarassed


ROTFL grin grin
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 12:54am On Aug 23, 2013
You have still not changed undecided
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Andyblaze: 1:21am On Aug 23, 2013
Cork suck my cuck
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 1:24am On Aug 23, 2013
Andyblaze: Cork suck my cuck
grin grin grin
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by deshclones(m): 7:13am On Aug 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..calm down Linda..no nid for volience embarassed


Don't mind the sucker...dude thinks we don't know u and him had a thing for eachoda...spits
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 8:15am On Aug 23, 2013
deshclones:


Don't mind the sucker...dude thinks we don't know u and him had a thing for eachoda...spits

..yep, ask your woman..anyways, bak to the serious topic..ladies,is it true u associate loud fart to energy,power and good Living..please advise
embarassed

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Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 10:05am On Aug 23, 2013
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
-Mr Cork-:
..but y do people always accuse dark skin guys of farthing in public even when they innocent?,,,,,,please advise
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Nobody: 10:19am On Aug 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..yes,3 Uganda babes; sandboy,nanalady and booqee babe..they love fart..they said it sounds romantic
not even possible..cos i'd have been dead by now. Ur fart is smelly and destructive like dat. I wonder how peggy copes cry
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 10:47am On Aug 23, 2013
..Lukily for you ladies.. unlike Homebased guys, we Londoners do not fart loud….... we rely ONLY on Swaaaga to pull women! wink
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 11:07am On Aug 23, 2013
booqee: not even possible..cos i'd have been dead by now. Ur fart is smelly and destructive like dat. I wonder how peggy copes cry

...so if u not from Uganda, wher u from?...u loook them though! undecided
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Candyness(f): 11:34am On Aug 23, 2013
-Mr Cork-:


..calm down Linda..no nid for volience embarassed

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Beync(f): 11:34am On Aug 23, 2013
Walks in
Perceives farts
Covers nose
Exits immediately
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 11:55am On Aug 23, 2013
Beync: Walks in
Perceives farts
Covers nose
Exits immediately


..^^^^Sprays air freshner & opens window wide...Thank God!! angry
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Beync(f): 12:08pm On Aug 23, 2013
Mixing air freshener with ur farts
Still pukes
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork: 12:12pm On Aug 23, 2013
Beync: Mixing air freshener with ur farts
Still pukes

^^^^Exactly why she's struggling to find a man! undecided
Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Andyblaze: 12:18pm On Aug 23, 2013
Cork, One thing I've noticed is that a bushy anus produces Smellier Farts. If u calculate the amount of diverting force parallel to the height of bushiness the velocity slowly drains the combustion power of the Fart. I tried this method on Mondi Cheeks

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