Pathetic answer....pray GEJ has been doing wonders since he got there! He has been fighting corruption including refusing to grant a presidential pardon to his Godfather convict

He has indeed gotten EFCC busy by sanctioning the prosecution of corrupt people including his party members and the fuel subsidy thieves who are known sponsors of his 2011 election

Oh GEJ has put a great stop to crude oil theft at his backyard by SS criminals

Indeed wonder-worker GEJ govt have deviced a means to police well our crude oil pipelines by increasing and funding well our security agencies rather than awarding pipeline security contracts to known criminals and goons

GEJ has really done well by reducing the price of fuel from N65 to N30 and not trying to snuff life out of the masses who had to defy all odds to force their magnanimous president to reduce the price from a life-threatning N140 to N97

He indeed has delivered on his promise of building 3 more refineries hence importation of petroleum products have reduced drastically

GEJ has indeed done well by polarising Nigerians along ethnicity and religious divide never before witnessed in this country

GEJ is sure performing wonders by plunging us back into needless debt while obliterating the debt forgiveness gains OBJ govt recorded and also almost wiping out the excess crude money

GEJ is sure the best this country has had in recent times cos he knew where the shoe pinches us since he was shoeless but now clueless when faced with challenges of nationhood

So much so for increased power generation and cut throat tarriffs and electricity charges we have had to battle with under him yet churning out the age-hold flimsy excuses of 'we are on top of the situation'

Nigerians have never had it so bad with a president who plays politics with our security choosing to name call people(opposition) has sponsors and supporters of a terrorist group which has tended to cripple his govt but lacking the political might to bring the people to book since he knows the people are gullible but will join him in chorusing the same propaganda

[/quote]So you're out to defend Americans, when there is drought inSomalia and their media houses told the world that all Africans are hungry, you think we're all happy about that.author=Jakumo]The title of this thread suggests a story of culture clash and criminality in which an African visits North America where he encounters racism for the first time, gets busted for littering, loses his shirt and credit cards to a Vegas hooker, picks his front teeth off the sidewalk after a drunken bar fight, is jailed for identify theft, and finally deported for immigration fraud.

Instead of a nice juicy tale of missed opportunities in the Land of Opportunity, all we get is the lame account of a person who experienced a minor earth tremor while on an America visit, and then, wrongly concluding the entire United States of America is prone to major earth-quakes, swears never to go there again.

Something tells me President Obama won't be losing much sleep wondering whether this self-taught African seismologist will ever grace American shores again with his esteemed presence.

Longeria: That's major reason you must vote JONATHAN again, otherwise you will pray for Afghanistan visa when Association of pathetic creatures, APC, takes over.

Jakumo: The title of this thread suggests a story of culture clash and criminality in which an African visits North America where he encounters racism for the first time, gets busted for littering, loses his shirt and credit cards to a Vegas hooker, picks his front teeth off the sidewalk after a drunken bar fight, is jailed for identify theft, and finally deported for immigration fraud.

Instead of a nice juicy tale of missed opportunities in the Land of Opportunity, all we get is the lame account of a person who experienced a minor earth tremor while on an America visit, and then, wrongly concluding the entire United States of America is prone to major earth-quakes, swears never to go there again.

Something tells me President Obama won't be losing much sleep wondering whether this self-taught African seismologist will ever grace American shores again with his esteemed presence.

bilms: Ofcourse, no past president did achieve what gej achieved in term of failure, like taking Nigeria to highest level of unemployment rate in history(68%), worst security bridges(military), waste of innocent lives(bokoharam), hardship in its highest form(increased poverty rate as a result of bad policies, e.g,subsidy), high level of covered physical corruption(police pension committe,fuel subsidy thieves all covered by gej), abuse of power(pardon of a convict criminal, Alam, gej's godfather), raw tribalism and sectional promotion (asari,edwin,etc), falling education (asu) etc.

Longeria: That's major reason you must vote JONATHAN again, otherwise you will pray for Afghanistan visa when Association of pathetic creatures, APC, takes over.

Longeria: That's major reason you must vote JONATHAN again, otherwise you will pray for Afghanistan visa when Association of pathetic creatures, APC, takes over.

Longeria:
That's major reason you must vote JONATHAN again, otherwise you will pray for Afghanistan visa when Association of pathetic creatures, APC, takes over.

bilms:
Ofcourse, no past president did achieve what gej achieved in term of failure, like taking Nigeria to highest level of unemployment rate in history(68%), worst security bridges(military), waste of innocent lives(bokoharam), hardship in its highest form(increased poverty rate as a result of bad policies, e.g,subsidy), high level of covered physical corruption(police pension committe,fuel subsidy thieves all covered by gej), abuse of power(pardon of a convict criminal, Alam, gej's godfather), raw tribalism and sectional promotion (asari,edwin,etc), falling education (asu) etc.