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Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:49pm On Jun 11, 2008
@sly

nutin like that
shes just 19 4 cryin out loud
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:49pm On Jun 11, 2008
MICHELIN SHARP DAT CUTLASS WELL WELL ,IT MUST BE VERY SHARP angry angry angry WE NEED TO CASTERATE DAT MAN TO UNVEIL THE JUJU ,WHAT RUBBISH ,MICHELIN CARRY AXE TOO COS ME I CARRY AK47 GUN,DAT MAN GO HEAR SOMETHING TODAY,NONSENSE angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DaPhoenix(f): 11:49pm On Jun 11, 2008
StephenP:

Tell Stephen he must marry me cheesy.

Lies. I just want your money and maybe babies.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by RThESlyR: 11:50pm On Jun 11, 2008
StephenP:

Tell Stephen he must marry me cheesy.
Are u sleeping or drunk bwoi? cheesy
Tell who to marry who? cheesy
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by StephenP(m): 11:51pm On Jun 11, 2008
®Th£ Sly®:

Are u sleeping or drunk bwoi? cheesy
Tell who to marry who? cheesy

I know that's what she would say grin

DaPhoenix:

Lies. I just want your money and maybe babies.

My babies? Hope you can handle triplets?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 11:53pm On Jun 11, 2008
In short this girl problem started in a church so she needs spiritual solution, Make dem carry her go the nearest crusade, retreat or total experience for immediate deliverance and restoration.

Kia!!

See the guy eye dey shine like e'qui-qui (owl), ehn no fit believe say the juju wey ehn use knack the girl work. I dey suspect say na akwa ibom man be that.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:53pm On Jun 11, 2008
that must have been the trado wedding.what a beauty.
see the man and his eyes again?
tufia!!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:

MICHELIN SHARP DAT CUTLASS WELL WELL ,IT MUST BE VERY SHARP angry angry angry WE NEED TO CASTERATE DAT MAN TO UNVEIL THE JUJU ,WHAT RUBBISH ,MICHELIN CARRY AXE TOO COS ME I CARRY AK47 GUN,DAT MAN GO HEAR SOMETHING TODAY,NONSENSE angry angry angry angry angry

Goshhhhhhhhhh! I nor think say for this life I go ever see something like that. Wasted beauty and life. No No No! These two man don't deserve pity. Their blood must flow!
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by RThESlyR: 11:54pm On Jun 11, 2008
ruky_ivy:

@sly

nutin like that
shes just 19 4 cryin out loud
Bummer!!! angry
The baby is soooooooooo gorgeous!. . . sad angry
How i wish i was in a position to help! sad
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DaPhoenix(f): 11:54pm On Jun 11, 2008
StephenP:

I know that's what she would say grin

You're a mind reader now right?
StephenP:

My babies? Hope you can handle triplets?

shocked
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 11:55pm On Jun 11, 2008
NNe that babe is beyond one-daful.

See racket wet brick layer land O!!

If I marry wor-wor babe with all my degrees then I Bleep up.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jun 11, 2008
na waoooo how dis girl life go jus waste like dat sad cry anyways its not too late to do something angry angry angry
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:56pm On Jun 11, 2008
why didn't the man see people of his level.
Ruky how old is he sef

that's if we can even vouch for his real age
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by onyinye2(f): 11:56pm On Jun 11, 2008
well [b]michelin [/b]there was nothing wrong with this man. he treats me like the queen i am. and what would be so wrong if i did marry him??
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by DaPhoenix(f): 11:57pm On Jun 11, 2008
jennykadry:

na waoooo how this girl life go jus waste like that sad cry anyways its not too late to do something angry angry angry

Yeah. Who's got a gun?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by debosky(m): 11:58pm On Jun 11, 2008
where bricklayer find money do traditional wedding and oyibo wedding sef? grin

PS - one or two pastors messing up doesn't mean you should condemn them - the people who submit to such instructions are to blame - we all have the Spirit of God inside us as Christians, and you will answer for your life in the end, not the pastor. If you receive a 'vision' or instruction from the pastor that you believe (after seeking God's face personally) is NOT in line with the true will of God for your life, please do not follow it.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 11:58pm On Jun 11, 2008
Esss:

NNe that babe is beyond one-daful.

See racket wet brick layer land O!!

If I marry wor-wor babe with all my degrees then I mess up.

you better join Jehovah witness.
at least you will be guaranteed of the finest girl in the parish
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 11:59pm On Jun 11, 2008
where bricklayer find money do traditional wedding and oyibo wedding sef? 

PS - one or two pastors messing up doesn't mean you should condemn them - the people who submit to such instructions are to blame - we all have the Spirit of God inside us as Christians, and you will answer for your life in the end, not the pastor. If you receive a 'vision' or instruction from the pastor that you believe (after seeking God's face personally) is NOT in line with the true will of God for your life, please do not follow it.

it got 2 a stage when dey were askin 4 little little amt of moni
d guy come dey cry, i know it sounds untrue
but its d truth
ask aw much them dey ask for
500,200,highest 1000
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 12:00am On Jun 12, 2008
DaPhoenix:

Yeah. Who's got a gun?

Screw guns mens!! That guy needs to pay for crossing the boundaries. Stealing such a beauty from us young guys. He needs to be totured first then put down. That will send a message to all brick layers who are thinking of doing the same.


See how that guy just damage the fine girl family tree.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 12:00am On Jun 12, 2008
debosky:

where bricklayer find money do traditional wedding and oyibo wedding sef? grin


I'm sure her parents or the Church paid for the whole thing.
How many bricks and buckets of water will pay for the coral beads on her neck talk less of weddings.
They must have also waived the dowry too.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 12:03am On Jun 12, 2008
even if he single handedly carried the bricks that built the carter bridge,he no fit.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 12:04am On Jun 12, 2008
debosky:

where bricklayer find money do traditional wedding and oyibo wedding sef? grin

PS - one or two pastors messing up doesn't mean you should condemn them - the people who submit to such instructions are to blame - we all have the Spirit of God inside us as Christians, and you will answer for your life in the end, not the pastor. If you receive a 'vision' or instruction from the pastor that you believe (after seeking God's face personally) is NOT in line with the true will of God for your life, please do not follow it.

Dude pray those fraudstars dont get you men. they'll milk you dry then use you for suya. Brain-washing is a terrible thing. But this one na JUJU. Brain-washing cant achieve such miraculous results. Fine girls no dey fall mugu like this, especially not for brick-layers.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 12:06am On Jun 12, 2008
Ruky please tell me he owns a construction company or a brick making factory.
I cannot imagine that girl marrying a man that carries bricks at a construction site with torn knickers,eating mamaput and drinking pure water at breaktime.
That's the image I have in my head
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 12:07am On Jun 12, 2008
@ ruky


How is the marriage going now. I want u to be honest.


Cos it seems we are castigating the man based on looks and prolly his percieved financial status. That might be kinda shallow.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:08am On Jun 12, 2008
EVEN MY WHITE FRIEND SHOCK WHEN SHE SEE THAT MAN. SHE SAY "HA! SO BOOGYMAN NOR BE MYTH! I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP AGAIN!"
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 12:10am On Jun 12, 2008
@shenique
we wish he had a construction company
we wldnt have been complaining now
if 2 say na even one kain twitched up educated guy
or evn exposed at least
our complaints wld be less

dis one na d young shall grow bricklayer
he isin his mid 30s
but my broda talk say d way e dey see d guy d guy don
dey pass mid 40s grin
LET ME PAINT D PICS WELL
UNA SABI ALL DIS KONK YORUAISH GUYS
WEY GET IBADAN ACCENT
IF DEY SEE HE NA SHE DEM GO CALL AM

INFACT NA HESHE WE DEY CALL AM 4 HOUSE
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by sheniqua: 12:10am On Jun 12, 2008
Uche2nna:

@ ruky


How is the marriage going now. I want u to be honest.


Cos it seems we are castigating the man based on looks and prolly his percieved financial status. That might be kind of shallow.

Uche please don't say that thing again
I remember you saying you had a younger sister about to get into the university.
How would you feel if she sent you a mail telling you she's decided to marry a molue conductor in her parish.
Won't you fly down from Utah to talk or beat some sense into her head?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:11am On Jun 12, 2008
@ Ruky

Please answer these questions

1. How old is the man?
2. As someone has aksed: has he got a company?
3. As Jenny as asked: how does she cope with intimacy?
4. Where that pastor dey stay?
5. Why una nor kill the man?
6. As Uche has asked: How is the marriage going?
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Esss(m): 12:11am On Jun 12, 2008
sheniqua:

Ruky please tell me he owns a construction company or a brick making factory.
I cannot imagine that girl marrying a man that carries bricks at a construction site with torn knickers,eating mamaput and drinking pure water at breaktime.
That's the image I have in my head

What do you want to hear?? Hard hat and steel toe wearing brick layer that works a 9 - 5 job, with a company car and driver that eats lunch at Mr. biggs and tantalizers and belongs to a union with an I.D card??

My dear the picture in your head is what it is. best believe. Look at the dude FFS.
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by chinesedoll(f): 12:12am On Jun 12, 2008
@UCHE

YEA I TINK D MARRIAGE IS GOIN FINE
WENT THERE 2 VISIT DEM ONCE B4 I CAME OVER 2 D UK
NA BABY D GIRL DEY CALL AM SEF
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Nobody: 12:12am On Jun 12, 2008
@RUKY!
woah. , what kind of hairdo is that? shocked the wedding pix
Re: Beware Of Pastors Matchmaking by Uche2nna(m): 12:13am On Jun 12, 2008
ruky_ivy:

@UCHE

YEA I TINK D MARRIAGE IS GOIN FINE
WENT THERE 2 VISIT DEM ONCE B4 I CAME OVER 2 D UK
NA BABY D GIRL DEY CALL AM SEF

So what the heck are we saying then.

@ Sheni

As far as she is going to be happy with it, then it is ok with me.

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