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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:08am On Aug 29, 2013
since madam waitress dey sleep , mk I run enter her fridge go collect chilled shine shine bobo tk step down my remaining suya.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:09am On Aug 29, 2013
**Walking into the bar**

CFC a bottle of star if you will
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:11am On Aug 29, 2013
Crassus: **Walking into the bar**

CFC a bottle of star if you will

suya first, den u fit step am down wit palm wine or burukutu.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:15am On Aug 29, 2013
ighoosagie: suya first, den u fit step am down wit palm wine or burukutu.

Not a bad idea... Emm CFC , let me adjust my Order..

By the way i notice say una dey say few things about yourself

I will say something when i drink something cheesy cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by jamesibor: 5:34am On Aug 29, 2013
ighoosagie: suya first, den u fit step am down wit palm wine or burukutu.

Palm wine still remains the only African product that has not been adulterated.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:47am On Aug 29, 2013
Crassus:

Not a bad idea... Emm CFC , let me adjust my Order..

By the way i notice say una dey say few things about yourself

I will say something when i drink something cheesy cheesy

Your order is ready cheesy
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:55am On Aug 29, 2013
CFCfan:

Your order is ready cheesy

now we are talking grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 7:19am On Aug 29, 2013
I once had no SHOES

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 7:30am On Aug 29, 2013
Royal Roy:

Yesso....today na today....by fire by thunder I must know the difference between Communism, Socialism, Capitalism & Opportunism!!!!

Please Naijababe, educate a naijadude....please!

Bar girl.....give me one Ultimate here pls...my throat don dey dry!!!
Add one Andre to Bittyend table......sorry I don forget say u no dey sell that kind drink here.....pls give him one sprite with Londons dry gin......Champagne local style!!!

I am no political scientist but I'd say Capitalism is more or less the natural selection of economics; survival of the fittest as described by eggheaders, the govt owns nothing and it is pretty much every man for himself. Socialism is all about equality, everybody works together in the interest of the society at large, so the not so fit don't suffer for being so. Communism is the exact opposite of Capitalism, the govt owns every thing and every man is given only what he needs.

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Niloticus: 7:38am On Aug 29, 2013
^^^^^^^^^^

Nice one there naijababe
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 8:22am On Aug 29, 2013
^ You are welcome wink
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by RoyalRoy(m): 8:24am On Aug 29, 2013
naijababe:



Capitalism is more or less the natural selection of economics; survival of the fittest, the govt owns nothing and it is pretty much every man for himself.

Socialism is all about equality, everybody works together in the interest of the society at large, so the not so fit don't suffer for being so.

Communism is the exact opposite of Capitalism, the govt owns every thing and every man is given only what he needs.

Thanks babe! Finally got a grip on all these "ism" kind of governments!!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by joseph1832(m): 8:48am On Aug 29, 2013
Joseph1832 is what I use here. My real name is Joseph Ebhodaghe.

Political Orientation: Radical

Religion: They say am not a practicing christian but I say I am in my own unique way!

Bio: I hate talking about myself, If you have any questions feel free to ask and I'll answer no matter how personal.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:15am On Aug 29, 2013
lakhadimar: I have read dreams of my father by barack obama, long walk to freedom by nelson mandela, my command by olusegun obasanjo, zambia shall be free by kennth kaunda but am yet to see any book written by goodluck jonathan even as a Phd holder and a former lecturer i havent seen any thesis/material/jounal/article written by him. Please how can i get one?
You'll have to wait till he leaves office in 2015.The title of his memoir will be "A SHOELESS PRESIDENT ". grin

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:17am On Aug 29, 2013
berem: You'll have to wait till he leaves office in 2015.The title of his memoir will be "A SHOELESS PRESIDENT ". grin
Hw business?

sorry I stole 5 bottles of shine shine bobo wen u were @ sleep.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Anuoluwap(m): 9:32am On Aug 29, 2013
OAM4J:

EMPLOYED As MAI SUYA
www.nairaland.com/1416767/america-still-dreaming-50-years
Suggested for FP
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 9:34am On Aug 29, 2013
Anuoluwap:
www.nairaland.com/1416767/america-still-dreaming-50-years
Suggested for FP
bros, I tink we Negro don't deserve more dan we av gotten, hence ll wud b taking oda people's freedom in quest 2 gain more.
D bank of justice had given us a full pay cheque n even paid us in advance.

Wat else do we want?


We shud b dancing etighe dat d 50 yrs ago speeches of king Martin Luther Jr was fulfilled in dayz
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Chrisbenogor(m): 9:58am On Aug 29, 2013
*Strolls into bar*

Abeg barman one bottle of oloye for the early kick off this thursday

Who dey this bar?
I hear say zombie dey do press conference now even dey sign letter, abi Willie Willie Season 2 don start?
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:06am On Aug 29, 2013
ighoosagie: Hw business?

sorry I stole 5 bottles of shine shine bobo wen u were @ sleep.
No shaking! hope you return the bottles? grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:07am On Aug 29, 2013
berem: You'll have to wait till he leaves office in 2015.The title of his memoir will be "A SHOELESS PRESIDENT ". grin

He has a so called book 'wind of hope'
Its in airports
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by since1914(m): 10:15am On Aug 29, 2013
naijababe:

True that.....I read communism and the next thing that floats in my head is China and Russia, especially, the latter before and just after the cold war. Communism in Africa I am afraid will be Animal Farm proper.

Somehow, I am almost tempted to say that Communism could have been the best system for Africa in the immediate years after Independence. And probably if not for the western-sponsored assassination of Patrice Lumumba, the system in Congo then could have evolved from hardcore communism into a healthy mixed-economy (or whatever they call it)that China has today. In those days, the western propaganda made all communists look like villains, hence it was like a tar brush and very few people wanted to be associated with it.

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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 10:27am On Aug 29, 2013
since_1914:

Somehow, I am almost tempted to say that Communism could have been the best system for Africa in the immediate years after Independence. And probably if not for the western-sponsored assassination of Patrice Lumumba, the system in Congo then could have evolved from hardcore communism into a healthy mixed-economy (or whatever they call it)that China has today. In those days, the western propaganda made all communists look like villains, hence it was like a tar brush and very few people wanted to be associated with it.


I am not so sure, what is considered a healthy mixed economy of China today was driven mostly by Deng Xiaoping and to some extent by Chairman Mao. The former saw the need to move away from hardcore communism as you put it. Russia is still bogged down by it, in fact if not for their military might, they'd be inconsequential in the grand scheme of things.

I honestly don't think we understand the responsibilities of being in power in Africa, we seem to be only enamoured by the trappings and the largesse we can corner for ourselves.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 11:46am On Aug 29, 2013
oyb:

He has a so called book 'wind of hope'
Its in airports
Really, why is it not sold in bookshops? just airports? how strange!!

Wind of hope indeed!!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by mbulela: 11:59am On Aug 29, 2013
OAM4J:

You are right am trying to get you drunk, not for your money...but for something else cheesy
tufiakwa!! you no dey use eye see fine woman. Dem swear for you,abi?
ihu kwa ihe ukwu na eme??
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by mbulela: 12:02pm On Aug 29, 2013
Chrisbenogor: *Strolls into bar*

Abeg barman one bottle of oloye for the early kick off this thursday

Who dey this bar?
I hear say zombie dey do press conference now even dey sign letter, abi Willie Willie Season 2 don start?

Na so we see am o!
I was watching the stuff on mute mins before lunch in the office. During lunch, i put up the volume and what i heard made me sad. That man obviously has a wife that hates him. There is no two ways about it.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by mbulela: 12:05pm On Aug 29, 2013
OAM4J: Let me start



Like most men, I also like the beautiful things of life. Do I like women? Well am trying to find out, when I do, I will let you know.

In the mean time, you are enjoying men while trying to find out if you like women? Bros, na jail tinz be that o!
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 12:09pm On Aug 29, 2013
berem: No shaking! hope you return the bottles? grin
he don quick me put kerosene 4 d bottles , mk I tk dey light my charcoal to push my suya business 2d permanent site.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 12:12pm On Aug 29, 2013
berem: Really, why is it not sold in bookshops? just airports? how strange!!

Wind of hope indeed!!
haven't u read "vote gej 2015. It in bookshops n every streets of nija.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 12:21pm On Aug 29, 2013
ighoosagie: haven't u read "vote gej 2015. It in bookshops n every streets of nija.
LOL! grin
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 12:29pm On Aug 29, 2013
mbulela:
In the mean time, you are enjoying men while trying to find out if you like women? Bros, na jail tinz be that o!

Too early to get drunk my friend. I don't even have interest in women that looks like men.

Barman serve him only water from now on, till his eyes clear.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by mbulela: 12:44pm On Aug 29, 2013
OAM4J:

Too early to get drunk my friend. I don't even have interest in women that looks like men.

Barman serve him only water from now on, till his eyes clear.
you dey craze well well. I dey fasting so no alcohol for now.the water serves me well.
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Sunnybobo3(m): 12:55pm On Aug 29, 2013
james_ibor:

Walk o jare! May your first son never resemble your landlord.

Nice one oga Ibori. My great grandmother for you to disvirgin.

You are karid.

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