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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 5:01pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
ighoosagie: S-stay No wahala... but bros I observe say e be like say ur wife get belle ooo. Abeg when she born nor fail to tell me. Infact just tell me how many months she dey now make I fit dey follow up. My blessing no fit miss me twice times.... |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:05pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
St_Black: Wetin dey sele for here?b4 ur next comment mk bar man sexkill bring one cold gulder 4u |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:10pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Funny thread! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:13pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Garri the 1st:dancing azonto @ Lincoln memorial. I need ur help right now, it very difficult 2 p0ke my pregnant wife now, as she's already 9months n almost due 4 delivery. Which style 'd u suggest I shud b using on her dis period in oda not 2 hurt ur betrothed wife in her womb? D gods re wise |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 5:24pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
ighoosagie: dancing azonto @ Lincoln memorial. Bros you well so?? Abi na d monkey tail dey confuse you like this...abeg take am easy ooo... Wetin concern me and how you wan take "otobo" ya woman?? Abi wetin concern fowl with toothpick?? I say when she born inform me so that I go show base on beer matter you dey ask about style. If you like "shook" walking stick inside you hear.... |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 5:36pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Garri the 1st:u know if I don't otobo her very well dis period, it cud block her ovodus licrudus n might lead 2 CS . CS cost a lot n dats gonna affect ur ministry, hence u ll b served garri n monkey tail instead of Star n gulder. D gods re wise . |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 5:53pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
ighoosagie: u know if I don't otobo her very well dis period, it cud block her ovodus licrudus n might lead 2 CS . CS cost a lot n dats gonna affect ur ministry, hence u ll b served garri n monkey tail instead of Star n gulder. Ok bros.... I dey feel you... Two suggestions... 1. When you wan enter d place try to enter through back door. 2. As a two-star general once in a while you can administer a "two-finger salute" to clear road... For more info talk to Madam Waitress, she be Prof for d matter... |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 6:08pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
What are you guys talking about? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:14pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Garri the 1st:Is this what the thread is all about? what kind of yeye talk is this? abi sonetin dey worry you? mtscheeew!! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:17pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Lmao |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by OAM4J: 6:20pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
berem: Is this what the thread is all about? what kind of yeye talk is this? abi sonetin dey worry you? mtscheeew!! This is beer parlour, be nice to customers and dont get angry at them. Erm... what were they talking about sef? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:20pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Garri the 1st:1. mk I enter d place n no go look uche face. 2. I no 2 lik salute, na plate I lik 2 wash wit my tongue, just lik |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 6:24pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
ighoosagie: 1. mk I enter d place n no go look uche face. Hehehehe... No wayo. As long as you let me know when she deliver. Make I know say for one month I get "Boozing Insurance"...... |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:26pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
OAM4J:If this is how customers will be gossiping about me as a waitress, i will either resign or break someone's head with a bottle! I no dey look face. I am only a waitress and nothing more! Garri the last, take time!! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 6:27pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
berem: Is this what the thread is all about? what kind of yeye talk is this? abi sonetin dey worry you? mtscheeew!! Wetin dey worry dis woman sef... Why your eye dey red?? Shebi na because I nor gree give you tip?? Nor let me report you give ya oga ooo... |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:30pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
That awkward moment when se.xual talks are allowed in the Politics chatroom, but banned in the Romance "Derailers paradise" 1 Like |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:30pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Garri the 1st:Don't fucck with me garri! forget say i be waitress. nor lemme design ya face with bottle! Inshort, wetin you wan drink? make i go bring am! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 6:32pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
berem: If this is how customers will be gossiping about me as a waitress, i will either resign or break someone's head with a bottle! I no dey look face. I am only a waitress and nothing more! Nor worry I go soon port go another joint.... This your bar wen person nor dey even see free beer drink sef.... Since morning I don sit down here nobody fit even push one bottle come my corner make I use take see front.... Stingy Peoples!!!! Mtscheeeewww... |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:33pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
CFCfan: That awkward moment when se.xual talks are allowed in the Politics chatroom, but banned in the Romance "Derailers paradise"Are you serious? It's been a while i visited the Romance derailers paradise thread. What do you expect? Read my signature, that's the main reason. 1 Like |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Garri the 1st:If na free drink you dey find, you miss road! oya waka!! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Garrithe1st: 6:40pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
CFCfan: That awkward moment when se.xual talks are allowed in the Politics chatroom, but banned in the Romance "Derailers paradise" Aproko bar man... Wetin concern you with wetin we your highly esteemed customers dey discuss about?? Abeg sharperly go load drinks inside that your analog fridge. Some of my chairmen go soon show. At least 2 or 3 bottles go miss road enter my side... |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by luvmijeje(f): 6:43pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Lmao! Barman, pomo ati eran dindin alata to yii with chilled water - shey you grab? Jeje by name, born and bred in Lagos. I'd been to most part of this country - seen the good, the bad and the ugly but the good always supersede. Maybe, that's why I'm an hopeless optimist when it comes to Naija. Observing, watching and scrutinising everybody and anybody before supporting any party. Ending. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:44pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
CFCfan: That awkward moment when se.xual talks are allowed in the Politics chatroom, but banned in the Romance "Derailers paradise"re u comparing young boyz n politicians,wat can dey offer if not lyrics n cheap toasting lines. We do d main tinz , comes see us in our Abuja trips, then u 'll no dat we re young at heart. In obj voice: atikus gets mes d updates in madugurris 3 Likes |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:51pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
berem: Are you serious? It's been a while i visited the Romance derailers paradise thread. What do you expect?in obj voice: dis ur sigsignature is made 4 ota farmers |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by deeptesting(m): 6:54pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
berem: Don't fucck with me garri! forget say i be waitress. nor lemme design ya face with bottle! E take u e eternity to bring the first bottle for me, I wonder how long e go take u to give me the second bottle.....Waitress I beg bring your ear close make I ask u something. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:54pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
ighoosagie: in obj voice: dis ur sigsignature is made 4 ota farmersYeah right! it's good to be free on nairaland! free from opressors and adolf hitler style of governance. God bless you OAM4J!! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 6:57pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
deeptesting:wetin you wan tell me? better be something good or else i have an empty bottle with me to break someone's head. |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by deeptesting(m): 6:59pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
berem: wetin you wan tell me? better be something good or else i have an empty bottle with me to break someone's head. No vex I beg, u dey work here on weekends? |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 7:10pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
deeptesting:No! |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Nobody: 7:12pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Vote for N.A.P.T- national association of political thugs 1 Like |
Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by jamesibor: 7:25pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Days be long, the gods are wise. May all Karid entities work and neva stumble. Even if you stumble, may you stumble on the Ikebe of a biancaful okpeke instead of the Ikebe of berem. Ayam woked, one finger of kariability from munwaness to all entities. The gods are wise!!
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Re: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by deeptesting(m): 7:25pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
berem: No! Ok...bring my drink for me, I beg tell the DJ to play those 2 Brothers new music, wey dem say personally abi personal. |
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