berem: Ori e kpe aburo! Nothing do you.

Meanwhile, this bar has been so dry! Why is that so? No political discussions, no music, absolutely nothing. Barman and Barmaids have gone AWOL. Even Big Boss no dey show face to know everyday parole. Please the needful has to be done asap!

No be ban dem dey use chase all of us. Who tell you say dem no go ban me self before today end.

eggheaders:

Oga rhino me no dey shak ooo. Na fayrouz be my brand ooo. O boy 3 ban by sexkid only today no be small thing ooo.

U think say I be Rhino?? Lol..

If I tel U nau dem go ban me again ooo... I'm afraid of the oga at the top.. So you've not gone to the complaint thread and see what Tomakint is yarning against me, if U C am U go blv say I no be Rhino

berem:

Berem U sef blv say I B Rhino?? God Forbid (I don 4get say na beer palour way I dey 4 dey cal God ooo)

Unblockable: U think say I be Rhino?? Lol..

If I tel U nau dem go ban me again ooo... I'm afraid of the oga at the top.. So you've not gone to the complaint thread and see what Tomakint is yarning against me, if U C am U go blv say I no be Rhino

OK boss I see wetin dat pikin dey yarn. But from your post you are ara ile na ni. Leave that thing alone I gat the antidote to all the syndromes affecting him.

eggheaders:

No be ban dem dey use chase all of us. Who tell you say dem no go ban me self before today end.

Na ban dem sef take drive me ooo, including oga at the top don dey ban people ooo

Unblockable: Na ban dem sef take drive me ooo, including oga at the top don dey ban people ooo

Hmmn the case don critical oooo.

eggheaders:

OK boss I see wetin dat pikin dey yarn. But from your post you are ara ile na ni. Leave that thing alone I gat the antidote to all the syndromes affecting him.

The guy dey yarn mess, they are better ignored...

Anyways I still dey wait for barman/maid ooo

eggheaders:

Hmmn the case don critical oooo.

I tell ya

eggheaders: Who dey here una get virus abi na fayrouz dem dey call am ni. 6 bottles for my table asap.

We get fayrouz. Your order is ready

ilugunboy: Who dey hia?

I wan drink.....CfC, where are you?

At ur service. Which drink do want?

berem: good! I see she's viewing and I need an answer. I don't have testicles o! I want to know what I should nail on the ground.

Lmao!!

Hokay, all females are to nail their mammary organs to the ground. I believe the equation will be balanced then. The men should nail their big 'ol balls, the women, their mammary organs.

https://www.nairaland.com/1512582/russian-man-nails-own-testicles/1#19484375

Mr Aboki:
Happy Birthday bros..
Abeg Waiter bring 1 oroboh stout and 100Naira meat.. Na my Chairman here go pay!!

Ka lalace! Kana Shan barasa! Sai na fada.

Ishilove:
Lmao!!

Hokay, all females are to nail their mammary organs to the ground. I believe the equation will be balanced then. The men should nail their big 'ol balls, the women, their mammary organs.

https://www.nairaland.com/1512582/russian-man-nails-own-testicles/1#19484375

mammary what?

Hell no! I won't do no such thing! I precious my mammary glands more than any other thing. Even after breastfeeding,the bosom no gree flat like slippers. Mbanu, Ishi I no gree o! Abeg talk another thing

nagoma:

Ka lalace! Kana Shan barasa! Sai na fada.

Megida?!

I no understand this one o?!

Barges in after a night out with friends. Bursts into a songin alto with Berem singing tenor;

Winner oh! oh!! oh!!! Winner!
Winner oh! oh!! oh!!! Winner!
Oduah you don win o! Winner!
Kpata kpata you go win again o! Winner

Loser oh! oh!! oh!!! Loser!
Loser oh! oh!! oh!!! Loser!
Fani-Kayode you don lose o! Loser!
I say you go dey lose forever! Loser!

james_ibor: Barges in after a night out with friends. Bursts into a songin alto with Berem singing tenor;

Winner oh! oh!! oh!!! Winner!
Winner oh! oh!! oh!!! Winner!
Oduah you don win o! Winner!
Kpata kpata you go win again o! Winner

Loser oh! oh!! oh!!! Loser!
Loser oh! oh!! oh!!! Loser!
Fani-Kayode you don lose o! Loser!
I say you go dey lose forever! Loser!

SB my love, kedu? I refuse to sing that song along with you. Count me out!

berem: SB my love, kedu? I refuse to sing that song along with you. Count me out!

Okija Juju must hear this..

James be ready for extra large Ibi...

Mr Aboki:






Okija Juju must hear this..

James be ready for extra large Ibi...

I have divorced you since! You no know? An aboki is entitled to 4 wives and 77 concubines. You should have enough women to enjoy yourself.

berem: I have divorced you since! You no know? An aboki is entitled to 4 wives and 77 concubines. You should have enough women to enjoy yourself.

Odika ife na eme Clara Chime na isi, na emezi gi kita...

Divorce who?!!



DOnt make me lock you inside your room o!

Mr Aboki:


Odika ife na eme Clara Chime na isi, na emezi gi kita...

Divorce who?!!



DOnt make me lock you inside your room o!

Mrs Chime better pass this one wey swallow Yoruba winch.

Mr Aboki:


Odika ife na eme Clara Chime na isi, na emezi gi kita...

Divorce who?!!



DOnt make me lock you inside your room o!

Lock me na gi ni mere? I prefer you lock both of us in a room and we will do so many nasty things just to prove I don't love you anymore. Whatcha think!

berem: Lock me na gi ni mere? I prefer you lock both of us in a room and we will do so many nasty things just to prove I don't love you anymore. Whatcha think!

Nna men!!



Best idea I have heard all year...

Mr Aboki:


Nna men!!



Best idea I have heard all year...

Mr Aboki:

Megida?!
I no understand this one o?!

Means: you don spoil as you de drink! I go go tell dem.

nagoma:

Means: you don spoil as you de drink! I go go tell dem.

Bet why?!


Oya collect one Miranda for my head... I go pay!

I need some cool babes to help stretch my fingers/toes

Mr Aboki:
Bet why?!
Oya collect one Miranda for my head... I go pay!

Good! Happy birthday bros!!

CFCfan:
Your order is ready

thanks bro

ok, I know. I was dissappointed last week as the 42 million pounds turk wandered around old trafford and the welsh wizzard forgot his portions and all we had to fall back on was the mightly scandinavian warrior Nicklas.
However, prophesy was fulfilled and we went from top to top.
And unless a catastrophy of unimaginable proportion happens next weekend, we will still be on top.

UP GUNNERS! Firing!

berem: Lock me na gi ni mere? I prefer you lock both of us in a room and we will do so many nasty things just to prove I don't love you anymore. Whatcha think!

*gasp*

Berem, I am apalled!! By 'nasty things' you mean you want to nail his balls to the ground?

I can provide the nails and hammer... Whatcha think?

Gulder tinz on mah mind

Skelewu time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N809Hf4Brgk