yuzedo:
Lol! Bro, are you mad or just irreversibly obtuse? What is the issue here? Did you see an ID card?! So anyone who wears army camoflague is a bonafide soldier?? I better go get myself a space suit so I can become an astronaut!

The Bible says in everything you do, get understanding, it is paramount. When you do, re-read my post, you won't for sake of empathy NOT point out the foolishness of the op, kids are reading and we cannot afford to raise a sissified generation by indulging cowards. Why won't someone who owns an iPhone understand his rights in this century?!?! No street smarts, nothing. His case is hopeless, look at that video/half-àss sideview pictures, does it look like what can achieve much? He has better luck tracking a ghost than some non-descript goon who has never woken up to the sound of an army beagle. Please, this is the reason I choose not to be serious online.. To what end, I pray thee? I'm out jare.

godwinony: remembered once last semester when i was boarding a campus shuttle in school with my coursemates( uniport )..i mistakenly brush shoulder with a mean uniformed military man..he immediately started to scold me raising a crowd..i and my friends were shocked and pleaded with him..the man said no that infact i must come with him, and that was in a school environ..my friends then turned aggressive and lined up in front of me(4 of them)..threw their bags to the ground and said the soldier must come through them 1st..lol..nobody told the dang man to back off..i was awed by my friends..suspected he was a fake though.

collynzo2: OP you be confirmed jew man.

nosike3: @op.... Only one word can effectively describe you.. Fooooooolllllllll! A soldier publicly assaulted you..
Anyway i feel your command of English is definitely poor.
Sometime last year, i was walking down UBA okoko branch ( those that stay at okoko should know there) and was wearing my combat shorts which was actually the America version that is more of ash and black only for an Army man to stop me and asked me to identify myself..
I ask him to identify himself first and he flashed his id.. I immediately switched to my North Carolina accent ( had my masters there) and said my name and everything.
He said i was going to mount his bike and he will take me to barracks at ojo cantonment.
I flatly told him that is impossible and brought out my N8 to make a call..
He threatened to smash my phone and i said that i am going to call my pop who is a lawyer and a Senior advocate for that matter ( the second part was a Lie)
I called my pop, and he asked me to give my phone to that "assssss"
Pop spoke for about 30 seconds,asking when did combat short become a crime in Nigeria bla bla bla....
The soldier ( something Ameh) gave me my phone and rode away and yours faithfully swaggered away...
SO YOU SEE OP, YOU ARE AN A:SSSASS ,A COWARD AND A FRAIDY CAT FOR LETTING YOURSELF TO BE BULLIED..
I doubt your story anyway cuz how can you have iPhone5, a BB, and a Nokia torch all at once..

coogar:

okija, on behalf of the OP.....how much do i have to pay to make this soldier mad by monday. i want him to turn a loaded gun to his superiors and fire at will for 10 minutes.

please advise....

fr3do: Op rest ur case
next time watch where u are going,if your bodies didnt slam he would have had nothing to harass u for.

I have experienced sumtin like dat b4,i was using a lonely road,nxt tin a tout walking by about 1.5metres to close in,all of a sudden changed direction started walking towards me with the intention of colliding,i leapt like 2feets away giving him enough space.

Okija_juju:




Nna men!!!

Juju no dey hold soldier o!! I no know why.

nosike3: @op.... Only one word can effectively describe you.. Fooooooolllllllll! A soldier publicly assaulted you..
Anyway i feel your command of English is definitely poor.
Sometime last year, i was walking down UBA okoko branch ( those that stay at okoko should know there) and was wearing my combat shorts which was actually the America version that is more of ash and black only for an Army man to stop me and asked me to identify myself..
I ask him to identify himself first and he flashed his id.. I immediately switched to my North Carolina accent ( had my masters there) and said my name and everything.
He said i was going to mount his bike and he will take me to barracks at ojo cantonment.
I flatly told him that is impossible and brought out my N8 to make a call..
He threatened to smash my phone and i said that i am going to call my pop who is a lawyer and a Senior advocate for that matter ( the second part was a Lie)
I called my pop, and he asked me to give my phone to that "assssss"
Pop spoke for about 30 seconds,asking when did combat short become a crime in Nigeria bla bla bla....
The soldier ( something Ameh) gave me my phone and rode away and yours faithfully swaggered away...
SO YOU SEE OP, YOU ARE AN A:SSSASS ,A COWARD AND A FRAIDY CAT FOR LETTING YOURSELF TO BE BULLIED..
I doubt your story anyway cuz how can you have iPhone5, a BB, and a Nokia torch all at once..

~Borat~:
I don't blame the OP at all
A lot of people (myself inclusive) fear men in uniform
I can't categorically say I'll have behaved differently in his shoes

desperatem: A soldier or maybe a fake soldier hit his body against mine at Abule Egba today. he then call me back and ask me if i was blind, i told him i didn't know i hit him and i apologize. he told me something fell off from what his Oga sent him, i search the floor there is nothing there, he said i should cross the road and i did, i don't want to disobey him. i don't want a situation whereby he will start beating me and even tell me to sleep in the gutter, this is Nigeria, no one will near us, they will just pity me from distance, some women may start crying from a far too but that wont change anything. i have seen it happened several times in lagos. soldier just beat the guy and later carried him away. no one could intervene.

as we crossed to the other side of the road, he told me to keep walking in front of him, we walked toward SUPER bus-top by KATANGOWA MARKET. he then odered me to stop and we waited for a commercial bus going to IYANA IPAJA and IKEJA. we later entered a bus, after 5 mins of the journey, i stylishly call a friend whose's dad is also a soldier, i spoke with the guy and told him what happened, i told him to give the phone to his dad so he can speak to the soldier, I spoke with his dad and he told me to give the phone to the soldier (we were still in the bus going to ikeja) my dad friend was speaking to the soldier and the soldier hung up the call and switched my phone off, he ordered me to give my iPhone to him as well and i oblige, people in the bus started staring and there was an old woman signaling to me at the back sit to beg the soldier, i was begging him and he land me a heavy slap.


I don't want to write too much because of my readers.

He later said we should go to MUSHIN maybe he can buy the stuff there. from OSHODI he called a bike man beside enterprise bank in a small filling station there, he spoke to the guy and the guy agreed to take us. (before we got to the filling station, i saw RRS police van and 5 policemen stationed along the road, i wanted to tell them to help me, but i remember what happened about 2 years ago when some policemen arrest me after showing them my work ID. i tried to call another policeman we met along the road to help me and he told me i am stupid, he said i should settle my scores with those policemen and i should not call him)

The bike man carried us, we passed ilupeju, onipanu, jibowu, yaba and sabo. after few minutes ride from SABO he ordered the bike man to stop, he gave me 200 to buy him recharge card that he wants to call someone who was flashing him (someone was actually flashing him) he pointed to a recharge card vendor across the express, i told him i cant go there that he should use my nokia torch light phone or my iPhone because i have credit in them both. he kicked me in the stomach before i could say jack he jumped on the bike and they zoomed off. i run after the bike and could not catch up.

Before he ran away with my phones, i had been capturing him when we alighted at OSHODI-OKE. he didnt know i am still having a blackberry in my pocket. thanks to God the blackberry didnt ring througout that time. i was even wondering why it didnt ring because its my hotline. i videoed him 3 times and i add to hide the phone at the back of bottled water bottle i bought along the road. the videos are here with me now. i need help about it, i want the video to go viral, i want the guy/thief to be seen throughout where internet spans. I called my 2 phones immediately after he ran with the bike man, the nokia phone was off but the iPhone was still on. i text him and let him know that i videoed him, i threatened him that i will post the videos online and what happened to the police offer who asked for a bribed early this month will happen to him. he didnt call back or text back. i told him to meet me at sabo for negotiation but he didnt turn up.

please i need help, even i can retrive my phone i want to disgrace the man, i will love to see him jailed or killed. i wont even pity him at all.

P.S: Dont mind my errors in typing, i am rushing as i am typing this and i dont even proof read it. thanks y'all

Edit**** i take snapshots of the video from my phone screen, the last picture here is when the guy was peeing along ikeja-oshodi road


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmMghowg28

collynzo2: Jew man alert!

ajasa4link: Hmmmm...Bros I no believe ur story too o. u did ur masters at north Carolina and u stay at okokomaiko? Ah Bros u can lie o...am a lasuite,my hostel is around that bank side and I can tell u, that area is not where a masters degree holder or a lawyer's son will reside. me wey be street boy sef no dey comfortable for that area,u come dey tell us say u wey get north Carolina accent dey chill there. Abeg tell us d title of d film jor

ajasa4link: shout out to association of nairaland e-warriors on this thread,Una Don try. u guys really lived up to expectations of beating up ur chest up and down this thread without proffering practicable solutions to the op's problem. Yeah,the guy was timid we all know that,why are u rubbing it in again. He already admits he messed up,why insult him and come up with superstory to back up ur rebuffs. The guy is asking for a way out,let's try and help him out instead of beating of chest and claiming tough guy as if u are the one that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima

quin9: All soldiers wear name tags,you shld av been after that,its even better on camour coz the names are boldly attached.That dude ain't a soldier,sorry.