So we all are guilty of telling 'white' lies once in a while. The reasons could vary from wanting to save our relationships, ease a hectic situation, buy us time or well...just for the sake of lying
Some think little lies or just ommission of the truth makes the world a better place...religionists may beg to differ though
Here's my list of famous lies, you feel free to add yours too(preferably those you're guilty of )

I lost my phone n my contacts along with it(ok that beats saying he ain't important enough to be called )

She's just a friend.

I'm on my period (Ladies!!!)

I'll never hurt you (you be Jesus)

It wasn’t me!(Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.(Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless )

I love you too

Sorry i didn't answer,my phone was on vibrate

I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build(nairaland dudes)

Don't be silly, you're not in the slightest bit fat

You're the most beautiful girl in the world (Really? You've seen 'em all )

I've never even thought about him in that way.....hehe ladies

Lol, the first lie was my latest

harlos: Lol, the first lie was my latest

Liar Liar pants on fire!!!

He's not my type

I'm on my way (when you're probably still going to the bathroom )

uj_sizzle:
Liar Liar pants on fire!!!

u do it too

i love you too

* I'm still a virgin (ladies).
* I will always love you (guys).
* uninterrupted power supply for all
(NIG-politicians).
* I had no shoes (jonathans)
* I will take Nigeria to the promise land
(buharies)
* Banana iceland man-shurn (yuzedos)

1. Honestly, I don't feel anything for him oO-Naija Girls

2. I'm going to my Uncle's house in town for weekend(Uncle =sugar Daddy)- UniAbj Girls

1.I am not a nairaland addict, i only come here on days that end with 'Y'.
2.Saying 'i am inside the cab right now', when I'm actually rushing to finish up my garri.

Am sick just to avoid house chores.

I phucked that girl all night long...(All night long=1min 10secs)

I usually say it as it is or say nothing at all. I would only do so not to embarrass someone.

One day I dosed off in the sofa instead of going to work. I had a very busy day and late night the previous day. My phone rang and woke me up and my colleague goes "where are you"? "At home mate, I dosed off" I told him.

He was not happy but he later said most people would have said they were on their way.

my phone was on silent when u calld

I stay at banana iceland

uj_sizzle: So we all are guilty of telling 'white' lies once in a while. The reasons could vary from wanting to save our relationships, ease a hectic situation, buy us time or well...just for the sake of lying
Some think little lies or just ommission of the truth makes the world a better place...religionists may beg to differ though
Here's my list of famous lies, you feel free to add yours too(preferably those you're guilty of )

I lost my phone n my contacts along with it(ok that beats saying he ain't important enough to be called )

She's just a friend.

I'm on my period (Ladies!!!)

I'll never hurt you (you be Jesus)

It wasn’t me!(Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.(Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless )

I love you too

Sorry i didn't answer,my phone was on vibrate

I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build(nairaland dudes)

Don't be silly, you're not in the slightest bit fat

Your the most beautiful girl in the world (Really? You've seen 'em all )

I've never even thought about him in that way.....hehe ladies

. . My phone dey silence

This country is not easy...

I didn't see the missed call from you walai.


I tried calling but your line wasn't reachable.


I never chop anything since morning(this is someone who had gunned down 2 packs of gala and one orobo o).

i have never seen a girl has beautiful as u that is my commonest lie

He didnt touch me all through the night, Nothing happened! (ladies)

MacLovington: I usually says it as it is or say nothing at all. I would only do so not to embarrass someone.

One day I dosed off in the sofa instead of going to work. I had a very busy day and late night the previous day. My phone rang and woke me up and my colleague goes "where are you"? "At home mate, I dosed off" I told him.

He was not happy but he later said most people would have said they were on their way.

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i stole uj-sizzle's pants in dream nd put dem on in reality world


u cant be compared with any gal { 4 ur mind u dey ontop de world


i be virgin ( mumu 4 back i be mary magdalen)


i saw u in my dream last nite ( referin to sizzle

Why dint u pick my calls
I was busy
My favourite

Adex097: * I'm still a virgin (ladies).
* I will always love you (guys).
* uninterrupted power supply for all
(NIG-politicians).
* I had no shoes (jonathans)
* I will take Nigeria to the promise land
(buharies)
* Banana iceland man-shurn (yuzedos)

gbam

I dont watch porn..

You need jesus(coming from the worst hypocritical sinners)..
I'm single and ready to mingle(na person papa wan mingle?)..
Yea,i always shop at shoprite(to go buy tissue paper na shopping)..
I am laffing so hard right now at my office(So even provision store don turn office.. Issokay)..
Laughing out loud(liar!! You didnt laugh)..
Just finished having dinner(even garri sef na dinner)..
Woow you look so hand some (she's just codedly telling you that you're ugly but have big hands..
I cant post much cos i'm driving right now(oga abeg specify cos even wheelbarrows are driveable and those who drive them are called drivers...
First to comment(ode,check well cos you're the fifth to)..
..
All izz well!

U r d best thing that has eva hapend 2 me.........guys

i have been trying your number since

Make i check the one wey concern me concern my oga at the top

you are just like my mother