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Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 6:48pm On Mar 01, 2010
studio43:

Lol na wao,
Make una take am easy dey shout my name na abi old man nor dey for una fillage?


are you Mr Kimbundu? shocked

cbase:

wher's kimbundu, its not in my tourist guide

you tore it and went to the loo with it
Re: Please Don't Lauf by cbase: 9:15pm On Mar 01, 2010
i havent shit since i travel, so e no dey ma tourist guide, shikina angry cheesy
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 7:05am On Mar 02, 2010
Why should i believe you?
You are an Ibo man.
Re: Please Don't Lauf by baybbootz(f): 4:44pm On Mar 02, 2010
baybootz, Who are u? How your own and tanimz own take be for here sef i need to know.
am the next best thing since sliced bread tongue wink wink grin grin

@babybootz
Honey . . .we aint thru wit our bedroom business
ok baby,bt the platinum card u gave me bounced ooooo kiss kiss kiss
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 5:18pm On Mar 02, 2010
Myk you had a chance to do what shocked shocked
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 5:35pm On Mar 02, 2010
plz y won't i laff? grin grin grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 5:38pm On Mar 02, 2010
baybbootz:

ok baby,bt the platinum card u gave me bounced ooooo kiss kiss kiss

Darling  kiss kiss kiss kiss

but that cant be possible  shocked
i have over a million in that account.
i'm gonna sue that bank for bouncing my bayb's card  angry

Kunbee:

Myk you had a chance to do what shocked shocked

ermmm . . .please, can we discuss this later.  sad
i dont want my bayb to know about our affair . . .  lipsrsealed
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 5:40pm On Mar 02, 2010
Abbey_city:

plz y won't i laff? grin grin grin

bcuz its OFFTOPIC angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 5:43pm On Mar 02, 2010
awwwww! and i roff going offtopic make i laff it out loud grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by baybbootz(f): 5:49pm On Mar 02, 2010
i dont want my bayb to know about our affair . . .
angry angry angry angry angry angry
too latepacks her bags and leaves inthe SUV


kunbee darl,how long has this been hapening.
ps lets share the loot wink wink
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 5:50pm On Mar 02, 2010
Abbey_city:

awwwww! and i roff going offtopic make i laff it out loud  grin grin grin grin grin grin

then you'll have some scores to settle with Ben-10.
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 5:54pm On Mar 02, 2010
baybbootz:

angry angry angry angry angry angry
too latepacks her bags and leaves inthe SUV


shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Darling, Honey, my babyboo, my sweetheart, the only cockroach in ma shoes . . .please, i can explain sad lipsrsealed

dont leave me like this naauuu cry *sob . . . sob* cry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by baybbootz(f): 6:06pm On Mar 02, 2010
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry cry cry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 6:17pm On Mar 02, 2010
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Please Don't Lauf by baybbootz(f): 6:21pm On Mar 02, 2010
undecided undecided
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 6:28pm On Mar 02, 2010
can i explain myself now? grin
Re: Please Don't Lauf by tanimz(f): 6:30pm On Mar 02, 2010
Studio, e be like say the seasonal flu don catch u again undecided undecided undecided

Abeg go sit down one place shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Lolajoy(f): 1:29am On Mar 03, 2010
What is going on here? undecided undecided undecided
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 2:27am On Mar 03, 2010
Love gone wrong
Babybootz it started last 7 years
Re: Please Don't Lauf by studio43(m): 10:58am On Mar 03, 2010
Tanimz why u cum dey shout naw, na your first time to see stick wey long pass my own be dis?
Mmtcheww.

Kunbee i wan pass > Bounce!
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 2:08pm On Mar 03, 2010
Re: Please Don't Lauf by tanimz(f): 2:48pm On Mar 03, 2010
Studio, what is it na

Leave me alone abeg shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 3:47pm On Mar 03, 2010
No mind the guy. . . the guy drink one thing yesterday. . . his girlfriend no come show. . . tongue
Re: Please Don't Lauf by tanimz(f): 4:08pm On Mar 03, 2010
No wonder he dey hallucinate sad sad sad sad sad


Poor thing cry cry cry cry cry cry embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 4:21pm On Mar 03, 2010
The characteristic of a lil babs smiley
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 4:37pm On Mar 03, 2010
^^ cheesy lol more like dominating features of lil babs
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Abbeycity4(f): 4:58pm On Mar 03, 2010
sad sad
Re: Please Don't Lauf by chibaby5(f): 7:07pm On Mar 03, 2010
undecided cool
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Ben13: 7:17pm On Mar 03, 2010
Pls do use the chat thread for chatting.
Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 8:22pm On Mar 03, 2010
I'm sorry i laughed Ben sad Please don't lock the thread sad
Re: Please Don't Lauf by Kunbee: 9:16pm On Mar 03, 2010
Ben na kill joy sad
Re: Please Don't Lauf by mykali(m): 10:14pm On Mar 03, 2010
Ben, i've warned them numerous times to stop laffing, why, bcuz the topic says so.
One more shiny 32 here, and the thread is getting locked. angry

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